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About Grivante
Grivante writes zombie and strange horror fiction. You might recognize him from the backs of milk cartons from when you were a kid, but that was his twin brother. They still haven’t found Bob.
He is best known for his Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminator books, a comedic-horror series that both celebrates and pokes fun at everything that makes zombie pop culture cool.
His publishing company Grivante Press focuses on publishing page-turning speculative fiction.
He loves things like George Romero’s “Of The Dead” movies and Robert Kirkman’s “The Walking Dead”.
Connect here ->https://www.facebook.com/grivante/
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Blog postBy now everyone has heard of NFT’s, Non-Fungible Tokens, part of the Cryptocurrency/Blockchain craze that allows you to own the actual digital work and even resell it!
Well, we decided to dive in and try it out! To share in the fun we have released a limited number of our fan-favorite “Orgasms and Chocolate” art prints, based on that classic moment in Book 1 – Curse of the Zombie Omelet!
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Blog postThroughout the Zee Brother’s series we’ve created a number of unique art pieces and are excited to be offering the first piece in our new NFT collection. This has been one of our top selling prints at cons for years and we’ve done a limited run of only 25 NFT’s!
Check it out on OpenSea!
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Blog postLooking for the perfect gift this holiday season for your zombie-loving friend or significant other? Then snag this huge deal and get all 3 of the Undead Worlds Anthologies (Autographed by Grivante) for just $50. It contains over 50 short stories by the best authors in the zombie genre! Grab your copy today at www.grivantepress.com!
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Blog postNeed a gift for a zombie loving friend or family member? Get the ultimate Zee Brothers Collection with this autographed Paperback Set! Featuring all 5 books from the epic Zombie Exterminator’s Series autographed by the author! Available exclusively on our website!
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Blog postYou may have heard the news, there’s one more book in the Zee Brother’s series! Surprise! But we’ve got a little Halloween treat for you today! The book free today through Saturday! Go grab it on Amazon!
The Zee Brothers: Origins and Oddities collects a # of previously published short stories into one place. Telling the Zee Brother’s origin stories as well as a # of other pieces written throughout the series run!
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Blog postWe weren’t sure it would ever happen, but it has!
The Zee Brothers Vol.3 Halloween Holocaust is now available on Amazon & Audible, written by Grivante and narrated by Ian McEuen, join Jonah, Judas and JJ as they take on a horde of costumed undead in their least favorite night of the year! Available here!
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Blog postIt’s Grivante‘s birthday week and he’s decided to give everyone lots of presents! Check out all the freebies and when to get them on Amazon below!
Available for free on Monday & Tuesday, grab book 1 in The Zee Brother’s adventure for free!
Follow that up with book 2, Zombie School Lockdown, free on Tuesday & Wednesday!
Then on Wednesday and Thursday go back to Halloween, with Halloween Holocaust, and you can score, book 3 for free!
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Blog postIt’s time! Undead Worlds has Returned! The Reanimated Writers are back with Undead World 3!
This time featuring 16 brand new tales of zombies, horror and survival!
Including a brand new Zee Brother’s story! ALSO FEATURING STORIES FROM
BROKEN WORLD – KATE L. MARY
ZOMBIE ROAD – DAVID A. SIMPSON
CITY OF DEVILS – JUSTIN ROBINSON
THE ZEE BROTHERS – GRIVANTE
THE FLASH – JESSICA GOMEZ
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Blog postIf you are a fan of The Zee Brothers, or have always wanted to check them out but used a different e-reader, well, there’s some good news, they are now available on all major e-readers! Click the cover of the book below to be taken to your favorite retailer for… Continue reading3 years ago Read more
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If you love zombies like we do, you’ll love the new Apocalyptic Beginnings Box Set, featuring 9 first-in-series zompoc novels by some of today’s best in zombie fiction! Check out all the books you get in this huge set!
The set includes
Zombie Fallout by Mark Tufo
Planet Dead by Sylvester Barzey
Undead Ultra by Camille Picott
Deep Darkness by Stephen Landry
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Titles By Grivante
by
R. L. Blalock,
David A. Simpson,
Christopher Artinian,
Valerie Lioudis,
Grivante,
E. E. Isherwood,
Charles Ingersoll,
Sylvester Barzey,
Samie Sands,
Jessica Gomez,
Justin Robinson,
Jeremy Dyson,
Brea Behn,
Arthur Mongelli,
T.D. Ricketts,
Michael Whitehead,
Mark Cusco Ailes,
Julien Saindon,
Michael Peirce,
Christopher Mahood,
Derek Ailes
$2.99
21 Authors. 21 Undead worlds. 1 Great Book.
Do you dare?
