Klutz: Phoenix Down: But Did You Die?, Book 1 Audible Audiobook – Unabridged
After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.
I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak-accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.
And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.
After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.
I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.
Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that.
The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…
…Could they be looking for me?
It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.
And the worst part?
It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.
I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them...
Was the Amazon always this hot?
But Did You Die is a comedy-filled, bully (first book only) paranormal-romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! This novel is the first in a new series that is packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!
The series will have a happy ending...it will just take a little while to get there!
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|Listening Length||5 hours and 6 minutes|
|Narrator||Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux|
|Whispersync for Voice||Ready|
|Audible.com Release Date||January 21, 2022|
|Best Sellers Rank|| #8,895 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals) |
#142 in Romantic Comedy (Audible Books & Originals)
#205 in Paranormal Romance (Audible Books & Originals)
#3,084 in Paranormal Romance (Books)
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And I find nothing sexy in a woman allowing herself to be abused like that and the next moment basically having an orgasm just by looking at them either.
Really annoying since the character could have been rather cute and funny if the author had bothered to come up with some better misunderstandings or reasons for the guys‘ initial blocking of the true mate bond. I am ready to make plenty of allowances for a bit of fun escapism but this one was really too aggravating.
……. Seriously? All that said, it clearly states this is a bully romance and the blurb even says they leave her… so why am I turned off? It’s not the authors fault, they made it obvious. Rather, I blame the guys. I wanted to like them, and couldn’t. Reasons, sheesons… ugh.
So… I get where the reviews are coming from. They weren’t exaggerating. The guys really do leave her when she smells human and are constantly telling her to follow if she wants to or not. “I don’t care”. They protest too much.
It’s so awkward pushing a woman away, someone you vowed to never have. It’s weird that she keeps up with them and dies all the time and they still call her weak. Weird that they can go from heartless to overbearing. The way they talk is weird. The way they info dump is weird. It’s just weird all around.
But it had its funny moments. Some sexy moments. This is forever my favorite line:
“You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake!”
I’m totally reading the next one because it’s a KU read.
And now that Ryls knows the truth of what she is, what the guys are and a little more about the supernatural world, she wants to get stronger. She does tend to die in ridiculous ways, so some training could help remedy that at least a little. She gets quite a bomb dropped on her at the end, though. I sure wasn't expecting that. I'm looking forward to seeing how the guys react to her being gone. I'm also looking forward to seeing if Ryls can save herself and make the guys realize she could be an asset and that they don't have to quit their job to be with her.
Top reviews from other countries
Next, the Fated Mates were complete pr*cks. I know this is a bully romance, but their twattish behaviour would have me burning them alive. Whether they give me the horn or not.
Also, at times, it was hard to differentiate between them. I don't think they were introduced in a manner that made them individuals. The only one I could pick out was Mace (who went in and out of a Scottish accent like anyone's business).
There was some editing issues and there were some style choices I didn't like at all (for jnance, multiple !!!).
Overall, though, the book was full of action / adventure. The premise was great. I loved the fact the heroine kept dying in weird ways. And I've already picked up the second book.
Grammatical errors aplenty.
The most painfully unfunny characters and dialogue.
A main character who is so pathetic its frankly concerning.
The love interests are as dull as dishwater and their 'bully' angle is so shoe horned and convulted it's genuinely uncomfortable to read.
It's like this writer tried to shoe horn every trope that they could and didn't do any of it well.
She saves men from a burning plane after is crashes and instantly feel something for them and she has no idea why.
The men all wake without even a thank you for saving thier lives and the continue to be horrible to her. So, why is she still sticking around? Oh yeah shes stuck on an Island with these men so she has no choice but to follow them out this huge jungle. What happenes when feelingz are returned and they don't want to leave her? There is something more dangerous out there and she's about to find out what that is.
Can not wait for the next book :-)
5 stars - less than a day to read because I cannot put it down. I only give 5 stars if it has managed to engage extra emotions from me - extreme lol moments or real teary moments etc. A 5 stars book tends to have me raging about cliff hangers and (legally and not creepily) stalking the author for release dates.
4 stars - 2 days to read or less. A book that I have quite enjoyed reading, feisty MC and some racy scenes with thier romantic interest. I would definitely follow a series and author for 4 star books.
3 stars - takes around 2/3 days to read, usually because I have become distracted and less engaged in some sections but by the end the end I have enjoyed the overall story and would read any sequels.
1/2 stars not given, as I have usually returned it without finishing as I'm not engaged. .