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I Just Want to Be Perfect (I Just Want to Pee Alone) Paperback – May 26, 2016

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Sometimes being a woman sucks. Do you ever feel the pressure to be perfect?

I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series.

It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect.

The cult of perfection is a thing.

As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes.

Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect.

We try to strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly.

These are those stories.

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ @throat_punch books (May 26, 2016)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 231 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1944123008
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1944123000
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 12.2 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.58 x 9 inches

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T’Louise

She's real, raw and not to be pissed off.

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Jen Mann has been the funniest writer I have read in years. She has brought together such a fantastic group of writers that cause tears of laughter to run freely down ones legs. Everything she does in the world of writing has her signature touch on it. Her anthology brings together some of the funniest confessions from great women of sass. She is raw, hilarious and my best friend, rather she knows it or not. I'll stalk her for life. She's a genius and is the voice women need. She's like your best friend that will hold your hand and be there for you plus tackle you for the last glass of wine.

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I Just Want to Laugh!!! Great and fun book!!!

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What else can I say but that this book is a great and fun read for all of us out there who feel compelled to be the perfect mom/wife/woman, etc. STOP! Read these essays first and then put that thought aside b/c you'll definitely change your mind after reading these stories. I laughed and nodded many times throughout the book, recognizing myself in the stories or just laughing along with the writers. This book is all about fun and making fun of ourselves...taking life lightly and learning that being perfect is all about NOT being perfect. Jen Mann...you did it again!!!

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People at the gym now think I'm officially crazy from all the sporadic laughing I did while reading this book as I did my cardio on the bike!!! The good news...my cardio endurance has increased exponentially! The bad news..."the no judgement zone" is a line of BS when it comes to constant laughing while doing something taxing!🤡 Seriously funny book!!! I totally want to hang out with these women who have proven again & again through their writing & perspectives how important it is to maintain the "ya-ya sisterhood" & find ways to laugh at life's challenges!!!

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Sandra Rubio

HILARIOUS!!!

Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2016

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I am really not great at reading novels and my adult ADD completely takes over as soon as I sit down to read a book. These hilarious short stories are right up my alley and do a great job of keeping my TV off for more than 2 hours. My two favorite stories were the Breast Pump at the Corporate Level and How to suck at church. I have had similar experiences with both issues and these women hit the nail on the head. I would reccommend this book to any mom/woman who needs to be reminded that most women are "faking it till you make it" in life.

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My world-boring, disappointing, and dismal, that was until these wonderfully talented women brought me to happy tears in a continuously humorous way that taught me a different way to look at life. I never laughed so hard. Every story told pushed me to read more. Thank you, thank you, thank you all for putting such a delightful spin on womanhood, motherhood, and overall life. It saved mine!

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I bought this for a "beach read" but the book didn't make it to the beach! Super funny! My favorite was about the mom who got the lu lu whatever it's called yoga top stuck - on herself. That happened to me once and now I can totally laugh about it. The whole book was funny and fun and sends the message that we should all stop taking ourselves too seriously. And that no one should ever, ever bleach their...you know what. BUY IT!!!!

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Jocelyn Jane

I loved this book

Reviewed in the United States on July 8, 2016

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I loved this book! Of course, nobody's perfect, but the various attempts to achieve perfection depicted here are endearing and Hilarious with a capital H. Individually, these stories are well-told and relatable. Taken as a whole, this collection reminds us that we're all just trying our best and that, really, being able to laugh at ourselves is a wonderful and very important thing.

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Jo Dee Britton

Great selection of funny ladies!

Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2016

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This book, like the others in the series, showcases a selection of talented, funny females authors. The difference is that Perfect is not as focused on the trials and triumphs of motherhood and was more about being a woman in general. So good, I think I'm going to have to follow a number of these ladies' blogs!

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