How does a cat make milkshakes?
With its whiskers!

What do you call a slow eagle?
A soar loser!

How do astronomers like their coffee?
The Milky Way!

How do you remind a musician?
Use a sticky note!

They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: the second book of Awesome Jokes for 7 year olds.

Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils are all set to run riot. Silliness rules on every page with funny jokes that will crack kids up – and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!

There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids even get help to write their own jokes, too, so the laughs need never stop!

Also available: the first Awesome Jokes series for children 5 and up.

How do you make a scary sandwich?
Fill it with SCREAM cheese!

How should you sit when you’re angry?
Cross-legged!

Which farm animal can open doors?
A battering ram!

How do dinosaurs like their carrots?
ROAR!

They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: more Awesome Jokes for 6 year olds.

Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils will run riot. Silliness rules on every page with funny jokes that will crack kids up and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!

There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids get help to write their own jokes, so the laughs will never stop!

This is the second volume of Awesome Jokes Every 6 Year Old Should Know. Look out for Fantastic Wordsearches for 6 Year Olds, too!

It's Ozzie's birthday day out… but nothing is going right! He just can't remember the magic word. Every wrong guess brings Ozzie an eye-boggling surprise. Will he ever get what he wants?

Remembering to say please isn't easy. But kids will love helping Ozzie in his quest to find the right word. It's packed with talking points, funny details… and a hilarious twist in the tale!

It's animal overload for Charlie, and things are about to get messy.

Charlie's back! Friendly, fearless and flatulent, Harry's little brother is getting close to nature with four awesome new adventures.

What happened when the wig-maker crashed his car?
The hair bags went off!

What animal comes just before seagull in the dictionary?
Beagle!

What do you get if you mix three volcanoes, two meteorites and one tsunami?
A recipe for disaster!

What type of sand sticks words together?
Ampersand!

They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: the second book of Awesome Jokes for 9 year olds.

Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils are all set to run riot. Silliness rules on every page with hysterical jokes that will crack kids up – and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!

There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids even get help to write their own jokes, too, so the laughs need never stop!

Also available: the first Awesome Jokes series for children 5 and up.

If you can't stop causing trouble but do it with a grin… is it still your fault?

At the bottom of Granny Fran’s garden, past the redcurrant bushes, lurks The Gobbler.

But this child-munching black hole is the least of Charlie’s worries.

What’s that strange orange fingy?

And why is the Army banging on the front door?

Meanwhile there’s more trouble brewing on the beach as Charlie gets personal with a celebrity and sparks a mystery that captures a nation.

Finally, Dad takes the children on the coach trip from hell. And it’s not long before he has to call on their new friend Baldy Pete for help as Charlie firmly oversteps the mark. Again.

Three stories, three disasters. Yep, Charlie’s back!

Get these pant-ripping, snort-inducing, can't-stop-reading stories for children aged 6 and up today.

Charlie’s one of the family. Just be thankful it’s not your family.

It’s a triple bill of trouble for Charlie and Harry.

To be fair, the accidental kitchen disco makeover wasn’t strictly Charlie’s fault. But when Peppa Pig gate-crashes the church service… yep, that was definitely him.

And then it’s off to the Country Fair for a trouser-ripping, sheep-worrying, sticky-fingered adventure. But Charlie’s antics are just the beginning, because nobody comes out of this adventure looking good.

This third volume hits new heights of hilarity, and sinks lower than Charlie’s saggy pants. It’s a sure-fire hit for children with younger siblings and kids aged 7+.