ALONE TOGETHER BY DAVID SIMPSON
What do you do when there is nowhere left to run?
GONE FISHIN' BY JUSTIN ROBINSON
When the dead rise, the living become the monsters.
THE FESTIVAL BY CHRISTOPHER MAHOOD
A city on lockdown as a nation awaits bloodshed, let the festival begin.
JIMMY BY ARTHUR MONGELLI
Decades of meddling with the food we eat brings about the zombie apocalypse, ordinary people struggle to survive.
THE FORT BY MICHAEL WHITEHEAD
When sanctuary becomes a prison, all you can do is fight.
ADAM BY SYLVESTER BARZEY
Some families aren't worth dying for.
A PEACEFUL TOWN BY JEREMY DYSON
He promised to keep her safe from the dead, but no place is safe anymore.
THE UNDEAD POOL: THE ZOMBIE NIGHT BY DEREK AILES
Superheroes battle the living dead in the ultimate spoof of the comic book universe.
ZOMBIE EXTERMINATORS BY GRIVANTE
Two brothers saving the world one job at a time!
THE HORROR AT ROSWELL MILLS BY MICHAEL PEIRCE
When the newly formed Combined Ops South took a long look at her vigilante operations, 'Captain Alice' was quickly invited to integrate her 'Posse' with the State Defense Forces.
BEFORE SAFE HAVEN: LOSING THE BATTLE BY CHRISTOPHER ARTINIAN
There is no greater weapon than the will to fight for the ones you love.
ON THE ROCKS BY E.E. ISHERWOOD
MORNING OF THE LIVING DEAD BY MARK CUSCO AILES
Creating zombies for a theme park isn't an awesome idea when the zombies escape from the Zombie Park.
DEFENSELESS: A STORY OF DEATH & DECAY BY R. L. BLALOCK
As the zombies rise, 6-year-old Dylan must face a frightening new world alone.
TO THE HILLS BY T. D. RICKETTS
A real live zombie apocalypse!
WHEN I GROW UP, I WON'T BE BY BREA BEHN
What if you knew you'd never make it to 18?
FALLEN BY JESSICA GOMEZ
Shh... don't make a sound.
BRAIN WAVES BY JULIEN SAINDON
Better living through dead electronics.
DAMAGED GOODS BY SAMIE SANDS
There's only one rule: don't get bit!
AVERY BY VALERIE LIOUDIS
Trapped in a world with the undead, Avery looks to control it by filling her space with treasures, leading her to risk her life for useless garbage.
IN THE BEGINNING, GOD BY CHARLES INGERSOLL
God made Man. Man made monsters.
Do you dare?
ALONE TOGETHER BY DAVID SIMPSON
What do you do when there is nowhere left to run?
GONE FISHIN' BY JUSTIN ROBINSON
When the dead rise, the living become the monsters.
THE FESTIVAL BY CHRISTOPHER MAHOOD
A city on lockdown as a nation awaits bloodshed, let the festival begin.
JIMMY BY ARTHUR MONGELLI
Decades of meddling with the food we eat brings about the zombie apocalypse, ordinary people struggle to survive.
THE FORT BY MICHAEL WHITEHEAD
When sanctuary becomes a prison, all you can do is fight.
ADAM BY SYLVESTER BARZEY
Some families aren't worth dying for.
A PEACEFUL TOWN BY JEREMY DYSON
He promised to keep her safe from the dead, but no place is safe anymore.
THE UNDEAD POOL: THE ZOMBIE NIGHT BY DEREK AILES
Superheroes battle the living dead in the ultimate spoof of the comic book universe.
ZOMBIE EXTERMINATORS BY GRIVANTE
Two brothers saving the world one job at a time!
THE HORROR AT ROSWELL MILLS BY MICHAEL PEIRCE
When the newly formed Combined Ops South took a long look at her vigilante operations, 'Captain Alice' was quickly invited to integrate her 'Posse' with the State Defense Forces.
BEFORE SAFE HAVEN: LOSING THE BATTLE BY CHRISTOPHER ARTINIAN
There is no greater weapon than the will to fight for the ones you love.
ON THE ROCKS BY E.E. ISHERWOOD
MORNING OF THE LIVING DEAD BY MARK CUSCO AILES
Creating zombies for a theme park isn't an awesome idea when the zombies escape from the Zombie Park.
DEFENSELESS: A STORY OF DEATH & DECAY BY R. L. BLALOCK
As the zombies rise, 6-year-old Dylan must face a frightening new world alone.
