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Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Paperback – January 5, 2021
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Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here is the start of the drama:
Never, ever marry a mermaid,
That would not go well.
There’s something fishy about a mermaid,
That isn’t just the smell!
Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.
Also in the Never Ever Series:
Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile
Never Ever Dance With a Dinosaur
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- Publisher : Wallace Nhin (January 5, 2021)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 35 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1637310579
- ISBN-13 : 978-1637310571
- Item Weight : 4.3 ounces
- Dimensions : 8.5 x 0.09 x 8.5 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #929,649 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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There are very practical reasons why you should never ever marry a mermaid. It's hard to get the ring out of your scuba suit. Imagine trying to get married when the best man is a shark and tries to eat you. There are rhyming answers to this story that will have you rolling in the aisles.
Top reviews from other countries
Although some parts are somewhat funny, I feel like this story is too similar to other books I’ve read by other authors. Some of illustrations seem too close to Disney for my taste and would have liked to see a bit more originality.
I also find that this author creates stories similar to another author who writes about the same topics and feel like the ideas are borrowed and not nearly as well done.
Not a book I would recommend.