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About Dylan Callens
Dylan Callens is a writer and educator living in Sudbury, Ontario.
To find out more about Dylan, visit www.cosmicteapot.net.
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The Haber Effect: The Complete First Series
May 16, 2021
$3.99
His greatest disaster will reveal the truth about our universe.
Michael Haber started his scientific career working for the top-secret project, MK-Ultra. After the program shut down, he started his own company and became the world's most renowned – and controversial – scientist.
Michael never found obeying the rules a priority. Early in his career, he developed a dangerous mind-altering compound called Cerebelix. In one clinical trial, he experimented on children, including his own son, David. Soon after, David went missing.
A decade passed before Michael stumbled on an incredible discovery. It changed his beliefs about what happened to his son – and the nature of our universe. Now, he must race to find answers before disaster falls upon all of us.
Michael Haber started his scientific career working for the top-secret project, MK-Ultra. After the program shut down, he started his own company and became the world's most renowned – and controversial – scientist.
Michael never found obeying the rules a priority. Early in his career, he developed a dangerous mind-altering compound called Cerebelix. In one clinical trial, he experimented on children, including his own son, David. Soon after, David went missing.
A decade passed before Michael stumbled on an incredible discovery. It changed his beliefs about what happened to his son – and the nature of our universe. Now, he must race to find answers before disaster falls upon all of us.
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Ellipsis: An Anthology of Humorous Short Stories
Aug 29, 2016
by
Dylan Callens,
Joseph Ferguson,
Lisa Shiroff,
G. H. Neale,
Mileva Anastasiadou,
Mehreen Ahmed,
Elaine Smith,
Brena Mercer,
Don Ake,
Shoshanah Lee Marohn,
Hákon Gunnarsson
$2.99
Do you need a laugh? Hey, we all do! This collection will take you from reality to fantasy, from cute to profane, and from grins to guffaws. These seventeen original stories are packed with sarcasm, satire, and wickedness, and are so completely tongue in cheek there’s no way you can avoid a smile.
Authors hailing from faraway places on either side of the Atlantic Ocean, in big cities and out in the countryside, offer their insights into what we call humor. Comedy is hard work. Humor is so often experienced in a particular situation and is often impossible to reproduce. Writing funny stories must come from conditions which allow the writer to laugh at himself. If we could remember all the funny things that happen during a day (or night), we would laugh a whole lot more.
This anthology was collected with giving in mind. All comedians live to be laughed at. Giving your laughter nourishes their souls. And all the money received from sales of Ellipsis will go to charity.
Humor and humanity—after all, that’s what life’s all about.
Authors hailing from faraway places on either side of the Atlantic Ocean, in big cities and out in the countryside, offer their insights into what we call humor. Comedy is hard work. Humor is so often experienced in a particular situation and is often impossible to reproduce. Writing funny stories must come from conditions which allow the writer to laugh at himself. If we could remember all the funny things that happen during a day (or night), we would laugh a whole lot more.
This anthology was collected with giving in mind. All comedians live to be laughed at. Giving your laughter nourishes their souls. And all the money received from sales of Ellipsis will go to charity.
Humor and humanity—after all, that’s what life’s all about.
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How to Enslave a Human
Aug 1, 2017
$2.99
A psychological, dystopian novel set in the darkest time of humanity’s collapse, How to Enslave a Human tells the gripping story of a man released from a pleasant dream generated by an artificial intelligence.
Is this our future?
The depth of this deception is unthinkable. People are on the brink of starvation while still believing that life is perfect. Meanwhile, only a handful of individuals live outside of the machine’s grasp. They are the only ones able to see the truth.
Now, Carl Winston is one of them.
Torn away from his son, Carl desperately seeks a way to find him. The machines, however, are always close behind.
Will Carl find the only person that matters to him? Will he find answers about society’s enslavement? Or is this another psychological experiment?
Is this our future?
The depth of this deception is unthinkable. People are on the brink of starvation while still believing that life is perfect. Meanwhile, only a handful of individuals live outside of the machine’s grasp. They are the only ones able to see the truth.
Now, Carl Winston is one of them.
