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Never Ever Upset a Unicorn : A Funny, Rhyming Read Aloud Story Kid's Picture Book Kindle Edition
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Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures!
But, here’s the thing … you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here’s just the start of the story:
Never EVER upset a unicorn,
Because there’s a proven link
Between a unicorn becoming upset,
And a unicorn kicking up a stink!
Learn all the reasons why it’s a bad thing to upset a unicorn, and more, in this brand new book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the best-selling author of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin.
Also in the Never Ever Series:
Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile
Never Ever Tickle a Turkey
Never Ever Shave a Santa
Never Ever Race a Reindeer
Never Ever Exercise an Elf
Collect them all!
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateJuly 27, 2021
- File size12181 KB
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Never EVER Lick a Llama | Never EVER Marry a Mermaid | Never EVER Upset a Unicorn | Never EVER Massage a Moose | Never EVER series | |
Rhyming read aloud | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Colorful illustrations | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Silly Story | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Product details
- ASIN : B09BDFW3JR
- Publisher : Wallace Nhin (July 27, 2021)
- Publication date : July 27, 2021
- Language : English
- File size : 12181 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Not enabled
- Enhanced typesetting : Not Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Not Enabled
- Lending : Enabled
- Best Sellers Rank: #103,890 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #57 in Children's Dinosaur Books (Kindle Store)
- #102 in Children's Nonfiction Animal Books
- #107 in Children's Dragon Stories
- Customer Reviews:
About the author

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Mary Nhin loves being the guinea pig for all her husband's kitchen creations. She is a mom of three boys, serial entrepreneur, and author. For 20 years, she has been serving families through her companies, Nhinja and Ninja Life Hacks. She has been awarded the Forty under 40 and Inc 5000. Her books have sold over 2 million copies worldwide. Email her at growgritpress@gmail.com and follow @marynhin on IG/FB.
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Unicorns hate lying. It makes them cry rainbow tears. Then...they turn grey and...start running...the rest I will let you find out. Happy Reading
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