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If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men by [Matthew Inman]

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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You My Dog: The Paradox: A Lovable Discourse about Man's Best Friend Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby
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"Bottom line: this comic made me laugh until my sides hurt, and it made me feel closer to my pups, too." (Kelsey McConnell, ComicsVerse) --This text refers to the hardcover edition.

About the Author

Matthew Inman is the Eisner Award-winning creator of The Oatmeal and the #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. Matthew also co-created the popular Exploding Kittens card game. Since being founded in 2009, his work on TheOatmeal.com has been read by over 300 million people. --This text refers to the hardcover edition.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B06Y4GYZ7Y
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Andrews McMeel Publishing (September 26, 2017)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 26, 2017
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
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  1. Matthew Inman

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    I'm a cartoonist who lives in Seattle, Washington with two cats and two dogs. My favorite food is peanut butter and my least favorite food is an absence of peanut butter.

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    The Oatmeal is a comics and articles website created in 2009 by cartoonist Matthew Inman (born September 24, 1982), who uses the comic's name as his nickname. The website features comics drawn by Inman, quizzes, and occasional articles. Inman lives in the Fremont area of Seattle, Washington, United States, and his second published collection is How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Thanks to some random guy on Craigslist...
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5.0 out of 5 stars I laughed so dang hard:
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2.0 out of 5 stars Funny but very short
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4.0 out of 5 stars It’s my second favorite Matthew Innman book about dogs
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, Matt Inman does it again!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, but short!
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5.0 out of 5 stars wonderful book so funny
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5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and quirky
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