Torn away from his son, Carl desperately seeks a way to find him. The machines, however, are always close behind.
Will Carl find the only person that matters to him? Will he find answers about society’s enslavement? Or is this another psychological experiment?
Twisted Fairy Tales
Jun 10, 2016
$2.99
“I’m Tangerine,” said the jaundiced stripper. She pulled Pinocchio close to her. “For five gold pieces, I’ll give you something I like to call a hot orange smoothie.”
Twisted Fair Tales is a book for people needing to throw away maturity and responsibility for a few moments to laugh sincerely. Profane, perverted, and strangely twisted, it captures the tradition of fairy tales in our chaotic era.
Fairy tales in this book include Little Red Riding Hood, The Ugly Duckling, Goldilocks, Cinderella, Pinocchio, Hansel and Gretel, Rumpelstiltskin, Snow White, and the Three Little Pigs. These might not make good bedtime stories for kids, but who cares? This laugh is for you.
Twisted Fair Tales is a book for people needing to throw away maturity and responsibility for a few moments to laugh sincerely. Profane, perverted, and strangely twisted, it captures the tradition of fairy tales in our chaotic era.
Fairy tales in this book include Little Red Riding Hood, The Ugly Duckling, Goldilocks, Cinderella, Pinocchio, Hansel and Gretel, Rumpelstiltskin, Snow White, and the Three Little Pigs. These might not make good bedtime stories for kids, but who cares? This laugh is for you.
The Haber Effect: Books 5 - 9
May 12, 2021
$5.99
This collection includes the last four books from The Haber Effect series.
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
The Returned
After finding three of the missing children, Scarlett returns to Haber Industries, where Michael reveals his greatest secret: he once experimented on them. This new truth disgusts Scarlett. It may also be the key to uncovering an inter-dimensional threat from an extraterrestrial civilization called the Achuelians.
Meanwhile, the team desperately seeks Temple's location. Darren takes the lead in a bold attempt to rescue her.
The Rescue
Michael and the team attempt to rescue the last of the children from a guarded military facility; however, their plans are accidentally leaked to Nuira. Is one member of the team a double agent?
Scarlett finally receives confirmation that Ethan is alive. He offers her an opportunity to be safe from whatever future the Achuelians have planned for Earth.
Finally, Michael makes one last desperate attempt to understand what the Achuelians are planning. He leans into his darkest secret for answers -- one that might ultimately help him know the future.
Dust Storm
Michael finally takes a bold move to solve his problems. He takes the dangerous nootropic drug that he created, Cerebelix. Will it be enough to give him an edge against the Achuelians?
Nuira launches smart dust, and it's up to Michael to figure out why. They uncover many unsettling facts, which leads Michael to a theory about the Achuealians' arrival.
Meanwhile, Scarlett confronts her brother about his role in all of this. He reveals all of his secrets with the hope that she will help. Will she be able to overlook his deceit and join the Resistance?
Inevitability
Only two days remain before the Achuelians arrive. Michael must hurry to stop them.
With even more of his Cerebelix smart drug, Michael believes that he will outwit the aliens. The side-effects, however, might kill him. Moreover, he discovers a link between the drug, his visions, and a device that the Achuelians want.
This is the penultimate book in Series One of The Haber Effect.
The Great Accession
The battle for our planet begins.
Everyone has reached Mattano Park, and they are ready to do their part to stop the Achuelians from coming to Earth. Yet, not everyone fully understands their role in the Great Accession.
Will Michael survive the Great Accession? Will he survive the toxic effects of Cerebelix?
This is the final book in Series One of The Haber Effect.
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
The Returned
After finding three of the missing children, Scarlett returns to Haber Industries, where Michael reveals his greatest secret: he once experimented on them. This new truth disgusts Scarlett. It may also be the key to uncovering an inter-dimensional threat from an extraterrestrial civilization called the Achuelians.
Meanwhile, the team desperately seeks Temple's location. Darren takes the lead in a bold attempt to rescue her.
The Rescue
Michael and the team attempt to rescue the last of the children from a guarded military facility; however, their plans are accidentally leaked to Nuira. Is one member of the team a double agent?
