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About R.E. Vance
Ramy Vance is a Canadian who lives in Edinburgh with his wife, three-year-old kid and imaginary dog. He enjoys a beautiful city, whisky (Scottish spelling, not mine) and long walks. He writes kickass Urban Fantasy thrillers set in the GoneGod World (and elsewhere). Currently his greatest aspirations are writing more stories and finally get that real dog so he can have an excuse to go on even more long walks.
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Eight books and over 1400+ pages of magic and mayhem, action and humor fill this snarky urban fantasy boxed set.
Mythical creatures are real and the world is only now finding out.
All Frances wants is a simple, safe life.
Kidnapping the Phoenix was probably a bad move.
My name is Frances Church. Not the name you’d expect from someone on the run from the paranormal mob.
You know, ogres with machine guns, kind of mob.
But when the unborn ashes of the Phoenix ask for help, well, what’s a girl gonna do? I stole her urn from the mob and went on the run.
Now I'm hiding in small town Indiana, where I work as a medic for fantasical beasts. I should be safe here, right?
But the mob aren’t the only ones looking for the Phoenix.
An ancient evil is searching for her in hopes to usher in Armageddon.
Now I have a choice to make: abandon the Phoenix and run, or stop these supernatural bullies and beasts from harnessing the Phoenix’s magic for evil.
Like I said, what’s a girl gonna do?
Meet Frances, the latest hero in the GoneGod World. Frances a paranormal medic, treating the mythical creatures who now walk among us. If you love Mercy Thompson, Buffy or Katrina Darling, then you’ll absolutely love this unexpected heroine.
Mythical creatures are real, and the world is finding out what life without the gods’ protection looks like.
Discovering that your neighbor was once an evil, blood-sucking fiend tends to bring property values down…
After three hundred years of being a vampire, Katrina Darling has forgotten what it means to be human. One thing she does remember is that friends matter.
Kat’s only real friend has been ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow.
She should know. She used to be the monster plunging the blade in.
Now she's determined to find whoever—or whatever—killed her friend before more victims surface.
But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was.
Kat has a decision to make: Run and keep her monstrous past hidden, or avenge her friend and save the city from a merciless serial killer?
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Over 1600+ pages of magic and mayhem, action and humor fill this snarky urban fantasy boxed set.
A dangerous job, a pair of pint-sized familiars on her shoulders, a crush on a constellation...
No wonder Theo Apollonia’s relationship status just says, “It’s complicated.”
Snarky thief Theo Apollonia has life figured out: steal priceless artifacts—pay off her debts.
But when she and her familiars, Simon and Garfunkel, botch their most dangerous heist yet, they find themselves on the wrong side of a powerful demigod …
Turns out all the legends are true. Banished demigods really do hold grudges.
Now Theo must fight in an underground arena where mythical creatures battle to the death.
First rule of mythical Fight Club: everyone dies.
More is at stake than just the her life and the lives of her friends. If this arena is not destroyed, the world will wake to a dark new day… and an even darker new god.
Theo has a decision to make: Run to protect those she loves, or fight with the slim hope she can stop the apocalypse.
Over 1600+ pages of magic and mayhem, action and humor fill this snarky urban fantasy boxed set.
"They say revenge is best served cold...
Personally, I like mine served with a side of dragon fire."
All I ever wanted was to be an acrobat in the circus. Then my family was killed by vampires and plans changed.
I became a vigilante, instead.
I still perform. My dragon, Percy, and I take to the skies in the greatest show you've ever seen.
Seeing this sassy Kansas girl cracking whips on the back of a dragon sure does draw in a crowd. Not that I allow their adulations (and tips) stop me from seeking what I truly crave. Vengeance.
We’ve hunted down the murderous vampires to New Orleans.
Seems they’ve been up to horrible things since killing my parents... and if I don't stop them, no one will.
Time to set the vamps' world on fire.
If you ever wanted to know Buffy the Vampire Slayer would have been like if she owned a dragon, then Setting Fires with Dragons will blow you away.
"Mythology, satire, and brutal honesty. Vance delivers a knockout punch of fun and fearlessness in every last one of his books. Not only does he make you laugh, he makes you think. That's a rare combination that few authors ever achieve, and Vance does it splendidly." — John P. Logsdon, author of the Paranormal Police Department series.
What Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘Urban Fantasy at its best.’
★★★★★ ‘Irritatingly unputdownable.’
★★★★★ ‘Refreshing in its uniqueness.’
★★★★★ ‘Boy was this long overdue! I was just whining to my husband about how everyone seems to be working from the same book outline when this little gem popped up.’
★★★★★ ‘Great world building.’
★★★★★ ‘Really enjoyable story. I went directly to Book 2.’
★★★★★ ‘Genuine giggles on every page.’
★★★★★ ‘Oh I needed that ... Something different.’
★★★★★ ‘Ex-vampires, avatars, fae, and humans just trying to get along … Make time to sit down and read through in one sitting.’
Grab all four books in the thrilling Urban Fantasy series, Paradise Lost, for one low price, in this great value 1800+ pages box set!
First the gods left. Then the Others came.
Jean Matthias, ex-monster-killer, is now trying to help them adjust to this new godless world. Everyone from his past thinks he’s dead. In order to keep helping the displaced mythical creatures that now roam the world, he’s going to need it to stay that way.
Except-something is terrorizing the night. A murderous creature is unearthing parts of his past best left dead and buried. If the wrong people find out he’s still breathing, he'll be forced back into a life he died to escape.
And to make matters worse, if the creature isn't stopped, it might just trigger the apocalypse. Again.
Jean didn’t start this fight, but he’s damn sure going to end it.
If you like the Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson or want to read a throwback to Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then you’ll love the Paradise Lost Boxed Set.
"Mythology, satire, and brutal honesty. Vance delivers a knockout punch of fun and fearlessness in every last one of his books. Not only does he make you laugh, he makes you think. That's a rare combination that few authors ever achieve, and Vance does it splendidly." — John P. Logsdon, author of the Paranormal Police Department series. The Paradise Lost Boxed Set includes the following novel:
- GoneGod World (Keep Evolving - Book 1)
- Keep Evolving (Keep Evolving - Book 2)
- CrystalDreams (Keep Evolving - Book 3)
- Penemue's Inferno (Keep Evolving - Book 4) NEW RELEASE
What readers are saying about the series:
★★★★★ ‘Urban Fantasy at its best.’
★★★★★ ‘GoneGodDamn, I was completely charmed by this story.’
★★★★★ ‘Fun book along the lines of American Gods and Harry Dresden.’
★★★★★ ‘A new and refreshing take on a genre that I thought I'd read most permutations of.’
★★★★★ ‘Great world building.’
★★★★★ ‘A thoroughly enjoyable read with marvelous world-building. I am looking forward to reading the rest of the series.’
★★★★★ ‘To say that this set of books is unique, would be a vast understatement.’
★★★★★ ‘Loved, loved, loved this book! Immediately put myself on his email list so I wouldn't miss his next ones. Finally a fantasy book with a new premise. And it's a good one! Awesome book.’
★★★★★ ‘Excellent.’
★★★★★ ‘It's as if Borges' Book of Imaginary Beings married a graphic novel and had an action adventure baby in Neverwhere.’
★★★★★ ‘Easily a five plus star read.’
★★★★★ ‘I was immediately pulled into the gritty, beautiful world which Vance creates. The system of magic is simple and elegant.’
The Paradise Lost Boxed Set is the first 4 novels of the Keep Evolving Series and takes place in the GoneGod World...a unique setting of myths, magic and mischief.
...and some of those hells are deadlier than others.
Six years ago, Jean-Luc’s wife, Bella, died. He never thought he’d see her again, believe her gone forever.
Then she appeared at the entrance to Hell.
A literal Hell created by the twice-fallen angel Penemue. And what’s more - it seems that the fates of this fallen angel and Bella are now intertwined.
Jean-Luc must save Penemue to save Bella.
Now Jean-Luc must traverse the inner circles of Penemue’s personal Hell to save his best friend and dead wife. And to make things worse, it seems that this Hell isn’t just for Penemue.
The angel has rooms just for Jean-Luc. How generous.
