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Uncomfortably Dark Presents...The Baker’s Dozen!
Delicious Dark Delights for your horror consumption!
Come indulge in the dark and disturbing with 13 tantalizing tales of terror written by an incredible lineup of independent horror authors. With stories ranging from delightful to disturbing, you are sure to find something to please your sweet spot.
Authors include Jeff Strand, Christine Morgan, Ruthann Jagge, Aron Beauregard, Lee Franklin, Chris Miller, Patrick C. Harrison, III, Carver Pike, Kenzie Jennings, Daniel Volpe, Rowland Bercy, Jr., Candace Nola and M. Ennenbach. Includes a special foreword by Jeff Strand.
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- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateDecember 10, 2021
- File size13851 KB
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- ASIN : B09KT4XJ64
- Publisher : Uncomfortably Dark (December 10, 2021)
- Publication date : December 10, 2021
- Language : English
- File size : 13851 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 276 pages
- Lending : Enabled
- Best Sellers Rank: #335,624 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #315 in Horror Anthologies (Kindle Store)
- #594 in Horror Anthologies (Books)
- #1,135 in Fiction Anthologies
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About the authors
My name is Carver Pike. I’m a 2x Splatterpunk Award-nominated author, I’m one of the four co-hosts behind the Written in Red podcast, and I host my own YouTube show called First Chapter Freakshow where I read other horror authors’ books and talk about the world of indie horror publishing.
Since as far back as I can remember, I've been fascinated by everything horror. I'd sit cross-legged in front of the TV and watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre while devouring a bowl of Kaboom cereal. I always wished the ghost at the end of each episode of Scooby-Doo wouldn't be just another man behind the mask. I wanted real ghastly ghouls, dastardly demons, and malevolent monsters.
At some point, I knew I couldn't sit back and keep watching this horror world from the stands. I wanted to be in the game. So, now I wield this virtual pen and sling ink onto the page from my home in West Virginia where the people are friendly, the scenery is gorgeous, and horror story inspiration is in every nook, cranny, and holler.
I want to create those worlds you visit, feed that fear that keeps you up at night, and entertain you in ways only the greatest storytellers can.
Be advised, most of my books are very graphic in nature. Most are packed with violence, gore, sex, and more. I'm tastefully twisted at telling tasteless tales.
That's enough about me. This is about you, the reader, enjoying the ride. Hopefully, we'll form a great author-reader relationship and you'll come to trust that Carver Pike will always keep you entertained.
Chris Miller is a native Texan who began writing from an early age. In 2017 he began publishing, and since then has published several novels—including the Amazon bestselling Splatter Western, DUST (nominated for the Splatterpunk Award)—a collection, SHATTERED SKIES, and has also been inducted into many anthologies. Chris is 1/3 of the writing collective CERBERUS, and likes to play guitar. He is first and foremost a family man and is happily married to the love of his life (and best friend) Aliana. They have three beautiful children and live in Winnsboro, TX.
Patrick C. Harrison III (PC3, if you prefer) is an author of horror, bizarro, and erotica. His current publications include A SAVAGE BREED, INFERNO BOUND AND THE HELL HOUNDS, 5 TALES THAT WILL LAND YOU IN HELL, VISCERAL: COLLECTED FLESH with Christine Morgan, and CERBERUS RISING with Chris Miller and M. Ennenbach, and his works can be found in numerous anthologies, including AND HELL FOLLOWED and ROAD KILL: TEXAS HORROR BY TEXAS AUTHORS VOL. 4.
PC3 is also the co-owner (with Jarod Barbee) and editor-in-chief of Death’s Head Press, a Texas-based publisher of dark fiction. He and Mr. Barbee are the Splatterpunk Award-winning editors of AND HELL FOLLOWED. Other books DHP has edited and published include BREAKING BIZARRO, DIG TWO GRAVES Vol. 1 & 2, and OBLIQUATUR VOLUPTAS: DEVIANT STORIES FOR THE DEVIANT MIND. In 2020, Death's Head Press began publishing the Splatter Western series, which is taking the indie horror community by storm. The Splatter Western combines old west pulpiness with violent, bloody horror.
PC3 has a website and blog--pc3horror.com--where he regularly discusses horror and exploitation films, and other horror related topics, as well as posting news of his upcoming works.
