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Hoofin' It: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) (2) Paperback – March 31, 2020

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All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force.

New York City delivered, distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and an attitude. If he wants to return to a normal life, he’ll have to face off against a sex trafficking ring targeting the woman of his dreams, ancient vampires, murderous criminals, his parents, and an FBI agent with a hidden agenda.

Some days, it isn’t easy being an ex-cop.

Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.

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March 31, 2020
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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Pen & Page Publishing (March 31, 2020)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 644 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1949740641
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1949740646
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.09 pounds
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 4.25 x 1.42 x 7 inches

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RJ Blain suffers from a Moleskine journal obsession, a pen fixation, and a terrible tendency to pun without warning.

In her spare time, she daydreams about being a spy. Her contingency plan involves tying her best of enemies to spinning wheels and quoting James Bond villains until satisfied.

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Made me laugh!

Reviewed in the United States on August 6, 2019

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Hoofin' It is book 2 of the Magic romantic comedies (with a body count) series but other than sharing a world is unrelated to the other books so order doesn't matter.

It opens in Time Square where our hero is wandering while trying to figure out what to do with the rest of his life. He's a Chicago cop who lost an eye rescuing a family from a severe car crash and knows his days on the force are numbered. But not as numbered as the falling body that crashes into the car he is walking past, or the two guys in the car which are killed by the impact. The alpaca with her legs duct taped together in the back seat is alive, scared, and spitting mad – literally. When she spits on one of the responding officers and he pulls out a gun, our hero steps in and starts a long series of events leading to him taking the alpaca to his parents' home. And then it gets even more complicated… and funny. Some random bits of funny: the hero trying to figure out why there are pancakes stuck to the kitchen ceiling, trying to clean up glitter after he was pranked with a glitter bomb, and punching out shaving his werewolf father's 7 foot hybrid form for rushing out and scaring his alpaca into fainting [his mother loved the new fiber and starts eyeing the process as a money making proposition]. And, of course, there's action, lots and lots of action. The hero is shot, the alpaca is kidnapped, a balcony he is sitting on is blown out from under him and he gets water slide from hell trip down to the underworld of Chicago – all while trying to rescue his alpaca.

This story mixes vampires [both good and bad], incubi, succubi, werewolves, shifters, kirin, the FBI, and cops [also both good and bad]. I found it a very enjoyable read.

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Spit your way to love...

Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2020

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I am really enjoying the imaginative creatures developed in this series of books as they are woven into the storyline of current times. In this case a multistage sex trafficking ring run by vampires and crooked cops in Chicago is stumbled upon when Shane witnesses a body falling from a skyscraper onto a car with a miniature llama tied up in the back seat. As a cop he takes exception to the cops shooting the llama because she spits so he claims her and takes her home to his werewolf cop parents farm. Solving the mystery brings FBI, CDC, cops, and assorted mystical creatures together resulting in love, murder, mayhem, and adventure and an excellent story!

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Tongue firmly planted in cheek

Reviewed in the United States on June 24, 2020

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This is the first book I read by the author. The author writes with the understanding that you are familiar with her slightly different version of the world. She never holds your hand and never steps out of character to provide you with explanations you don’t really need. As you read along all will become clear.
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That said, these books are great. The romance is a slow burn and there is no vivid descriptions of various sex acts, and the bedroom scenes are easily appropriate for an older teenager. In some of the books, especially this one, there are references to illegal activity including s3x trafficking.

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Exquisite

Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2020

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R.J.Blain creates believable and relatable worlds in this series about magical sometimes human characters. The mysteries explore contemporary issues, like human trafficking, and avoid framing the moral questions as having yes or no answers. This book develops a love story while wrestling with the issues of police corruption, human trafficking, and discrimination. The characters are finely developed and the plot is ingenious. The author makes the fantastical seem routine as the main characters wage their war against evil and find justice - for themselves and the victims of a corrupted system.

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Spoilers********** avoid me

Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2019

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Ok. I’ve been rereading all of this series of novels. I thought I’d found the best, but as I hit this novel again, I discovered something profound.

Over and over again, this novel discusses the hidden in plain view/hidden in illusion all people have as a facade.

