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Never EVER Lick a Llama: A Funny, Rhyming Read Aloud Story Kid's Picture Book Paperback – February 24, 2021

by Adam Wallace (Author), Mary Nhin (Author), Jelena Stupar (Illustrator)

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Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They’re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there’s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one!

Never EVER lick a llama,
Why? The reasons are immense.
Decide NOW not to do it,
Don’t sit on the fence.

Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.

Also in the Never Ever Series:

Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile

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February 24, 2021
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8.5 x 0.09 x 8.5 inches
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1637310811
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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Wallace Nhin (February 24, 2021)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 35 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1637310811
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1637310816
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 3.52 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8.5 x 0.09 x 8.5 inches

Best Sellers Rank: #110,812 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #49 in Teacher & Student Mentoring (Books)
- #146 in Parent Participation in Education (Books)
- #154 in Children's Lion, Tiger & Leopard Books (Books)

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Adam Wallace
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I am a New York Times, Amazon and USA Today Bestselling author who loves writing stories that make children laugh and get excited about reading and drawing and writing . I also love taking naps and listening to music. Not at the same time.
I have over 80 books published and out in the world, and love each one as if it were my child ... except if that child is like really naughty and always breaks my favourite things and writes bad words on the walls of our house.
None of my books are like that.
From How to Catch books to How to Draw books. From gross books to action and adventure books. From inspirational to just plain funny, there's something here for kids of all reading abilities, and all ranges of interests.
Check them out, and always feel free to get in touch at wally@adam-wallace-books.com
I would love to connect and hear your thoughts, on my books, writing, or anything else you feel like chatting about!
I personally answer each and every email ... I have to. My assistant is really slack.
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Mary Nhin
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Mary Nhin loves being the guinea pig for all her husband's kitchen creations. She is a mom of 3 boys, serial entrepreneur, and author. For 20 years, she has been serving families through her companies, Nhinja and Grow Grit. She has been awarded the Forty under 40 and Inc 5000. Her books have sold over 2 million copies worldwide. Email her at growgritpress@gmail.com and follow @marynhin on IG/FB.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2021

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Never Ever Lick a Llama has been formatted to be read in landscape mode (holding your device horizontally), where it takes up the entire screen. Words and pictures display together on the screen like a traditional picture book open to two pages. A lot of self published Kindle authors can't be bothered to format their work and it displays like a mess with bits of text on one page and an image on a small part of the screen on another, so I always like to take the time to point out when authors care about their reader's experience and their own work enough to take the time to format it.

What's here is funny, but there's not a lot of pages. Beside advice on the outcome of licking llamas we also visit lions and a couple of reptiles, but it really needed a few more animals to not seem a bit short. But the text rhymes, it's clever (sort of cheeky in lecture style) and the cover is a great example of the illustrations found on the pages inside.

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Be Careful What You Lick

Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2021

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This is a fun and unique story. The wonderful illustration on the Children's and llamas faces will make the reader enjoy the book even more. You will never, ever want to lick a llama or a lion ever in your life. Yes, there is a lion too. Hold onto your sides because the laughing is about to begin. I highly recommend this book.

4 people found this helpful

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Jiahuana

Silly fun teaching book

Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2021

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How cute is this book?? It’s great for children. Let’s face it. Children love putting everything in their mouths. They also love silly fun stories, which is where this book comes in!

5 people found this helpful

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AnneKR

Cute book

Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2021

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This book explains what would happen if you lick a llama. A cute rhyming book with colorful illustrations featuring other animals, this book made my 5-year-old daughter giggle and kept her attention.

4 people found this helpful

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Reens

Hilarious rhyming story

Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2021

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This is just a fun and hilarious story that will entertain the kids! The illustrations are just as hilarious! Kids are sure to want to read this book again and again!

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Claudia S

Funny

Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2021

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My 7 yo read it to his little sister. They both laughed and had a good time reading it. The images are funny and the story fun to read.

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Fun book!

Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2021

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Silly and fun book for kids! Excellent teaching too! My kids put everything in their mouths. Would recommend this book to parents with young kids!

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Joshua

The pictures in this book are obscene

Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2021

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Kids sometimes need silly books that don’t necessarily contain substance. But the illustrations in this book are dangerously close to illicit. Hard pass.