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Blog post🥕🍰 One of my @threadless Artist Shop tank tops worn by @silvercatsandkickingass. CJ’s on a path to mental & physical strength, and is not afraid of a little hard work. I am very afraid of a little hard work, and also touching doorknobs and intimacy. 🛒 “Laying It On Thick” tank top and other products are available at my Threadless Artist Shop. 🏷
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Blog post🧦 Guys, seriously how cute are these? That’s a rhetorical question. Also, please answer it. 🧦 Check out my full collection SOCKS at Wituka! 🧦
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Blog post📺👀 I’ve reached that familiar milestone in an artist’s career where a man wears my t-shirt while being snuck up on by Mike Tyson during a taped segment for a late-night talk show. I am such a cliché.
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Blog postMy 2023 Wall Calendar is available NOW! 🗓 Do you like to laugh? Are you a multicellular organism with a larynx, a tongue capable of independent movement, and a proportionally large prefrontal cortex? Then this calendar was designed specifically for you! 🛒 GET YOURS HERE (UK CUSTOMERS can shop at bookdepository.com) 🏷
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Blog post🧂 When a dish comes out too salty, I usually add either lemon juice or a large pizza with sausage and mushrooms. 🛒 “I Ruined Dinner” and other magnets are available at my Threadless Artist Shop. 🏷
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Blog post“Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 😅 WANT A PRINT? DM me or comment below & I’ll add it to the “Nobody Asked” Shop.
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Blog postMagnet-Mounted METAL POSTERS of 65(!) of my designs have now been made available at @displate. 🧲🖼 BONUS: You will NOT need to drag out that dusty-ass toolbox and fuck up the walls with your incompetence. These things go up in like 30 seconds. They’re flat & lightweight, but super solid. The printing is top notch & you can get them with 3D printed “frames” attached! Last but not least, for every poster purchased, a tree is planted through @tree
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Blog post“Go Figure” (2021) 📺 ☎️
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Blog post“Beer With Me” (2021) 🍺
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Blog post“A Striking Example” (2021) 🎳
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Blog post“Making Your Bones” (2021) 🦬
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Blog postImage 1: “Bear Apparent” (2021), Image 2: (greeting card version) 🐻
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Blog post“Coming Unglued” (2021) 😅
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Blog postJune 9, 2022 📆 Of course, toupées are currently out of fashion. Nowadays men grow big beards so that instead of focusing on their baldness, we’re captivated by how gross it is when they eat a sandwich. 🛒 The 2023 Edition of my DAILY DESK CALENDAR is Pre-Ordering Now! 🏷
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Blog post“Time To Shine” (2022) 🔮
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Blog post“Coffee, But First…” (2022) ☕️
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Blog post“Baby Wait” (2021) 🍼
Look for the GREETING CARD this Summer where Recycled Paper Greetings cards are sold.
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Blog post💪 I’m starting small, trying to do pushups every day. I hated it at first, but after several months I can report that I continue to hate it. 🛒 “Oops!” magnet from my Threadless Artist Shop. “Such” “Fun” magnets from The Miranda Shop celebrating the hilarious show (and person) Miranda. 🏷
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Blog post#ReadingGoals & Wall Calendar page for June 2022 🗓📚 I only recently learned that a hike is simply a long walk. I’d always thought it involved uneven terrain, specialized shoes, and not shutting up about it for the entire subsequent week. 🗓📚 The 2023 edition of my wall calendar is pre-ordering NOW! 🏷
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Blog postNbd, but I just added 16 designs to my @teepublic store and they’re all on sale. Comment below with either “That’s nice, dear.” or “Cool story, bro.” 🥳🛒 And go to my TeePublic store NOW to get these 16 SALE TEES starting at ONLY $14 for a “Classic T-shirt” for a very short time.
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The Art of David Olenick 2023 Box Calendar
Sep 15, 2022
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The Art of David Olenick 2023 Mini Wall Calendar
Aug 30, 2022
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The Art of David Olenick 2021 Mini Wall Calendar
Aug 24, 2020
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By David Olenick - Let's Pretend This Never Happened: The Art of David Olenick 2016 (2015-06-24) [Calendar]
Jan 1, 1900
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