TO THE HILLS BY T. D. RICKETTS
A real live zombie apocalypse!
WHEN I GROW UP, I WON'T BE BY BREA BEHN
What if you knew you'd never make it to 18?
FALLEN BY JESSICA GOMEZ
Shh... don't make a sound.
BRAIN WAVES BY JULIEN SAINDON
Better living through dead electronics.
DAMAGED GOODS BY SAMIE SANDS
There's only one rule: don't get bit!
AVERY BY VALERIE LIOUDIS
Trapped in a world with the undead, Avery looks to control it by filling her space with treasures, leading her to risk her life for useless garbage.
IN THE BEGINNING, GOD BY CHARLES INGERSOLL
God made Man. Man made monsters.
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Undead Worlds 3: A Post-Apocalyptic Zombie Anthology
Oct 15, 2019
by
Valerie Lioudis,
Grivante,
M.A. Robbins,
Eleanor Merry,
Ryan Colley,
Michael Whitehead,
Jessica Gomez,
TD Ricketts,
Justin Robinson,
Kate L. Mary,
David A. Simpson,
L.C. Champlin,
Jen Tyes ,
Skyler Rankin,
Stephen Landry ,
Kirk Withrow
$2.99
The Dead Have Risen! Get ready to Run! Hide! and Fight!
The Reanimated Writers are back with their flagship anthology, Undead Worlds!
This time we have 16 brand new stories from today's best in zombie fiction for you to dig your teeth into!
Check out these gruesome and action-packed stories inside Undead Worlds 3!
FEATURING STORIES FROM
BROKEN WORLD - KATE L. MARY
THE FLASH - JESSICA GOMEZ
THE ZEE BROTHERS - GRIVANTE
AFTERSHOCK - VALERIE LIOUDIS
ZOMBIE ROAD - DAVID A. SIMPSON
CITY OF DEVILS - JUSTIN ROBINSON
DEAD AWARE - ELEANOR MERRY
AMONG THE DEAD - RYAN COLLEY
ZOMBIE UPRISING - M.A. ROBBINS
BIKERS VS ZOMBIES - TD RICKETTS
LEGION OF THE UNDEAD - MICHAEL WHITEHEAD
UNCLEAN EVOLUTION - LC CHAMPLIN
ALSO INCLUDING SELECTED SHORTS BY
JEN TYES
SKYLER RANKIN
STEPHEN LANDRY
KIRK WITHROW
The Reanimated Writers are back with their flagship anthology, Undead Worlds!
This time we have 16 brand new stories from today's best in zombie fiction for you to dig your teeth into!
Check out these gruesome and action-packed stories inside Undead Worlds 3!
FEATURING STORIES FROM
BROKEN WORLD - KATE L. MARY
THE FLASH - JESSICA GOMEZ
THE ZEE BROTHERS - GRIVANTE
AFTERSHOCK - VALERIE LIOUDIS
ZOMBIE ROAD - DAVID A. SIMPSON
CITY OF DEVILS - JUSTIN ROBINSON
DEAD AWARE - ELEANOR MERRY
AMONG THE DEAD - RYAN COLLEY
ZOMBIE UPRISING - M.A. ROBBINS
BIKERS VS ZOMBIES - TD RICKETTS
LEGION OF THE UNDEAD - MICHAEL WHITEHEAD
UNCLEAN EVOLUTION - LC CHAMPLIN
ALSO INCLUDING SELECTED SHORTS BY
JEN TYES
SKYLER RANKIN
STEPHEN LANDRY
KIRK WITHROW
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Undead Worlds 2: A Post-Apocalyptic Zombie Anthology
Oct 16, 2018
by
R. L. Blalock,
Valerie Lioudis,
Alathia Paris Morgan,
EE Isherwood,
Joshua C. Chadd,
Grivante,
Jessica Gomez,
LC Champlin,
R. J. Spears,
Ryan Colley,
Justin Robinson ,
Arthur Mongelli,
Dia Cole,
Rich Restucci,
Javan Bonds,
The Reanimated Writers
$2.99
The fall of civilization! Zombies! Apocalypse!
The Reanimated Writers are back with their flagship anthology, Undead Worlds!
This time, we have 15 brand new stories from today's best in zombie fiction for you to dig your teeth into! Check out these gruesome and action-packed stories inside Undead Worlds 2! Grab your copy today!
La Petite Mort by Ryan Colley
You don't know stress until you've ran a restaurant in the apocalypse.
The Last Day by Justin Robinson
A man's loves determine his past, but his mistakes determine his future.
Cookie Jars and Bluebirds by Valerie Lioudis
Avery is back!
