From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.

This time, all of the stories are flash fiction—very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity.

Includes fan favorites like “The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact,” along with brand-new stories like “A Story For the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen.” Seventy-five tales in all, proving that you can pack of a lot of grisly fun into small packages.

The stories...

• The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact
• Fresh Fish
• Clicking the Heart
• The Wrong Dentist
• The Skull Within
• CraniumVision
• Headspin
• Oh No! Don’t Eat Me! (A Chocolate Bunny Tale)
• Thrill Ride
• The First Cannibals
• What’s in the Box?
• Jock Magnum, Manatee Hunter
• Bernie
• Beaks
• The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Murder Anybody With a Hammer
• Bummer Tarot Reading
• Pull My Finger
• Crazy’s Ralph’s Used Car Emporium
• Home With a Future
• The Tell Tale Heart II: Aftermath
• A Story I’m Writing While Being Devoured by a Lion
• Make a Wish
• Long Sleeves
• Fast Zombies Vs. Slow Zombies
• Scrape and Scoop
• How’s My Driving?
• Granny’s Got an Ice Pick
• A Story for the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen
• And There Was a Metal Hook
• Box of Chocolates
• The Frostbite Movie
• Breakthrough
• Ten Little Babies
• Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
• The Night I Realized Halfway To The Pavement Below That I Was Not, In Fact, Superman
• Helen Gets Permanently Traumatized
• A Real Haunting
• Vegan Training
• Guillotine
• Sherlock Holmes and the Murders at Camp Crystal Lake
• Chick
• Quicksand
• It’s Drabble Time!
• The Most Entertaining Man in the Elevator
• Wrongful Death Payday
• Jigsaw Puzzle
• The Satisfying Crunch of Bones Beneath My Feet
• Laundry Day
• All The Cheese In The World
• Not Enough Coins
• Impressionable
• Below Deck
• The Cat Who Was Super Smart For A Cat But Pretty Dumb By Human Standards
• The Blind Men And The Elephant: A Parable
• Bradley Goes Crunch
• Dusted
• Intervention
• Telemedicine
• The Soupville Stabber Practices Social Distancing
• Bunny Ears
• The Tragic Tale of Slappy McWankerville
• Abner Wederman, Ribald Ostrich
• Last One In
• Too Meta 2 Live
• Steps
• Santa Claus Kills 2020
• Yak Attack
• Job Reference
• The Man Without Nails
• Comeback
• The Last Egg
• Six Cents a Word
• Encore
• M

The perfect blend of horror and humor, I Have a Bad Feeling About This is a laugh-out-loud wilderness comedy about an ultimate survival camp that takes a deadly turn...

Wilderness Survival Tip #1

Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you'd really do it.

Wilderness Survival Tip #2

In case of an avalanche, don't despair. You're doomed, but that's a wicked cool death.

Wilderness Survival Tip #3

If you're relying on this book for actual survival tips, you're dead already.

Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors—but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp.

Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...

Perfect for those looking for:

• Survival books for adults as well as young adults
• Hilarious comedy books for boys
• Teen books for boys ages 13-16

Also by Jeff Strand:

A Bad Day for Voo Doo

The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever

How You Ruined My Life

Stranger Things Have Happened

A DYING MAN’S GREATEST TREASURE…

Mortimer Moorecook, retired Wall Street raider, avid collector, is losing his fight against cancer. With weeks to live, a package arrives at the door of his hillside mansion—an artifact he paid millions for…a hominoid skull with elongated teeth, discovered in a farmer’s field in the Romanian countryside. With Shanna, his beautiful research assistant looking on, he sinks the skull’s razor sharp fangs into his neck, and immediately goes into convulsions.

OPENS THE DOOR TO AN ANCIENT EVIL...

A rural hospital. A slow night in the ER. Until Moorecook arrives strapped to a gurney, where he promptly codes and dies.

WHERE DEATH IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

Four well-known horror authors pool their penchants for scares and thrills, and tackle one of the greatest of all legends, with each writer creating a unique character and following them through a vampire outbreak in a secluded hospital.

The goal was simple: write the most intense novel they possibly could.

Which they did.

A Word of Warning:

Within these pages, you will find no black capes, no satin-lined coffins, no brooding heartthrobs who want to talk about your feelings. Forget sunlight and stakes. Throw out your garlic and your crosses. This is the Anti-TWILIGHT.

NOTE: DRACULAS is a full length novel, 80,000 words long. But this ebook is also brimming with an additional 80,000 words of extras and bonuses:

- a clickable table of contents
- a round-robin interview with Strand, Wilson, Crouch, and Kilborn about writing DRACULAS
- deleted scenes
- two alternate endings
- four excerpts from the authors’ other works
- the short story “Serial” by Crouch and Kilborn
- the short story “Cub Scout Gore Feast” by Kilborn and Strand
- the short story “A Sound of Blunder” by Kilborn and Wilson
- author biographies
- comprehensive clickable bibliographies
- an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at the writing of DRACULAS, delivered through a collection of over seven hundred emails between the writers as they were brainstorming and writing the book

About the Authors:

F. PAUL WILSON is an award-winning, NY Times bestselling novelist whose work spans horror, adventure, medical thrillers, science fiction, young adult, and virtually everything between. He is best known as the author of THE KEEP and creator of the urban mercenary Repairman Jack.

J.A. KONRATH has sold over three million books worldwide. He's known for the Jack Daniels Thriller series and the Konrath Dark Thriller collective.

JEFF STRAND is the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of such novels as PRESSURE, DWELLER, GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY), BENJAMIN'S PARASITE, and THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE. His secret shame is SUCKERS, co-written with J.A. Konrath.

BLAKE CROUCH is the author of four thrillers, DESERT PLACES, LOCKED DOORS, ABANDON, and SNOWBOUND, all published by St. Martin’s Press. His short fiction

"This book would be a good stepping stone for those readers who enjoy the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series."—School Library Connection

Jeff Strand's signature humor returns in this tale of magic, illusions, and self-discovery.

Harry Houdini. Penn and Teller. David Copperfield. Marcus Millian the Third.

Okay, so Marcus isn't a famous magician. He may not even be a great magician. But his great-grandfather, the once-legendary and long-retired Zachary the Stupendous, insists Marcus has true talent. And when Grandpa Zachary boasts that he and Marcus are working on an illusion that will shock, stun, and astonish, Marcus wishes he could make himself disappear.

The problem? Marcus also has stage fright—in spades. It's one thing to perform elaborate card tricks in front of his best friend, Kimberly, but it's an entirely different feat to perform in front of an audience.

Then Grandpa Zachary dies in his sleep.

To uphold his great-grandfather's honor, the show must go on. It would take a true sorcerer to pull off the trick Marcus has planned. But maybe he's the next best thing...