This is the best movie of all time. No man can recreate Kevin James' masterful performance in this smart, witty, and heartfelt comedy starring Paul Blart, the best hero.
The story is out of this world! The villains are trying to pull off an art heist on Vegas (a totally original idea) in a hotel room with a wide-open door (genius) and Paul Blart has to stop them (like a hero). He goes through many hilarious adventures, like getting attacked by a bird or telling a woman that she's at fault for being sexually harassed, and is a completely relatable character! He's clumsy, mean, and cowardly, just like the rest of us!
This movie's visuals are out of this world! There's Cirque de Soleil, and, well, um, just take my word for it.
Kevin James is the perfect fit for Paul Blart, as a witty, confident guy playing a total weasel of a man. (Sarcasm aside, the acting's pretty good for some characters, such as his daughter or the main villain.)
This movie beats out even the Emoji Movie in terms of pure, comical entertainment at its finest. Whether you watch it while cosplaying as actual Paul Blart, or simply laughing at fart jokes with your soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend, this movie is a treat.