I haven’t wished for many sequels in this series as I feel the majority of them a fully fleshed stories. This one tugged at my heartstrings. Strangely. Oddly. I so want to know more about Shane and his family. Ernesto and his brood deserve a whole damn series!!! And let’s not even get into the Babylonians. There is beyond one series there!!!!!!

So now that you’ve spawned amazingly detailed and convoluted characters; I demand some additional stories out of you dear Author.

I need to know what happens next! Pretty please with alpaca spit on top?

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A must read!

Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2018

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We meet Shane, an ex cop who got severely injured in the line of duty while saving a family from a burning car. As the son of a lycanthrope he faces some serious prejudices, Chicago being pretty damn disgusted by them it seems. While touring New York a body falls from the sky into the car he is standing next to... perfect queue for a hell of a ride :D

The book started pretty slow, getting a few chuckles out of me while building up the setting. Then it started rolling, and oh my, what a ride indeed :D I have read a lot, I have laughed a lot, but seldom as much or as hard as with this book. I loved it!

It was well written, a few errors here and there but that didn't bother me so much. The continuity of the story was well done and the romancing wasn't over the top. Character development was very good (I've never imagined vampires being this way haha), although I must admit I wanted to see more of Marian and her skills (a next book perhaps? *pretty plz*).

If you're looking for a fun, easy to read and very enjoyable book, look no further! These are standalone books in the same universe, so it's not needed to have read Playing with Fire first (although you should rly read it anyway!!)

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Well written, entertaining and funny and worth re-reading over and over again.

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 3, 2022

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I have now re-read this book (and all the others in the series) multiple times and also introduced it to my husband as well. I love it, and so does my husband. It is well written with good grammar and this is very high on my list of positives, as bad grammar sucketh. There is a great plot with everything you could want - believable characters you can bond with, cute animals, werewolves, vampires, magic and family and romance. There is a fight between good and evil, on many levels from discrimination all the way up to murder/death/kill. There are also lots of funny moments. Basically it is exactly as it says on the tin - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count). It's just like being able to select all of my favourites from the sweet selection pic 'n' mix. Every little bite is just right!

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Great entertainment

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 9, 2021

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I love this book. I've read it at least 3 times and it still makes me laugh. It has great characters - from Shane and his miniature spitting llama to his wonderfully crazy parents and god father, and the ancient clan of vampires that adore it when Shane kneecaps them.

Yes, it has dark underlying themes - police corruption, kidnapping, sex-slavery - as do all of this series, but they are presented in a fantasy world where people and creatures of all sorts come together to defeat the evil. The focus is on the 'good' characters and the way they passionately care for and support each other - particularly those who have been victimised in some way. They highlight the good, not the bad. The bad always get their comeuppance. And along the way, they are great entertainment

Angie Hackett

Good read

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 13, 2018

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It took me about a week to get through this mainly due to life distractions.

This was a relatively easy book to get into and had a reasonably solid plot. I liked the characters a lot as they were flawed but had a certain depth to them. I grinned often through most of this book and genuinely laughed out loud at one point in this book (I’m not looking at glitter the same way). It was entertaining and interesting enough.

That said the second half of this book lost its humour and was quite graphic but it still made for a good read. I also felt that the book could have done with a fresh edit in places. That didn’t detract from the book much.

All in all a strong read.

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very fun read and laughter!

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 26, 2019

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I downloaded this book a couple of years ago and finally got around to reading it. It took me 3 days to read and had one heck of a laugh whilst reading it and I haven't laughed like that for some time; even now the thought of the son, the shears, his father still has me sniggering! I found the story line interesting and it kept me turning the pages. I've never read books by RJ Blain prior to this, but will definitely look at other titles in this series. If you like odd beat / snarky humour mixed with shapefshifters and a mystery give this book a try.

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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 12, 2018

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I thoroughly enjoyed this story. This is the first of Blain’s books I have read but I was so easily immersed in the universe of magic and mayhem she’s created and her comfortable writing style I felt right at home.
I took a few chapters to orient myself but most of the jokes hit their mark and everything is so well explained I felt like a werewolf expert in no time at all. Looking forward to reading more now!

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