From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.

This time, all of the stories are flash fiction—very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity.

Includes fan favorites like “The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact,” along with brand-new stories like “A Story For the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen.” Seventy-five tales in all, proving that you can pack of a lot of grisly fun into small packages.

The stories...

• The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact
• Fresh Fish
• Clicking the Heart
• The Wrong Dentist
• The Skull Within
• CraniumVision
• Headspin
• Oh No! Don’t Eat Me! (A Chocolate Bunny Tale)
• Thrill Ride
• The First Cannibals
• What’s in the Box?
• Jock Magnum, Manatee Hunter
• Bernie
• Beaks
• The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Murder Anybody With a Hammer
• Bummer Tarot Reading
• Pull My Finger
• Crazy’s Ralph’s Used Car Emporium
• Home With a Future
• The Tell Tale Heart II: Aftermath
• A Story I’m Writing While Being Devoured by a Lion
• Make a Wish
• Long Sleeves
• Fast Zombies Vs. Slow Zombies
• Scrape and Scoop
• How’s My Driving?
• Granny’s Got an Ice Pick
• A Story for the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen
• And There Was a Metal Hook
• Box of Chocolates
• The Frostbite Movie
• Breakthrough
• Ten Little Babies
• Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
• The Night I Realized Halfway To The Pavement Below That I Was Not, In Fact, Superman
• Helen Gets Permanently Traumatized
• A Real Haunting
• Vegan Training
• Guillotine
• Sherlock Holmes and the Murders at Camp Crystal Lake
• Chick
• Quicksand
• It’s Drabble Time!
• The Most Entertaining Man in the Elevator
• Wrongful Death Payday
• Jigsaw Puzzle
• The Satisfying Crunch of Bones Beneath My Feet
• Laundry Day
• All The Cheese In The World
• Not Enough Coins
• Impressionable
• Below Deck
• The Cat Who Was Super Smart For A Cat But Pretty Dumb By Human Standards
• The Blind Men And The Elephant: A Parable
• Bradley Goes Crunch
• Dusted
• Intervention
• Telemedicine
• The Soupville Stabber Practices Social Distancing
• Bunny Ears
• The Tragic Tale of Slappy McWankerville
• Abner Wederman, Ribald Ostrich
• Last One In
• Too Meta 2 Live
• Steps
• Santa Claus Kills 2020
• Yak Attack
• Job Reference
• The Man Without Nails
• Comeback
• The Last Egg
• Six Cents a Word
• Encore
• M

The perfect blend of horror and humor, I Have a Bad Feeling About This is a laugh-out-loud wilderness comedy about an ultimate survival camp that takes a deadly turn...

Wilderness Survival Tip #1
Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you'd really do it.

Wilderness Survival Tip #2
In case of an avalanche, don't despair. You're doomed, but that's a wicked cool death.

Wilderness Survival Tip #3
If you're relying on this book for actual survival tips, you're dead already.

Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors—but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp.

Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...

Also by Jeff Strand:
A Bad Day for Voo Doo
The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever
How You Ruined My Life
Stranger Things Have Happened

A DYING MAN’S GREATEST TREASURE…

Mortimer Moorecook, retired Wall Street raider, avid collector, is losing his fight against cancer. With weeks to live, a package arrives at the door of his hillside mansion—an artifact he paid millions for…a hominoid skull with elongated teeth, discovered in a farmer’s field in the Romanian countryside. With Shanna, his beautiful research assistant looking on, he sinks the skull’s razor sharp fangs into his neck, and immediately goes into convulsions.

OPENS THE DOOR TO AN ANCIENT EVIL...

A rural hospital. A slow night in the ER. Until Moorecook arrives strapped to a gurney, where he promptly codes and dies.

WHERE DEATH IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

Four well-known horror authors pool their penchants for scares and thrills, and tackle one of the greatest of all legends, with each writer creating a unique character and following them through a vampire outbreak in a secluded hospital.

The goal was simple: write the most intense novel they possibly could.

Which they did.

A Word of Warning:

Within these pages, you will find no black capes, no satin-lined coffins, no brooding heartthrobs who want to talk about your feelings. Forget sunlight and stakes. Throw out your garlic and your crosses. This is the Anti-TWILIGHT.

NOTE: DRACULAS is a full length novel, 80,000 words long. But this ebook is also brimming with an additional 80,000 words of extras and bonuses:

- a clickable table of contents
- a round-robin interview with Strand, Wilson, Crouch, and Kilborn about writing DRACULAS
- deleted scenes
- two alternate endings
- four excerpts from the authors’ other works
- the short story “Serial” by Crouch and Kilborn
- the short story “Cub Scout Gore Feast” by Kilborn and Strand
- the short story “A Sound of Blunder” by Kilborn and Wilson
- author biographies
- comprehensive clickable bibliographies
- an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at the writing of DRACULAS, delivered through a collection of over seven hundred emails between the writers as they were brainstorming and writing the book

About the Authors:

F. PAUL WILSON is an award-winning, NY Times bestselling novelist whose work spans horror, adventure, medical thrillers, science fiction, young adult, and virtually everything between. He is best known as the author of THE KEEP and creator of the urban mercenary Repairman Jack.

J.A. KONRATH has sold over three million books worldwide. He's known for the Jack Daniels Thriller series and the Konrath Dark Thriller collective.

JEFF STRAND is the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of such novels as PRESSURE, DWELLER, GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY), BENJAMIN'S PARASITE, and THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE. His secret shame is SUCKERS, co-written with J.A. Konrath.

BLAKE CROUCH is the author of four thrillers, DESERT PLACES, LOCKED DOORS, ABANDON, and SNOWBOUND, all published by St. Martin’s Press. His short fiction

After producing three horror movies that went mostly ignored on YouTube, Justin and his filmmaking buddies decide it's time they create something noteworthy, something epic. They're going to film the Greatest Zombie Movie Ever. They may not have money or a script, but they have passion. And, after a rash text message, they also have the beautiful Alicia Howtz—Justin's crush—as the lead.

With only one month to complete their movie, a script that can't possibly get worse, and the hopes and dreams of Alicia on the line, Justin is feeling the pressure. Add to that a cast of uncooperative extras and incompetent production assistants, and Justin must face the sad, sad truth. He may actually be producing The Worst Zombie Movie Ever...

"Fans of Strand's other novels of outrageous circumstance...will not be disappointed. A delightfully ludicrous read."—School Library Journal on I Have a Bad Feeling About This