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Go Dwarf Yourself (Dwarf Bounty Hunter Book 1) by [Martha Carr, Michael Anderle]

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"One of the best damn bounty hunters. Period." James Brownstone

Johnny Walker was a good bounty hunter in his day. James Brownstone good.

But everybody has a line. Johnny found his when his teenage daughter was murdered. Who was the killer? Even Johnny couldn’t figure it out.

Everybody’s favorite Dwarf retreated to his cabin in the swamp with his two hound dogs by his side, and retired with his guns, his whiskey and his memories.

Except magical monsters weren’t done with him… yet.

A young female shifter has gone missing and her parents are dead. The Feds know that Johnny is her only hope and the clock is ticking.

Johnny can’t say no this time.

He’s off to New York City with Light Elf Fed Lisa Breyer to get her back.

Dwarf the Bounty Hunter is back to kick ass and take names. Or maybe just kick ass.

What will he do when the clues connect to the fifteen-year-old cold case of his daughter’s murder?

Click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE to find out. Join Johnny, Lisa, and the hounds as they crash the Monster’s Ball to rescue a shifter girl in Go Dwarf Yourself.

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08KPDRRRK
Publisher ‏ : ‎ LMBPN Publishing; 1st edition (October 3, 2020)
Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 3, 2020
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 2466 KB
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Print length ‏ : ‎ 284 pages
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- #396 in Folklore (Kindle Store)
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Michael Anderle
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Michael Anderle (ok, weird talking about myself in the 3rd person) (1967-Hopefully a long time from NOW) was born in Houston, Tx. A very curious child, he got into trouble - a lot. What to do with an inquisitive mind when he was grounded? Read!
Ok, done with all of that 3rd person stuff.
In the first 20 years, I mostly read Science Fiction and Fantasy. In the last 10 years I have enjoyed Urban Fantasy and Military Fiction. With this background, I've been blessed with creating The Kurtherian Gambit series, a well-selling, and fan loved, collection of stories.
The fans have propelled these stories beyond my wildest imagination and they should get all of the credit for sharing with friends, family and occasionally the random person on the street. They are fantastic!
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Martha Carr
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Okay, I'm a late bloomer who's a big DC comics fan and spent my childhood summers on the Jersey shore in the U.S. but have had a weird wanderlust to live in different parts of America ever since. That's enough about me. Need to feel inspired today? Looking for something to make you root for an ordinary hero? I'm all about that in everything I write.
I love a good tale that makes me wonder about things and I love a story even more that leaves me feeling inspired or like I'm capable of doing more than I realized. That's my goal with everything I've ever written. Some of the stories I tell involve twisting, turning thrillers and others have a lot of magic.
There's something to be said for getting lost in another world and coming out the other side feeling a little better about yourself or the possibilities in front of you. That's basically the best part of life in a nutshell, no matter what kind of story I'm setting out to tell.
Thank you for checking out my stories! There's more at www.marthacarr.com.
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Darren Perdue

The cons outweigh the pros I am afraid.

Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2020

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TITLE: Go Dwarf yourself

AUTHOR(s): Martha Carr & Michael Anderle

GENRE: Urban Fantasy/Comedy

PAGES: 268

FORMAT: E-book

In the fantasy world, some of my favorite characters are dwarves. I know, my friends find this amusing due to the fact that I am 6’5″ tall, and when we play fantasy games I usually play a dwarf. Go figure.

I came across the book Go Dwarf Yourself at the end of October. When I started reading it, I was taken right into the story: A dwarf, Johnny Walker, living in the Florida Everglades with two coon hounds invents a way to understand what they are saying to him, then the FBI shows up with a missing child case to entice him back to his bounty hunting job for the feds. He begrudgingly takes the job and gets a light elf partner (but do not use that word around him). The job takes him, his partner and two dogs to New York City, where all roads lead to the “Monsters Ball”, where once a year abducted girls are sold to the highest bidder for less than dubious reasons. The girl they are looking for is on the auction block. Time is ticking and the time to act is now!

The pro’s of this book is it is heavy on action. There is a wonderful mix of guns, magic and James Bond-esque gadgets. A back story develops for the hero that drives the book forward, and helps develop his character.