Inception by Jessica Gomez
Where romance collides with the apocalypse.
First Occurrence by Joshua C. Chadd
Sheriff Gibson chases a cannibalistic serial murderer as all around him the world begins to unravel.
Dominion by R.L. Blalock
A new kind of leader emerges in the apocalypse.
Forget the Mall by RJ Spears
When zombies arrive, a trip to the mall turns into a death trap.
The Zee Brothers: First Job
The origin story of Jonah & Judas Zee continues!
Zombie Exterminators by Grivante
Two brothers saving the world one job at a time!
Valley of the Shadow by LC Champlin
It'll take everything Amanda has to protect her family from
mindless cannibals, armed raiders, and her own neighbors.
Airborne by Arthur Mongelli
Fleeing the bourgeoning chaos on the streets of San Diego
Breakfast in Hell by Dia Cole
Never underestimate the "survival skills" of a former stripper.
Alone Against Zombies by Alathia Paris Morgan
An eerie return to civilization has Sarah Beth wondering if she's alone in the world with the dead.
Gods and Monsters by Richard Restucci
The only thing more powerful than the wrath of a god is the hunger of the dead.
Zombie Beginnings: The Oracle by Javan Bonds
Smokes is The Oracle, Ponderous, Prophetic, and Profane.
Picking it up in the Middle by EE Isherwood
It only took a plane crash, a city full of zombies, and a stolen
armored personnel carrier for Mel and Phil to have their first date.
Get your copy and dive in now!
The Reanimated Writers are back with their flagship anthology, Undead Worlds!
This time, we have 15 brand new stories from today's best in zombie fiction for you to dig your teeth into! Check out these gruesome and action-packed stories inside Undead Worlds 2! Grab your copy today!
La Petite Mort by Ryan Colley
You don't know stress until you've ran a restaurant in the apocalypse.
The Last Day by Justin Robinson
A man's loves determine his past, but his mistakes determine his future.
Cookie Jars and Bluebirds by Valerie Lioudis
Avery is back!
Inception by Jessica Gomez
Where romance collides with the apocalypse.
First Occurrence by Joshua C. Chadd
Sheriff Gibson chases a cannibalistic serial murderer as all around him the world begins to unravel.
Dominion by R.L. Blalock
A new kind of leader emerges in the apocalypse.
Forget the Mall by RJ Spears
When zombies arrive, a trip to the mall turns into a death trap.
The Zee Brothers: First Job
The origin story of Jonah & Judas Zee continues!
Zombie Exterminators by Grivante
Two brothers saving the world one job at a time!
Valley of the Shadow by LC Champlin
It'll take everything Amanda has to protect her family from
mindless cannibals, armed raiders, and her own neighbors.
Airborne by Arthur Mongelli
Fleeing the bourgeoning chaos on the streets of San Diego
Breakfast in Hell by Dia Cole
Never underestimate the "survival skills" of a former stripper.
Alone Against Zombies by Alathia Paris Morgan
An eerie return to civilization has Sarah Beth wondering if she's alone in the world with the dead.
Gods and Monsters by Richard Restucci
The only thing more powerful than the wrath of a god is the hunger of the dead.
Zombie Beginnings: The Oracle by Javan Bonds
Smokes is The Oracle, Ponderous, Prophetic, and Profane.
Picking it up in the Middle by EE Isherwood
It only took a plane crash, a city full of zombies, and a stolen
armored personnel carrier for Mel and Phil to have their first date.
Get your copy and dive in now!
Other Formats:
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Tales from the Zombie Road: The Long Haul Anthology
Nov 10, 2017
by
David A. Simpson,
Ricky Fleet,
Rich Restucci,
Tony Urban,
Roma Gray,
Christopher Artinian,
R.L. Chambers,
Grivante,
Valerie Lioudris,
Michael Peirce,
Ann Riley,
W.J. Watt,
T.D. Ricketts,
Lori Safranek,
Davina Purnell,
Phoebe Jackson,
Alina Ionescu,
Cody Mann,
Emily Stiver,
Greg Bennett
$1.99
A collection of tales and art set in the Zombie Road World. Some from #1 bestselling authors, some from first timers. All proceeds will be forwarded directly to the Wounded Warriors Project.
Other Formats:
Paperback
$4.99
"Fast, fun and action-packed!” - 5 Star Review
This is a box set containing books 1 and 2 in the series + a bonus story!
Zombie apocalypses are so confusing.
Where do you turn for help? The police? The military? Your crazy prepper neighbor?
Probably not. It's time for Plan Zee!
Who are the Zee Brothers?
