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"BITE SOMEBODY is the 
Pretty in Pink of vampire stories; fun, self-consciously retro, and not afraid to be goofy. Sara Dobie Bauer knows how to keep a reader smiling."- Christopher Buehlman, author of Those Across the River
"BITE SOMEBODY is a zany, surreal take on vampires. If you're tired of violent, angst-ridden immortals but still want a vampire romance, check it out today." - The Romance Reviews
"Witty banter and hot sexy-times make BITE SOMEBODY sparkle in all the right ways." - Beth Cato, author of 
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"It is gripping, it is funny, and OH MY GOD, it is sexy. Celia Merkin is a fabulous heroine, vulnerable and steely in equal measure, and Ian is a proper dreamboat. I just loved BITE SOMEBODY." - Lucy Holliday, author of 
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"Celia is perfectly imperfect and insecure; adorable human, Ian, sparkles more than any undead ever could; and Imogene is the kind of bad-influence friend we all need. Bursting with tasty giggles, devilish guffaws, and swoony sighs, BITE SOMEBODY is an absolute pleasure." - Jennifer Scott, author of
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"Sara Dobie Bauer takes us on a journey of self-discovery, friendship, and first love--with a dash of A-positive, surfer dude charm. BITE SOMEBODY is a witty, rum-soaked take on the modern vampire story that you'll want to sink your teeth into." - Tiffany Michelle Brown, author of
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Sara Dobie Bauer is a writer, model, and mental healthadvocate with a creative writing degree from Ohio University. She spends most days at home in her pajamas as a book nerd and sex-pert forSheKnows.com. Her short story, "Don't Ball the Boss," was nominated forthe Pushcart Prize, inspired by her shameless crush on BenedictCumberbatch. She lives with her hottie husband and two precious pups inNortheast Ohio, although she would really like to live in a Tim Burtonfilm. She is the author of the paranormal rom-com Bite Somebody, amongother ridiculously entertaining things. Read more at SaraDobieBauer.comor find her on Twitter @SaraDobie.
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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ World Weaver Press (June 21, 2016)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 273 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0692661832
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0692661833
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 13 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.62 x 9 inches
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Bestselling romance author.

Bisexual witch.

Timothee Chalamet freak.

Horror movie aficionado.

Feminist. Pro-choice. Anti-censorship.

Vampire mermaid in a past life.

Sara Dobie Bauer somehow survived her party-hard college years at Ohio University to earn a creative writing degree. She lives with her precious Pit Bull in Northeast Ohio, although she’d really like to live in a Tim Burton film.

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