The con’s of this book: First of all, Johnny Walker is too good to be true. Everything he does is right and he knows it all. In the Everglades he knows it all. In New York City he knows it all, and through it all he has a “My way or the highway” attitude that becomes tedious. The overall voice of the book becomes broken from chapter to chapter. In one chapter, it feels like a well rounded adult wrote it, the next chapter can feel like a teenager was let loose with the F-bomb license and ends up sounding like a sailor with a wicked case of Tourette’s Syndrome. AND, the dogs being able to communicate with him becomes over done.

In the end, the cons far outweigh the pros for me.

I give this 3 out of 5 bookmarks.

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Fiona D.

Smirk-A-Palooza

Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2021

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This is my first encounter with these authors, so maybe I'm missing some background information that would have made this read less frustrating. The book has a great premise: Retired bounty hunter Johnny Walker (yes, like the whiskey. over and over) is persuaded to leave his home in the Everglades to rescue a 12-year-old girl whose family has been murdered. She's going to be up for auction at a gathering of baddies and Johnny and FBI Agent Lisa Breyer are out to save her. Johnny is a poster child for toxic masculinity. He (and literally every other character in the book who isn't just running down an alley) smirks and condescends his way through the story, fighting his tragic backstory and determined to save the day. Much of the book reads as if it were written by your least-favorite 15-year-old Dungeon Master. The fight scenes and associated dialog are cartoonishly violent and hyperbolic. No trope is too tired to trot out. After much smirking, snarking, fighting, blowing things up, dodging fireballs, and shallow world-building, our heroes save the girl and come really close to getting Johnny some closure on a years-old tragedy. To be continued in a (so far) 12-book series. Not sure if I'll read the others, but feeling much better about that Dark Shadows novella I wrote when I was 12.

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NPetro

A fun new series with irreverent characters and a lot of snark.

Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2020

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Another great character from Michael and Martha. Johnny Walker has it all: wit, sarcasm and a soft spot for young girls in distress. Along with his 2 coon dogs Rex and Luther and FBI agent and part elf Lisa, this a dwarf who has been around the block and experienced personal tragedy and loss. These characters are irreverent, bold and human. This is a fun read. For the negative comments, it’s a fun fantasy book.it’s not meant to solve the literary worlds problems or bring out great insights into the elven world. You want dark and brooding, read Tolkien, but if you’re looking for interesting characters with a lot of snark, read this book. For the rest of you, like the title says “Go dwarf yourself”

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Sabrina

I couldn't wait to read this book

Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2020

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Because I've read other creations by these two authors and have had the best time rollicking along with them. I especially enjoyed Rex and Luther! It was fun to watch as Johnny and Lisa worked through a rough beginning of a partnership. Hope that continues and she's eventually clued in about Rex and Luther. Anxiously waiting for the next installment!

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Benny

Loved it--just plain action packed fun.

Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2021

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Enjoyed the overall story, and you get some closure at the end--rather than a cliffhanger. The action and pacing is great, with plenty of entertaining dialogue. Some emotional depth to the characters and heartwarming moments for a book that doesn't take itself to seriously most of the time. Johnny is an over-the-top gruff but funny hero. But the book pulls it off. Honestly, I enjoy a super tough hero most of the time, rather than a book where the hero gets captured a millions times--but somehow amazingly escapes. This is just a fun read, the dialogue with the dogs is funny and well done and keeps the book light hearted most of the time--despite the main crisis being a dark child smuggling operation. The small cast of characters are memorable and they all came alive to some degree--rather than being just simplistic methods to move the story along.

All in all its a fun story, and It has its own unique flavor to it. I look forward to more adventures with the overpowered dwarf and his growing cast of sidekicks.

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The start of another great series

Reviewed in the United States on October 11, 2020

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There are books you read were you pick it up and you are instantly transported to a familiar room with good friends. This is one of those books. I am just enthralled with the writing and storytelling of Martha and Michael. There are authors I look forward to, Craig Johnson, C J Box, Lee Child, and others. Martha and Michael fall in with this group. I will read everything they write and enjoy every minute of it.