Two badass zombie-killing brothers keeping the apocalypse at bay, one job at a time.
Gruff and handsome, Jonah Zee loves classic music and was born to lead.
Judas Zee chews tobacco, totes a shotgun, and loves rock music. He's a bit of a goofball, but always has his big brother's back.
JJ, who captures both brothers' hearts and eyes, has a prone to trouble magical pooch named Xanadu.
Will they be able to stop it from happening? Can they?
Find out as Jonah, Judas & JJ try to save the world or at least their client!
In Curse of the Zombie Omelet, a long buried tribe bent on unleashing an ancient curse overruns an Arizona subdivision.
In Zombie School Lockdown, a school is over-run and the brothers find themselves locked inside, with no weapons and a growing number of the dead.
Filled with pop culture nods and determined heroes, Curse of the Zombie Omelet is a slap-happy, bloody romp, as the trio fights off zombies and the brothers compete for JJ’s affection.
If you like things like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland or Z Nation, you’ll enjoy this action-packed series of zombie mayhem!
"Outrageous & Outlandish! I love these characters!" 5-Star Review
Get started today by snagging this box set, which collects Vol.1 & 2 of The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators into one book!
Vol.1 Curse of the Zombie Omelet
Vol.2 Zombie School Lockdown
& Bonus Short Story - Pests B' Gone
This is a box set containing books 1 and 2 in the series + a bonus story!
Zombie apocalypses are so confusing.
Where do you turn for help? The police? The military? Your crazy prepper neighbor?
Probably not. It's time for Plan Zee!
Who are the Zee Brothers?
Two badass zombie-killing brothers keeping the apocalypse at bay, one job at a time.
Gruff and handsome, Jonah Zee loves classic music and was born to lead.
Judas Zee chews tobacco, totes a shotgun, and loves rock music. He's a bit of a goofball, but always has his big brother's back.
JJ, who captures both brothers' hearts and eyes, has a prone to trouble magical pooch named Xanadu.
Will they be able to stop it from happening? Can they?
Find out as Jonah, Judas & JJ try to save the world or at least their client!
In Curse of the Zombie Omelet, a long buried tribe bent on unleashing an ancient curse overruns an Arizona subdivision.
In Zombie School Lockdown, a school is over-run and the brothers find themselves locked inside, with no weapons and a growing number of the dead.
Filled with pop culture nods and determined heroes, Curse of the Zombie Omelet is a slap-happy, bloody romp, as the trio fights off zombies and the brothers compete for JJ’s affection.
If you like things like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland or Z Nation, you’ll enjoy this action-packed series of zombie mayhem!
"Outrageous & Outlandish! I love these characters!" 5-Star Review
Get started today by snagging this box set, which collects Vol.1 & 2 of The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators into one book!
Vol.1 Curse of the Zombie Omelet
Vol.2 Zombie School Lockdown
& Bonus Short Story - Pests B' Gone
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Audible Audiobook
by
Grivante
$2.99
What's this? The Zee Brother's Volume 5??? How can that be you ask?
Well, it's more a Volume 0! Collecting the previously published short stories that make up their origin story and some fun odds and ends written throughout the years, including a never before published piece!
This is a great place for NEW READERS to jump in to the world of The Zee Brothers!
Zombies and mayhem!
Jonah and Judas find themselves in the employee of a scientist with plans on world domination. What starts as a simple job, leads them to their career as zombie exterminators. Learn how it all started and more!
This book collects the following stories.
Pests B' Gone
Zombie Exterminators
First Job
Twenty-Three
Zombie Buffet
Revenge of the Zombie Yeti
Safety Inspection
Poop Park Diamonds
The Lo-Dough Show (Previously Unpublished)
Undead Dates
Love Bites
Sparky - A Zombie Road Story
Well, it's more a Volume 0! Collecting the previously published short stories that make up their origin story and some fun odds and ends written throughout the years, including a never before published piece!
This is a great place for NEW READERS to jump in to the world of The Zee Brothers!
Zombies and mayhem!
Jonah and Judas find themselves in the employee of a scientist with plans on world domination. What starts as a simple job, leads them to their career as zombie exterminators. Learn how it all started and more!
This book collects the following stories.
