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I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today by [Brian Asman]

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I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today Kindle Edition

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07PC1W4CW
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Eraserhead Press (February 27, 2019)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 27, 2019
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1833 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 57 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
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Brian Asman is the author of I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today from Eraserhead Press, Jailbroke, Nunchuck City, and Man, F*ck This House from Mutated Media. He's recently published short stories in the anthologies Breaking Bizarro, Welcome to the Splatter Club, and Lost Films, and edited the parody anthology Boinking Bizarro. He also writes comics for the anthology series Tales of Horrorgasm.

Based in San Diego, he has an MFA from UCR-Palm Desert and a Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers tattoo. He's represented by Dunham Literary, Inc. Max Booth III is his hype man.

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