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I Need a New Butt! by [Dawn McMillan, Ross Kinnaird]

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Quirky Laugh-Out-Loud Stories Both Children & Parents Will Love!

  • I Need a New Butt - the funny picture book that has gone viral on Facebook with over 1,300,000 views. Grandparents, parents, and kids will laugh out loud at this cheeky story! No ifs, ands, or butts about it!
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A young boy suddenly notices a big problem—his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book—no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
Dover (2014) republication of the edition originally published by Oratia Media Ltd., Auckland, New Zealand, 2012.
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www.doverpublications.com --This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.

About the Author

Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem "Smaller," winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.

--This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.

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  • ASIN : B00O839RCW
  • Publisher : Dover Publications; Illustrated edition (June 20, 2014)
  • Publication date : June 20, 2014
  • Language : English
  • File size : 3627 KB
  • Text-to-Speech : Not enabled
  • Enhanced typesetting : Not Enabled
  • X-Ray : Not Enabled
  • Word Wise : Not Enabled
  • Print length : 32 pages
  • Lending : Enabled
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.7 out of 5 stars 15,093 ratings

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This book is hilarious!! I haven’t had a chance to read it to my kids yet but they are going to love it!!!
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1.0 out of 5 stars Could 've been a fun book butt.....
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