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Never EVER Tickle a Turkey : A Funny Rhyming, Read Aloud Picture Book Kindle Edition
As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this … we didn’t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here’s one stinky reason it’s not good:
And finally, the most serious reason,
And a stinky one to boot.
Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much,
The turkey’s gonna toot!
Not only that, but you shouldn’t trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn’t do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin.Also in the Never Ever Series:
Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile
Never Ever Race a Reindeer
Collect them all!
From the Publisher
- ASIN : B09JM3MFSY
- Publisher : Wallace Nhin (October 15, 2021)
- Publication date : October 15, 2021
- Language : English
- File size : 22905 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Not enabled
- Enhanced typesetting : Not Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Not Enabled
- Print length : 33 pages
- Lending : Enabled
- Best Sellers Rank: #51,913 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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Never Ever Tickle a Turkey has been formatted to be read in landscape mode (holding your device horizontally), where it takes up the entire screen width wise, with a bit of white rectangle above and below. Words and pictures display together on the screen like a traditional picture book open to two pages. A lot of self published Kindle authors can't be bothered to format their work and it displays like a mess with bits of text on one page and an image on a small part of the screen on another, so I always like to take the time to point out when authors care about their reader's experience and their own work enough to take the time to format it.