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Julie Y

Love the dwarf

Reviewed in the United States on November 8, 2020

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This is the start of another great series. I love the main character Johnny, and his coon dogs are a riot. The book is filled with lots of action and plenty of humor. I am really looking forward to more books in this series.

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Mike Powell

A Dwaf's gotta do...

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 21, 2021

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Okay. First the good stuff.
A good story, strong characters, plenty of action and the right amount of snark, kind of like a cross between Dirty Harry and James Bond's Q in a pint pot. An entertaining story with enough hints of an interesting back story yet to be told, the beginning of a good partnership, plenty to keep you amused and enough Black Label to float, well if not a Battleship, at least a Frigate.
The bad stuff......erm, not enough to mention.
So there it is, a very good paranormal private eye novel, different enough to not need comparison to any other series, and thus this book comes highly recommended.

Rita Whinfield

New idea for a hero

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 23, 2020

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Loved Johnny from the first page. Loved his snark and view on life. His invention for his dogs was awesome. The dogs were an inspiration. Another hit for Martha.

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kevinmac5

A dwarf and his coonhounds

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 12, 2020

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Another colourful character from oriceran brownstone era a level five bounty hunter retired dwarf with his two coonhounds living in the everglades gets pulled out of retirement for a kidnapping case

Shadowrider

zäh, langweilig, häufig nervend und ein unsympathischer Held

Reviewed in Germany on November 7, 2021

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Haben die Autoren ein Zeilenhonorar bekommen? Wozu so viele Beschreibungen von völlig unnötigen selbstverständlichen Sachen?
Wie z.B. dass der Zwerg die Leinen seiner Hunde ergreift wenn er sie mal ausgelassen hat weil er mit den Hunden wo gesessen ist. Oder oder ein langes witzloses Gelaber als sie ein Sandwich bestellen etc.

Der Held ist nicht "gruff" sondern absolut unsympathisch. Seine Hunde ignoriert er oder befiehlt ihnen irgendetwas, nicht einmal zeigt er ihnen Zuneigung. Auch wenn er Sachen mit ihnen macht, die kein Hund erleben möchte (sowie in der U-Bahn in Säcke gesteckt zu u über seine Schulter geworfen zu werden) gibts kein gutes beruhigendes Wort für sie.
Auch dass er dem FBI-Agenten der ihn nur um Teilnahme an der Untersuchung eines Falls bittet seine Hunde auf den Hals hetzt und der arme Agent gebissen wird ist recht abscheulich.

JEDEN Kommentar seiner Partnerin begegnet er mit einer grob antagonistischen UNLUSTIGEN Antwort was nach einer Weile nur mehr sehr gezwungen wirkt. Er könnte ja zur Abwechslung auch einmal einfach brummen oder mal einfach keine Antwort geben.
Wiederholungen scheinen bei den Autoren überhaupt ganz groß angeschrieben: es wird "ge-smirked" und "ge-smirked" und "ge-smirked" ohne Ende....

Leider ist auch das dauernde die Geschichte unterbrechende Sprechen der Hunde über Fressen nur die ersten 30 Seiten lustig, dann nervts nur mehr.

Ebenfalls unerfreulich dass die Geschichte wirklich ein Viertel (!!) des Buches braucht bis überhaupt einmal etwas passiert. Vorher wird z.B. ausgewalzt wie der Zwerg u seine Partnerin in einem Flugzeug sitzen u mit dem Flugpersonal belangloses Zeug reden (!!)

Wenn ich da an all die guten Bücher gleichen Genres denke die auf Seite 1 schon mit Spannung beginnen. Seufz!

Es gäbe noch viele weitere Kritikpunkte an dieser Geschichte doch sie ist wirklich kein weiteres Tippen wert.

FAZIT: Wer gerne Bücher dieser Art liest dem empfehle ich die "Dresden Files"
Dieses Buch ist einfach schlecht!

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Heather

Great read

Reviewed in Australia on March 8, 2021

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New authors to me, this book really hooked me from the first chapter. When I can’t stop reading “just one more page” even at 1am it must be good.
I am excited to read the rest of this series and will be bingeing everything else they have written too.
It reminds me of the “Claw and Warder” series which is also great and I hope no-one minds the comparison.

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