Scarlett finally receives confirmation that Ethan is alive. He offers her an opportunity to be safe from whatever future the Achuelians have planned for Earth.
Finally, Michael makes one last desperate attempt to understand what the Achuelians are planning. He leans into his darkest secret for answers -- one that might ultimately help him know the future.
Dust Storm
Michael finally takes a bold move to solve his problems. He takes the dangerous nootropic drug that he created, Cerebelix. Will it be enough to give him an edge against the Achuelians?
Nuira launches smart dust, and it's up to Michael to figure out why. They uncover many unsettling facts, which leads Michael to a theory about the Achuealians' arrival.
Meanwhile, Scarlett confronts her brother about his role in all of this. He reveals all of his secrets with the hope that she will help. Will she be able to overlook his deceit and join the Resistance?
Inevitability
Only two days remain before the Achuelians arrive. Michael must hurry to stop them.
With even more of his Cerebelix smart drug, Michael believes that he will outwit the aliens. The side-effects, however, might kill him. Moreover, he discovers a link between the drug, his visions, and a device that the Achuelians want.
This is the penultimate book in Series One of The Haber Effect.
The Great Accession
The battle for our planet begins.
Everyone has reached Mattano Park, and they are ready to do their part to stop the Achuelians from coming to Earth. Yet, not everyone fully understands their role in the Great Accession.
Will Michael survive the Great Accession? Will he survive the toxic effects of Cerebelix?
This is the final book in Series One of The Haber Effect.
The Great Accession: The Haber Effect Book Nine
May 10, 2021
$2.99
Book Nine: The Great Accession
The battle for our planet begins.
Everyone has reached Mattano Park, and they are ready to do their part to stop the Achuelians from coming to Earth. Yet, not everyone fully understands their role in the Great Accession.
Will Michael survive the Great Accession? Will he survive the toxic effects of Cerebelix?
This is the final book in Series One of The Haber Effect.
About the series
Ten years ago, former MKUltra scientist Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track him.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
The battle for our planet begins.
Everyone has reached Mattano Park, and they are ready to do their part to stop the Achuelians from coming to Earth. Yet, not everyone fully understands their role in the Great Accession.
Will Michael survive the Great Accession? Will he survive the toxic effects of Cerebelix?
This is the final book in Series One of The Haber Effect.
About the series
Ten years ago, former MKUltra scientist Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track him.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
Inevitability: The Haber Effect Book Eight
Apr 22, 2021
$2.99
Book Eight: Dust Storm
Only two days remain before the Achuelians arrive. Michael must hurry to stop them.
With even more of his Cerebelix smart drug, Michael believes that he will outwit the aliens. The side-effects, however, might kill him. Moreover, he discovers a link between the drug, his visions, and a device that the Achuelians want.
This is the penultimate book in Series One of The Haber Effect.
About the series
Ten years ago, former MKUltra scientist Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track him.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
Only two days remain before the Achuelians arrive. Michael must hurry to stop them.
With even more of his Cerebelix smart drug, Michael believes that he will outwit the aliens. The side-effects, however, might kill him. Moreover, he discovers a link between the drug, his visions, and a device that the Achuelians want.
This is the penultimate book in Series One of The Haber Effect.
About the series
Ten years ago, former MKUltra scientist Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track him.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
Dust Storm: The Haber Effect Book Seven
Apr 13, 2021
$2.99
Book Seven: Dust Storm
Michael finally takes a bold move to solve his problems. He takes the dangerous nootropic drug that he created, Cerebelix. Will it be enough to give him an edge against the Achuelians?
Nuira launches smart dust, and it's up to Michael to figure out why. They uncover many unsettling facts, which leads Michael to a theory about the Achuealians' arrival.
Meanwhile, Scarlett confronts her brother about his role in all of this. He reveals all of his secrets with the hope that she will help. Will she be able to overlook his deceit and join the Resistance?
About the series
Ten years ago, former MKUltra scientist Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track him.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
Michael finally takes a bold move to solve his problems. He takes the dangerous nootropic drug that he created, Cerebelix. Will it be enough to give him an edge against the Achuelians?