Jean-Luc Matthias must find a way out of this literal Hell or everyone he ever truly cared about will die.
GoneGod World is a hilariously dark urban fantasy novel with an imaginative twist. If you like gritty worlds, reimagined mythology and shadowy mysteries, then you’ll love Ramy Vance’s divinely comedic adventure.
Go up and click Read Now or Download for FREE to enter a universe unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.
"Mythology, satire, and brutal honesty. Vance delivers a knockout punch of fun and fearlessness in every last one of his books. Not only does he make you laugh, he makes you think. That's a rare combination that few authors ever achieve, and Vance does it splendidly." — John P. Logsdon, author of the Paranormal Police Department series.
What Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘Urban Fantasy at its best.’
★★★★★ ‘Irritatingly unputdownable.’
★★★★★ ‘Refreshing in its uniqueness.’
★★★★★ ‘Wondrous characters....’
★★★★★ ‘Loved, loved, loved this book! Finally, a fantasy book with a new premise. And it's a good one! Awesome book.’
★★★★★ ‘It's as if Borges' Book of Imaginary Beings married a graphic novel and had an action adventure baby in Neverwhere.’
★★★★★ ‘I was immediately pulled into the gritty, beautiful world which Vance creates. The system of magic is simple and elegant.’
★★★★★ ‘Mythology and religion all mixed in together to form a story of true love and the strength of humanity. Love how the author combined all of it.
★★★★★ ‘A refreshing new idea I have not seen done before. I was not bored at any point. I could not put the book down until I finished it.’
★★★★★ ‘GoneGodDamn, I was completely charmed by this story.’
★★★★★ ‘A very funny story...’
The GoneGod World is a unique setting of myths, magic and mischief. But what is the GoneGod World?
Four years ago, the gods left. All of them. Their last message to humanity was "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck."
At first no one took them seriously.
Six books and over 1500+ pages of magic and mayhem, action and humor fill this snarky urban fantasy boxed set.
Mythical creatures are real, and the world is just finding out.
Discovering that your neighbor was once an evil, blood-sucking fiend tends to bring property values down.
Katrina Darling’s only real friend has been murdered. And not just murdered—ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow. She should know … she used to be the monster plunging the blade in.
Trouble is, after three hundred years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human.
One thing she does remember is that friends matter.
Now she's determined to find whoever—or whatever—killed her friend before more victims surface. But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was.
Kat has a decision to make: Run and keep her monstrous past hidden, or avenge her friend and save the city from a merciless serial killer.
If you like the Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson series or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you’ll be helplessly addicted to the Mortality Bites series.
"Mythology, satire, and brutal honesty. Vance delivers a knockout punch of fun and fearlessness in every last one of his books. Not only does he make you laugh, he makes you think. That's a rare combination that few authors ever achieve, and Vance does it splendidly." — John P. Logsdon, author of the Paranormal Police Department series.
What Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘Urban Fantasy at its best.’
★★★★★ ‘Irritatingly unputdownable.’
★★★★★ ‘Refreshing in its uniqueness.’
★★★★★ ‘Boy was this long overdue! I was just whining to my husband about how everyone seems to be working from the same book outline when this little gem popped up.’
★★★★★ ‘Great world building.’
★★★★★ ‘Really enjoyable story. I went directly to Book 2.’
★★★★★ ‘Genuine giggles on every page.’
★★★★★ ‘Oh I needed that ... Something different.’
★★★★★ ‘Ex-vampires, avatars, fae, and humans just trying to get along … Make time to sit down and read through in one sitting.’
The Mortality Bites Series takes place in the GoneGod World...a unique setting of myths, magic and mischief. But what is the GoneGod World?
Four years ago, the gods left. All of them. Their last message to humanity was "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck."
At first no one took them seriously. Until, that is, all the denizens of all the heavens and hells started showing up on people's doorsteps.
Creatures from every religion, mythology, folklore or fairytale now live among us, mortal and homeless. Trouble is, after eons of living forever, elves, dragons, dwarves, oni-demons, even friggin’ Medusa aren't very good at being mortal.
Welcome to the GoneGod World...
He was wrong.
The world almost ended—twice. Both times Jean-Luc lost someone he loved.
