Have you ever felt like you needed some time alone? Maybe a little time to yourself?

Then get the second volume in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! 

Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives – we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. 

Just for an hour … or a day … or a weekend. 

We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. 

We just want to be alone. All alone. Is that too much to ask? 

I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. 

Including: 

• People I Want to Punch in the Throat
• Baby Sideburns
• AK Turner
• My Husband Ate All My Ice Cream
• Bad Parenting Moments. 

Read hilarious essays like:

• Open Letter To My Son (Or: Your Mother’s Top 10 List of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag Husband)
• Exploding With Love, Literally
• Romance is Overrated
• Life With the Thin Guy
• Dear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?

Sometimes being a woman sucks. Do you ever feel the pressure to be perfect?

I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. 

It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect.

The cult of perfection is a thing. 

As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes. 

Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect. 

We try to strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly. 

These are those stories.

Read the seventh book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series!

Remember when we thought motherhood was hard when the kids were little? Ha! Now we realize it's damn near impossible when they're teenagers! The days of potty-training, bubble-wrapping every sharp corner, and begging for a freaking minute to pee alone are long behind us. We don't read bedtime stories or sing lullabies to our children anymore. Instead, we're communicating via TikTok videos and tracking them on their cellphones every time they leave the house. We lose sleep wondering if we've done enough or overdone it.

There was a time when we longed to be left alone and now we can't get our teenagers to spend any time with us. When we're not begging or bribing them to hang out, we're banning them from leaving the house just so we can have some "family time" together.

Raising teens is not for the faint of heart but it's still a wild and terrific ride. For all the angst and drama teenagers cause, they're also smart, hilarious, and fun to be around (if they let you hang out with them). 

Enjoy stories like:

◆ The 100% Absolutely True Story of How My Kid Accidentally Joined a Cartel

◆ The Joy of Knowing Middle School Doesn't Matter

◆ Let's Talk About Sex

◆ A Camel, Some Straws, and Your College-Bound Teen

Motherhood never gets easier and you're going to laugh or cry. Why not do both?