Nuira launches smart dust, and it's up to Michael to figure out why. They uncover many unsettling facts, which leads Michael to a theory about the Achuealians' arrival.
Meanwhile, Scarlett confronts her brother about his role in all of this. He reveals all of his secrets with the hope that she will help. Will she be able to overlook his deceit and join the Resistance?
About the series
Ten years ago, former MKUltra scientist Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track him.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
The Rescue: The Haber Effect Book Six
Apr 5, 2021
$2.99
Book Six: The Rescue
Michael and the team attempt to rescue the last of the children from a guarded military facility; however, their plans are accidentally leaked to Nuira. Is one member of the team a double agent?
Scarlett finally receives confirmation that Ethan is alive. He offers her an opportunity to be safe from whatever future the Achuelians have planned for Earth.
Finally, Michael makes one last desperate attempt to understand what the Achuelians are planning. He leans into his darkest secret for answers -- one that might ultimately help him know the future.
About the series
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
Michael and the team attempt to rescue the last of the children from a guarded military facility; however, their plans are accidentally leaked to Nuira. Is one member of the team a double agent?
Scarlett finally receives confirmation that Ethan is alive. He offers her an opportunity to be safe from whatever future the Achuelians have planned for Earth.
Finally, Michael makes one last desperate attempt to understand what the Achuelians are planning. He leans into his darkest secret for answers -- one that might ultimately help him know the future.
About the series
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
The Returned: The Haber Effect Book Five
Mar 23, 2021
$2.99
Book Five: The Returned
After finding three of the missing children, Scarlett returns to Haber Industries, where Michael reveals his greatest secret: he once experimented on them. This new truth disgusts Scarlett. It may also be the key to uncovering an inter-dimensional threat from an extraterrestrial civilization called the Achuelians.
Meanwhile, the team desperately seeks Temple's location. Darren takes the lead in a bold attempt to rescue her.
About the series:
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and brings the world to the brink of destruction.
After finding three of the missing children, Scarlett returns to Haber Industries, where Michael reveals his greatest secret: he once experimented on them. This new truth disgusts Scarlett. It may also be the key to uncovering an inter-dimensional threat from an extraterrestrial civilization called the Achuelians.
Meanwhile, the team desperately seeks Temple's location. Darren takes the lead in a bold attempt to rescue her.
About the series:
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and brings the world to the brink of destruction.
The Handbook: The Haber Effect Book Four
Mar 3, 2021
$2.99
Book Four: The Handbook
There are several troubling revelations in Nuira's handbook. Most of all, a chapter about Michael throws him further into an existential crisis. A visit from an ascetic doesn't help the situation.
Meanwhile, Scarlett's brother joins the team to search for the truth about Nuira and the Achuelians. Their search comes to a halt when more children appear to the remote viewer. Will David return?
About the series
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
There are several troubling revelations in Nuira's handbook. Most of all, a chapter about Michael throws him further into an existential crisis. A visit from an ascetic doesn't help the situation.
Meanwhile, Scarlett's brother joins the team to search for the truth about Nuira and the Achuelians. Their search comes to a halt when more children appear to the remote viewer. Will David return?
About the series
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
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Book Three: Project Somignis, Revised
Michael narrowly escapes an explosion that is designed to kill him. The bomb was planted inside a woman using a technique that Michael developed decades earlier. He discovers that there are several other people implanted with these devices – but not all of them are explosive. Some of the implants serve a much more mysterious and nefarious purpose.
About the series
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
Michael narrowly escapes an explosion that is designed to kill him. The bomb was planted inside a woman using a technique that Michael developed decades earlier. He discovers that there are several other people implanted with these devices – but not all of them are explosive. Some of the implants serve a much more mysterious and nefarious purpose.
About the series
Ten years ago, Michael Haber conducted experiments on children, including his son. Then, his son went missing without leaving any clues to track his whereabouts.
Now, new evidence sheds light on the disappearance; except, the answer is impossible. It is a truth that Michael cannot accept and one that brings the world to the brink of destruction.
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