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About Joey Acker
Joey writes books with his best friend and wife, Melanie, where they reside in Texas with their two amazing children. He is currently working on other silly and fun books for young readers!
You can follow Joey and Melanie on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook @ackersbooks.
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Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world!
Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he part of the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever???
The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: booger, stinky, toot, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next in this funny adventure!
The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.
DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
BOO!!! You found The Scariest Book in the Whole Entire World!
After Nameless finishes explaining why 'The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World' is the WORST, he now finds himself in the SCARIEST book! Nameless attempts to inform the reader of the perils that await them, but he unfortunately forgets some along the way! Will he be brave enough to make it to the end? Will YOU be brave enough to make it to the end?? Is there really a unicorn in this book??? Wait...what?!?!?
The Scariest Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. It is also a great story to read along with a parent, brother, sister, dog, cat, or even your favorite stuffed animal. Seriously, who would want to read the SCARIEST book alone??
The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.
DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
This book is no trick OR treat...
because it is The WORST Halloween Book in the Whole Entire World! Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he does NOT want it to be Halloween! Will he escape the green-haired witch? Is there really a pumpkin named Jerry in this book?? Will he get any of his beloved candy???
The Worst Halloween Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Come join Nameless on this new adventure in this quirky, silly and a little ridiculous easy reader for children.
The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.
DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
Happy birthday...or not...
because this is the Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless, the rock with the fancy red hat on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the worst BIRTHDAY book ever. What could possibly be so bad about a book about birthdays? Whose birthday is it?? Is there really a mad cow in this book? Wait...WHAT?!?
The Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. This book may make the best or quite possibly the worst birthday gift you could give someone...
The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.
DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
Love is in the air...or maybe not...
because this is the Worst Love Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless, the dashing young rock on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST love book ever. What could possibly be so bad about a book about love? Who is that lady rock on the cover?? Is there really a goat in this book? Wait...WHAT?!?
The Worst Love Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Fall in (or out of) love with a book so bad it might actually be good...
The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.
DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
Jingle bells...this book smells...
After being in the worst AND the scariest book in the whole entire world, Nameless just can't catch a break! Now he's in the WORST CHRISTMAS book! Will his Christmas be ruined? Will your Christmas be ruined?? How can a book about the most magical time of the year possibly be so terrible???
The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Deck the halls this season and get into the holiday spirit with a book so bad it might actually be good...
The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.
DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
Brace yourselves...
because this is the WORST adventure book in the whole entire world! Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he does NOT want to go on an adventure! It's just not his style. Will he defeat the mighty dragon? Is there really a cow in this book?? Will the princess get rescued or do the rescuing???
The Worst Adventure Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Come join Nameless on a new quest in this quirky, silly and a little ridiculous easy reader for children.
The Entire World Book series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.
DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
Happy Thanksgiving...or not...
because this is The WORST Thanksgiving Book in the Whole Entire World! Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he is no fan of Thanksgiving! Who is this mysterious turkey on the cover? Is Jerry Pumpkins back?? Is there really a chicken in this book???
The Worst Thanksgiving Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Come join Nameless on this new adventure in this quirky, silly and a little ridiculous easy reader for children.
The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.
DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
It's that time of year again and Ms. Holly's class thinks she might be an elf!
Come join Ms. Holly's students in discovering if she really is an elf or just an 'elfish' teacher. She is crafty, always singing, wearing pointy shoes, and has a jingle when she walks...
'My Teacher is an Elf' is a fun and easy read for ages 4-10. Published in large print, this book is also great for classroom read-alouds and holiday events!
Based on mostly true and magical stories...
NOW AVAILABLE! My P.E. Teacher is a Ninja, My Counselor is a Princess and My Principal is a Superhero
The Wonder Who Crew is a diverse, engaging series about children and their wonderful imaginations and connections to real life occupations and relationships.
Anxious Bot gets overwhelmed when she doesn't know what to do with her anxiety! Join Anxious Bot as her builder teaches her useful strategies.
Anxiety is a very real emotion for children and some experience it each day, but don't understand what it is or what to do with it.
'My Anxious Robot' is a comedic social emotional story that teaches kids what anxiety is and how to channel it in a positive way with easy-to-use strategies that can be utilized at school or home. With fun, bright illustrations and easy-to-understand language, 'My Anxious Robot' is a great tool for any teacher, parent, or counselor!
'My Anxious Robot' will:
- teach kids about the signs of anxiety
- teach kids it's okay to be anxious
- give examples of things that may make them anxious
- teach kids how to safely handle their anxiety
- teach easy-to-use strategies when feeling anxious
Thoughtful Bots is a series developed to help children understand big feelings and teach social skills.
With simple language and examples, Thoughtful Bots supports social emotional skills and equips kids with strategies when feeling various emotions. Counselors, parents, and teachers can enjoy these books as engaging read-alouds and useful tools. Thoughtful Bots is geared towards kids ages 3-10 and is a great resource for boys, girls, young readers, and elementary school students.
Each book includes tips and strategies for parents and educators.
Angry Bot gets mad and frustrated when he doesn't know what to do with his anger! Join Angry Bot as his builder teaches him useful strategies.
Anger is a very real emotion for children and some experience it each day, but don't understand what it is or what to do with it.
'My Angry Robot' is a comedic social emotional story that teaches kids what anger is and how to calm it with easy-to-use strategies that can be utilized at school or home. With fun, bright illustrations and easy-to-understand language, 'My Angry Robot' is a great tool for any teacher, parent, or counselor!
'My Angry Robot' will:
- teach kids about the signs of anger
- teach kids it's okay to be angry
- give examples of things that may make them angry
- teach kids how to safely handle their anger
- teach easy-to-use strategies when feeling angry
Thoughtful Bots is a series developed to help children understand big feelings and teach social skills.
With simple language and examples, Thoughtful Bots supports social emotional skills and equips kids with strategies when feeling various emotions. Counselors, parents, and teachers can enjoy these books as engaging read-alouds and useful tools. Thoughtful Bots is geared towards kids ages 3-10 and is an great resource for boys, girls, young readers, and elementary school students.
Each book includes tips and strategies for parents and educators.
Mindful Bot is a master of mindfulness! Join Mindful Bot as her and her builder teach the other robots strategies.
Mindfulness is an important, lifelong skill that helps children manage emotions, but it can sometimes be hard to teach or explain.
'My Mindful Robot' is a social emotional story that teaches kids what mindfulness is and how they can use it when they are feeling other emotions so that they can find their calm. With fun, bright illustrations and easy-to-understand language, "My Mindful Robot" is a great tool for any teacher, parent, or counselor!
'My Mindful Robot' will:
- teach kids what mindfulness is
- teach kids how to be mindful
- give examples of when to use mindfulness
- teach kids how to find their calm
- teach easy-to-use strategies to practice mindfulness
Thoughtful Bots is a series developed to help children understand big feelings and teach social skills.
With simple language and examples, Thoughtful Bots supports social emotional skills and equips kids with strategies when feeling various emotions. Counselors, parents, and teachers can enjoy these books as engaging read-alouds and useful tools. Thoughtful Bots is geared towards kids ages 3-10 and is an great resource for boys, girls, young readers, and elementary school students.
Each book includes tips and strategies for parents and educators.
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