Pests B' Gone
Zombie Exterminators
First Job
Twenty-Three
Zombie Buffet
Revenge of the Zombie Yeti
Safety Inspection
Poop Park Diamonds
The Lo-Dough Show (Previously Unpublished)
Undead Dates
Love Bites
Sparky - A Zombie Road Story
Other Formats:
Paperback
MASHED: A Twisted Horror Anthology
Apr 25, 2017
by
Grivante,
Eddie Generous,
Stephen McQuiggan,
Darle Dimmelle,
John Grey,
Nicholas Paschall,
Mark Daponte,
J. Donnait,
Brandon Ketchum,
Alex Colvin,
Maxine Kollar,
Cobalt Jade,
Steven Carr,
R.A. Goli,
Calypso Kane,
Devon Widmer,
Jaap Boekestein
$3.99
Gory - Erotic - Shocking
This book is ONLY for the TWISTED!
MASHED is what happens when your favorite cooking show falls into The Twilight Zone! Add a pinch of sex, a dash of humor and a whole lotta horror and you've got a recipe for the most TWISTED Anthology out there!
This isn't for everyone, if you're easily offended or closed-minded skip this, but if you like your horror stories to leave you steam rising off your skin you should grab your copy today!
Intended for mature audiences.
The 17 Sensually Sinister Stories include -
A Woman’s Corn - Two clandestine lovers with more secrets than either of them knew, brings about a special witches brew while the devil stews.
By J. Donnait
Charlies Chunky Munching Meat - A tale of obsession over a certain pink meat, gone too far.
By Stephen McQuiggan
Halloween Nosh - Two old-world vampires celebrating their love during the holidays with a special feast in the dungeon.
By Brandon Ketchum
Biscuit : A Love Story - A baker's dreams destroyed by a homeless man with unnatural hungers, leads to super-natural revenge.
By Grivante
Burnt Scrambled Eggs - What happens when your succubus lover stays over for breakfast?
By Devon Widmer
The Disagreeable Dinner - Ever eaten a bad meal? Not like this one. Join us for this strange and hilarious case of food poisoning
By Mark Daponte
Sugar - Honey is sweet, but when a potential sugar daddy turns out to be one of her high school teachers, a night of planned BDSM fun ends in a most unsavory of ways.
By Darla Dimmelle
The Henry Problem - Fruit as an aphrodisiac, exorcisms for dummies? All that and more!
By John Grey
Nibble, Nibble, My Wolf - It’s all the rage to reimagine fairy tales these days and this story gets it right in the most beautifully twisted and erotic way.
By J.L. Boekestein
The Wrath of the Buttery Bastard Taters - GMO’s are out of hand. A couples romantic dinner turns into a nightmare when their frankenfood decides to eat them instead.
By Alex Colvin
Sauce - When cooking lessons lead to a new fetish, narcissistic Bart, takes self-satisfaction to a new level.
By Steven Carr
The Care and Feeding of your Personal Demon - Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes, asking for a little help from down below can come with a lifetime of demented and hilarious torment.
By Maxine Kollar
P.A.C.D. The Kitchen of Tomorrow, Today! - Advancements in technology are often quickly perverted for sexual experimentation. Find out what happens when a couple’s cooling romance heats back up with a new kitchen appliance.
By R.A. Goli
Arabica - Do you like coffee? Maybe a little too much? Here’s a tale of a woman using BDSM aversion therapy to overcome her caffeine addiction.
By Cobalt Jade
Toilet Manners - Marital impropriety leads to the strangest meal of a man's life after a visit to a glory hole inside a fancy french restaurant.
By Eddie Generous
The Stray - Is the story of a man's lifelong dedication to helping strays. But, what happens when one gets a little upset when he announces he is moving away.
By Calypso Kane
The Old Man in the Suit - Voodoo and baked goods outside a lesbian bar during Mardi Gras.
By Nicholas Paschall
Dig in and enjoy the dark depravity of MASHED!
This book is ONLY for the TWISTED!
MASHED is what happens when your favorite cooking show falls into The Twilight Zone! Add a pinch of sex, a dash of humor and a whole lotta horror and you've got a recipe for the most TWISTED Anthology out there!
This isn't for everyone, if you're easily offended or closed-minded skip this, but if you like your horror stories to leave you steam rising off your skin you should grab your copy today!
Intended for mature audiences.
The 17 Sensually Sinister Stories include -
A Woman’s Corn - Two clandestine lovers with more secrets than either of them knew, brings about a special witches brew while the devil stews.
By J. Donnait
Charlies Chunky Munching Meat - A tale of obsession over a certain pink meat, gone too far.
By Stephen McQuiggan
Halloween Nosh - Two old-world vampires celebrating their love during the holidays with a special feast in the dungeon.
By Brandon Ketchum
Biscuit : A Love Story - A baker's dreams destroyed by a homeless man with unnatural hungers, leads to super-natural revenge.
