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About Brett Douglas
First, the meaningless crap...
I hold a BSBA in Accounting and a BS in Computer Science with a minor in Mathematics. I am a computer and network technician who hates all things Apple, although I will work on them if the price is right.
And now, the important stuff...
I'm a recovering addict who tries to carry the message of hope. Recovery is not abstinence. Rather, it's a process of growing up. And if I can find happiness without drugs, anybody can.
Oh, and I like to write too.
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My story has everything: sex, death, pain, atheism, God, jail, marriage, divorce, heresy, homosexuality, physics, traffic fatalities, computer science, video games, cinnamon toothpicks, Barry Manilow, Nine Inch Nails, pornography, breasts, used tampons, strippers, venereal disease, abortion, prostitutes, AIDS, racism, suicide, infidelity, public nudity, anti-Semitism, marijuana, alcohol, pawn shops, drug dealers, needles, acid, ecstasy, crack, heroin, pain pills, withdrawal, interventions, rehabs, product tampering, road rage, vandalism, elderly abuse, grave desecration, arson, identity theft, burglary, armed robbery, and murder.
But more importantly, it’s about the despair of addiction and the absolute certainty that it can be overcome. Recovery is not simply abstinence, but a process of growing up. I spent my entire life
searching for the key to long-term sobriety.
I would like to share with you what I have learned
This book contains:
Full-color illustrations (but no actual autopsy photos)
The dreaded F-word
The problem with super-heroes
The solution to every social problem known to man
Lady Gaga's greatest hit
Things I would do if I were God
How not to be a racist
The SAC multiple choice test
The death of Flo, the insurance lady
The new movie rating system
And much, much more!
Plus, you get the TCA guarantee. If you don't laugh out loud while reading this book, simply send it back and I'll sell it to someone else and make twice as much. I guarantee it.
Order now before I get sued