PC3 is a family man at heart, who enjoys baseball, camping, horror movies, fishing, and, of course, reading. He lives in Wolfe City, TX with his wife and children.
Kenzie Jennings is an English professor currently residing and sweltering in the humid tourist hub of central Florida. She has written pieces for a handful of news and entertainment publications and literary magazines throughout the years. Back when she was young and impetuous, she had two screenplays optioned by a couple of production companies, but her screenwriting career ended there, and she hasn’t looked back since. Reception is her debut novel.
Ruthann grew up in Upstate New York, where her favorite month of October is magical.
She currently lives on a cattle ranch in Texas with her husband and his animals.
Dark speculative fiction and horror books are always within reach.
Extensive travel and appreciation for homegrown dread and superstition influence her characters and settings.
Other passions include cooking, travel, sewing, and dancing with her demons.
Her large blended family keeps her sane most of the time.
Member HWA
January 2022
D&T Publishing,LLC.
My first solo novella is released.
Coming Spring 2022
Macabre Ladies Press
My work will be included in an exceptional 2-volume invitational anthology.
Exploring the darkness of human nature.
Work in progress includes my first full length novel
An exciting collaboration novel.
Website/Blog: https://ruthannjagge.com
Candace Nola is a Pittsburgh author with 3 published novels currently on Amazon. Breach was her debut novel, published in Nov. 2019, followed by Beyond the Breach, published Dec. 22, 2020. Her third novel, Hank Flynn, was published in July of 2021. She also had a short story published in the Secondhand Creeps anthology in May of 2021, that she co-authored with Sam Hill of the U.K. She is a new member of the Horror Authors Guild and recently joined The House of Stitched magazine as an editor and writer.
She began her horror website in Jan. of 2020 to use as an author website and to help promote other indie authors in the industry. Her interview series, The Dark Dozen, was well-received in fall of 2020 and she began to do more book reviews, author interviews and new release features on her website. Original content was added along with a newsletter and Uncomfortably Dark Horror has morphed into the "go-to place" for the newest in horror book news.
Her novel, Beyond the Breach, won the “Novel of the Year” award for 2021 from the Horror Author Guild and her Debut Novel, Breach, placed 2nd for “Debut Novel of the Year”, also for the 2021 Horror Author Guild awards.
She most recently published her first anthology under her brand, Uncomfortably Dark Horror, with 12 other talented indie authors. The anthology is titled The Baker’s Dozen and was released in Dec. 2021.
She is working on her fourth novel, Bishop, that is set for release in March of 2022.
You can find her on Twitter, Instagram, Tik Tok and Facebook as well as her website, UncomfortablyDark.com.
Jeff Strand's bio was funnier when he talked about losing the Bram Stoker Award four times, but he's now a Bram Stoker Award WINNER!
His novels are usually classified as horror, but they're really all over the place, almost always with a great big dose of humor. He's written five young adult novels that all fall into the "really goofy comedy" category.
Several of his books are in development as motion pictures, and he's mostly not allowed to blab any details, which he finds MADDENING.
He lives in Chattanooga, Tennessee with his wife and one gigantic freaking cat.
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It would have been a challenge, bringing this assortment of spectacularly imaginative authors together and compiling an anthology that wasn't worth reading; there's no doubt that Candace Nola deserves a great deal of credit for editing this volume, though. Anthologies are only as good as the editor who brings them together, and there's no question that this collection was in excellent hands from the beginning.
Christine Morgan kicks it all off with the period piece, Pretzels of God, spinning a tale of jealousy and bitterness, of sacred vows broken most violently and unpredictably.
Apple Pie & Diamond Eyes by Chris Miller tells the story of an aptly-named Karen being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Unfortunately, Karen has a passel of teenage girls in tow, as a trio of criminals gets their just desserts in a truly literal sense.
Ruthann Jagge's The Piebird introduces us to Flora Corolla, so desperate to bring pride to her family's bakery that she'll accept guidance from the most unlikely and untrustworthy source.
Next Best Baker by Jeff Strand is perversely hilarious. A man after my own heart, I feel like he watches cooking and baking competitions the same way I do, imagining the worst conceivable surprise ingredients being tossed into the mix and laughing as he envisions it all playing out. I assure you that this is no baking competition for the faint of heart.