By Grivante
Burnt Scrambled Eggs - What happens when your succubus lover stays over for breakfast?
By Devon Widmer
The Disagreeable Dinner - Ever eaten a bad meal? Not like this one. Join us for this strange and hilarious case of food poisoning
By Mark Daponte
Sugar - Honey is sweet, but when a potential sugar daddy turns out to be one of her high school teachers, a night of planned BDSM fun ends in a most unsavory of ways.
By Darla Dimmelle
The Henry Problem - Fruit as an aphrodisiac, exorcisms for dummies? All that and more!
By John Grey
Nibble, Nibble, My Wolf - It’s all the rage to reimagine fairy tales these days and this story gets it right in the most beautifully twisted and erotic way.
By J.L. Boekestein
The Wrath of the Buttery Bastard Taters - GMO’s are out of hand. A couples romantic dinner turns into a nightmare when their frankenfood decides to eat them instead.
By Alex Colvin
Sauce - When cooking lessons lead to a new fetish, narcissistic Bart, takes self-satisfaction to a new level.
By Steven Carr
The Care and Feeding of your Personal Demon - Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes, asking for a little help from down below can come with a lifetime of demented and hilarious torment.
By Maxine Kollar
P.A.C.D. The Kitchen of Tomorrow, Today! - Advancements in technology are often quickly perverted for sexual experimentation. Find out what happens when a couple’s cooling romance heats back up with a new kitchen appliance.
By R.A. Goli
Arabica - Do you like coffee? Maybe a little too much? Here’s a tale of a woman using BDSM aversion therapy to overcome her caffeine addiction.
By Cobalt Jade
Toilet Manners - Marital impropriety leads to the strangest meal of a man's life after a visit to a glory hole inside a fancy french restaurant.
By Eddie Generous
The Stray - Is the story of a man's lifelong dedication to helping strays. But, what happens when one gets a little upset when he announces he is moving away.
By Calypso Kane
The Old Man in the Suit - Voodoo and baked goods outside a lesbian bar during Mardi Gras.
By Nicholas Paschall
Dig in and enjoy the dark depravity of MASHED!
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Everybody starts somewhere, before Jonah & Judas were Zombie Exterminators, they were just plain old exterminators! Grab a copy of this fun and funny short to learn about how the brothers first met Burt from Pests B' Gone and how that led them on the path to being ZOMBIE EXTERMINATORS!
In this short, we follow the brothers as they get trained in regular old pest extermination. They venture underneath Chesterfield Manor to battle giant rodents and Burt's poor thinking. This story is a lead-in to the ZX Short included in The Reanimated Writers "Undead Worlds” Anthology.
It’s a cheap fun read! Grab a copy and see what you think!
PLEASE NOTE: This tale does not contain any zombies... not one... not even pieces of one.
Who are The Zee Brothers? Two badass zombie killing brothers keeping the apocalypse at bay, one job at a time.
Find more of their adventures here!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B077ZBSFDD/
In this short, we follow the brothers as they get trained in regular old pest extermination. They venture underneath Chesterfield Manor to battle giant rodents and Burt's poor thinking. This story is a lead-in to the ZX Short included in The Reanimated Writers "Undead Worlds” Anthology.
It’s a cheap fun read! Grab a copy and see what you think!
PLEASE NOTE: This tale does not contain any zombies... not one... not even pieces of one.
Who are The Zee Brothers? Two badass zombie killing brothers keeping the apocalypse at bay, one job at a time.
Find more of their adventures here!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B077ZBSFDD/
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TRAPPED inside a school, with NO WEAPONS and a growing HORDE of the DEAD!
The Zee Brothers return for their second adventure, grab a copy today!
This time answering the call from a local charter school that fears they may have an outbreak amongst their students.
The brothers find themselves trapped inside the school, with no weapons, scared children and a host of hungry and toxic undead.
They improvise with the help of the school lunch lady and a rather intelligent young student to try and stop the toxic infection from getting out of hand.
The aftermath leads Jonah, Judas and JJ to a small farm on the outside of town, where they find the cause of the outbreak with mysterious links to the brother's past.
Don't miss out on their latest adventures, grab your copy today!
This is volume 2 of The Zee Brothers adventures!
It is not necessary to have read the Curse of the Zombie Omelet first, but if you'd like to, you can find it here https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013Z3K06W/
The Zee Brothers return for their second adventure, grab a copy today!
This time answering the call from a local charter school that fears they may have an outbreak amongst their students.
The brothers find themselves trapped inside the school, with no weapons, scared children and a host of hungry and toxic undead.
They improvise with the help of the school lunch lady and a rather intelligent young student to try and stop the toxic infection from getting out of hand.
The aftermath leads Jonah, Judas and JJ to a small farm on the outside of town, where they find the cause of the outbreak with mysterious links to the brother's past.
Don't miss out on their latest adventures, grab your copy today!
This is volume 2 of The Zee Brothers adventures!
It is not necessary to have read the Curse of the Zombie Omelet first, but if you'd like to, you can find it here https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013Z3K06W/
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Absurd - Raunchy - Lovable
Zombie apocalypses are so confusing.
Where do you turn for help? The police? The military? Your crazy prepper neighbor?
Probably not. It's time for Plan Zee!
In Curse of the Zombie Omelet, a long buried tribe bent on unleashing an ancient curse overruns an Arizona subdivision.
Gruff and handsome, Jonah Zee loves classic music and was born to lead.
Judas Zee chews tobacco, totes a shotgun, and loves rock music. He's a bit of a goofball, but always has his big brother's back.
JJ, who captures both brothers' hearts and eyes, has a prone to trouble magical pooch named Xanadu.
Can the badass zombie-killing Zee Brothers and hot and sassy JJ keep the disintegrating legions of the dead at bay?
Filled with pop culture nods and determined heroes, Curse of the Zombie Omelet is a slap-happy, bloody romp, as the trio fights off zombies and the brothers compete for JJ’s affection.
If you like things like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland or Z Nation, you’ll enjoy this action-packed series of zombie mayhem!
"Outrageous & Outlandish! I love these characters!" 5-Star Review
This is book 1 in the Zee Brother's adventures!
Zombie apocalypses are so confusing.
Where do you turn for help? The police? The military? Your crazy prepper neighbor?
Probably not. It's time for Plan Zee!
In Curse of the Zombie Omelet, a long buried tribe bent on unleashing an ancient curse overruns an Arizona subdivision.
Gruff and handsome, Jonah Zee loves classic music and was born to lead.
Judas Zee chews tobacco, totes a shotgun, and loves rock music. He's a bit of a goofball, but always has his big brother's back.
JJ, who captures both brothers' hearts and eyes, has a prone to trouble magical pooch named Xanadu.
Can the badass zombie-killing Zee Brothers and hot and sassy JJ keep the disintegrating legions of the dead at bay?
Filled with pop culture nods and determined heroes, Curse of the Zombie Omelet is a slap-happy, bloody romp, as the trio fights off zombies and the brothers compete for JJ’s affection.
If you like things like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland or Z Nation, you’ll enjoy this action-packed series of zombie mayhem!
"Outrageous & Outlandish! I love these characters!" 5-Star Review
This is book 1 in the Zee Brother's adventures!
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An evil scientist hell-bent on world domination performs ghastly experiments on the living... and the dead!
Who is the sexy and devious Dr. Nitsau? What is she up to with all of these ghastly zombie experiments? Grab a copy today and find out!
Who is the sexy and devious Dr. Nitsau? What is she up to with all of these ghastly zombie experiments? Grab a copy today and find out!
$2.99
This isn't your typical zombie apocalypse story… or is it?
So far, we've followed the Zee Brothers on their adventures keeping small outbreaks from getting out of hand. But what happens when their old boss, the insane scientist Dr. Nitsau, attempts to unleash her perfected zombie virus on an
unsuspecting world?
Hang on tight for the epic conclusion of
The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators!
After a night of raucous celebration, the gang awakens to a semi-truck crashing through their front gate. Zombies pour out, surrounding them and trapping everyone inside.
Xanadu is stolen!
Jonah is bit!
and time is running out before Dr. Natasha Nitsau
unleashes her zombie armageddon!
Outnumbered and out of time, will the brothers and JJ
be able to stop the zombie apocalypse?
Join everyone's favorite zombie-killing trio for a high-speed, guns-blazing, race to the finish!
So far, we've followed the Zee Brothers on their adventures keeping small outbreaks from getting out of hand. But what happens when their old boss, the insane scientist Dr. Nitsau, attempts to unleash her perfected zombie virus on an
unsuspecting world?
Hang on tight for the epic conclusion of
The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators!
After a night of raucous celebration, the gang awakens to a semi-truck crashing through their front gate. Zombies pour out, surrounding them and trapping everyone inside.
Xanadu is stolen!
Jonah is bit!
and time is running out before Dr. Natasha Nitsau
unleashes her zombie armageddon!
Outnumbered and out of time, will the brothers and JJ
be able to stop the zombie apocalypse?
Join everyone's favorite zombie-killing trio for a high-speed, guns-blazing, race to the finish!
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