Aron Beauregard hits us with A Muffin In The Oven, and he hits us hard. The announcement of a friend's pregnancy--an event that should be full of warmth and cheer--turns sour and horrific as the facts surrounding the paternity come to light.
Carver Pike's Blueberry Hill is a tale of bullying, teenage cruelty, revenge, and witchcraft. This one is, without a doubt, the hardest story to read, in my opinion. Hillary Hightower doesn't deserve any of the terrible things that happen to her, but when seeking retribution, one should probably be careful what they wish for. This story has the "dig two graves" adage on full display.
They Are Always Watching is equal parts sad and terrifying, and Patrick C. Harrison, III leans into both qualities heavily. A daughter struggling with her mother's declining mental capacity is forced to face the truth of what seems like little more than her debilitated mother's fevered mind.
My Lil' Cupcake by Lee Franklin floats us through a dysfunctional marriage and one woman's desire to find freedom from the domineering, cruel, and awful men in her life. The method by which Lindsey seeks her emancipation is something visceral to behold.
Kenzie Jennings provides us with the worst Florida has to offer in Just A Local Thing. A family on vacation finds themselves at the mercy of the perverse whims of a seemingly prescient baker.
Of Dough And Cinnamon brings us heartbreak and satisfying vengeance as Daniel Volpe tells the story of a widower who experiences one more loss than he can handle.
Rowland Bercy Jr. introduces us to the most unlikely cryptid in Homegrown Comeuppance. A fierce rivalry between two bakers reaches a horrific conclusion that just might spell the end for not only those involved but also the innocent residents of a Brazilian town.
Candace Nola showcases not only her editorial skills with Baker's Dozen but her skill as a writer as well. County Contest provides us with a glimpse of a small business still struggling to recapture the success once known when Horace's wife was still around. As a new librarian arrives in town, it seems like her sole purpose in life is to tear down everyone around her with sarcasm and bitterness. But maybe that bitterness is just what the recipe calls for when it's time to unveil a new flavor.
Death, And A Donut by Michael Ennenbach is a most peculiar yet beautiful love story, built on a substrate of random, wanton bloodshed and disorder. A cacophony of disaster paves the way through this narrative, leading us to a surprisingly touching conclusion.
You can't go wrong with a single piece in this collection, and I recommend dedicating some time to taking in the fantastic illustrations that accompany the text. This whole volume was painstakingly assembled with obvious love and care like the best recipes always are.
Warning: You might not be hungry after reading these :)
A "taste" of what lies within:
There are 13 stories that lay within this book and I will list them out along with a cryptic statement for each one.
Pretzels of Gods by Christine Morgan: You don't want to eat these kind of pretzels!
Apple Pies & Diamond Eyes by Chris Miller: A pie and robbery don't mix!
The Piebird by Ruthann Jagge: Be careful swallowing this pie as you might choke on feathers!
Next Best Baker by Jeff Strand: Baking cakes becomes twisted!
A Muffin in the Oven by Aron Beauregard: Baby alien? Or something else?
Blueberry Hill by Carver Pike: Blueberry muffins of a different variety!
They Are Always Watching by Patrick C. Harrison, III: Memories disappear in an unusual way.
My Lil' Cupcake by Lee Franklin: Being called "Lil Cupcake" comes at a great price!
Just a Local Thing by Kenzie Jennings: Is this what is meant by "local flavor"?
Of Dough and Cinammon by Daniel Volpe: Revenge is sweet.
Homegrown Comeuppance by Rowland Bercy, Jr.: A different type of tree.....alive and free.
County Contest by Candace Nola: A jam with a special flavor added.
Death and a Donut by M. Ennenbach: Don't mess with the Reaper!
Thoughts:
Wow! This book was one twisted mess that is wrapped around everything "baking"! This could be considered the "Horror Baking Book" for everyone that loves horror, but beware as the ingredient's within are of the "twisted hell variety" and you might be picking out of your teeth bone and gore matter the whole time you are reading this book!
All the stories just drew me in and I have discovered some new authors to explore as well along with revisiting authors I have read in the past. All in all there is quite a bit of melting goo along with dripping icky trails of wet matter that will leave the extreme horror lovers salivating for more!
So if you are in the mood for a "baking book" like no other with graphic descriptions of blood, gore, and anything else that you find in a baker's kitchen or bakery, then grab your dessert plate and dish up these delicious "twisted" stories! Giving this one five Baker Maker stars!
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