Alone and depressed, he wants nothing more than to start over and leave this crappy GoneGod World to tick on without him.
Then Sinbad the Sailor walks into his hotel lobby.
Sinbad is a six-year-old girl.
And she's on a mission. Jean-Luc is drawn into a complex, devious plot designed to fuel hatred between humans and the mythical creatures now living among us.
Sinbad’s mission could save everyone.
At the heart of it is a power struggle between a racist politician, an ex-god turned do-gooder and activist, and an infamous arms dealer by the name of Mr. Cain (yup—that Cain).
Jean-Luc Matthias must help this childish Sinbad on her impossible mission or the world will be drawn into an endless war unlike anything seen in Heaven, Hell or on Earth.
GoneGod World is a hilariously dark urban fantasy novel with an imaginative twist. If you like gritty worlds, reimagined mythology and shadowy mysteries, then you’ll love Ramy Vance’s divinely comedic adventure.
Go up and click Read Now or Download for FREE to enter a universe unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.
"Mythology, satire, and brutal honesty. Vance delivers a knockout punch of fun and fearlessness in every last one of his books. Not only does he make you laugh, he makes you think. That's a rare combination that few authors ever achieve, and Vance does it splendidly." — John P. Logsdon, author of the Paranormal Police Department series.
What Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘Urban Fantasy at its best.’
★★★★★ ‘Irritatingly unputdownable.’
★★★★★ ‘Refreshing in its uniqueness.’
★★★★★ ‘Wondrous characters....’
★★★★★ ‘Loved, loved, loved this book! Finally, a fantasy book with a new premise. And it's a good one! Awesome book.’
★★★★★ ‘It's as if Borges' Book of Imaginary Beings married a graphic novel and had an action adventure baby in Neverwhere.’
★★★★★ ‘I was immediately pulled into the gritty, beautiful world which Vance creates. The system of magic is simple and elegant.’
★★★★★ ‘Mythology and religion all mixed in together to form a story of true love and the strength of humanity. Love how the author combined all of it.
★★★★★ ‘A refreshing new idea I have not seen done before. I was not bored at any point. I could not put the book down until I finished it.’
★★★★★ ‘GoneGodDamn, I was completely charmed by this story.’
★★★★★ ‘A very funny story...’
The GoneGod World is a unique setting of myths, magic and mischief. But what is the GoneGod World?
Four years ago, the gods left. All of them.
Superheroes, yuck …
What’s the expression again? “With great power comes a great pain in my ass.” And in a world where just about everything but superheroes exists, the last thing I expected to see was one flying around the park behind my dorm.
I mean, isn’t it enough that this GoneGod world is filled with ghosts and demons, angels and valkyries, pixies and dragons? Do we really need souped-up humans, too? Come on!
But that’s just the thing: superheroes don’t exist. Or at least, they shouldn’t. So when all sorts of superheroes start popping up on campus, fighting amongst themselves with such ferocity that they’re threatening the city, I have to don my own mask and cowl to figure out what’s going on.
I’m Katrina Darling, a three-hundred-year-old ex-vampire who believes in ghosts, but not superheroes.
Orphaned Follies, Book 4:
Never meet your heroes.
But that’s exactly what my fae roommate Deirdre wanted to do: meet her hero, the human Professor Oighrig End. Turns out the professor was speaking at some exclusive event, and me being a sucker, I went with her.
It wasn’t like I had anything better to do. I was fighting with my boyfriend, I hated my life and I was so severely depressed that all I really wanted to do was curl up in the fetal position and cry. Getting out would be good for me.
But then someone had to go murder the human professor. And because of a massive snowstorm, we were literally locked in a building with his killer. What did Sherlock Holmes always say when faced with a mystery? “The game’s afoot.”
I don’t know about games. I do know that I really wish I had gone with my initial instincts and stayed in bed.
I’m Katrina Darling, a three-hundred-year-old ex-vampire who really wishes she’d read more Agatha Christie in her long, long life.
If you like the Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then you’ll be helplessly addicted to the Mortality Bites series.
"Mythology, satire, and brutal honesty. Vance delivers a knockout punch of fun and fearlessness in every last one of his books. Not only does he make you laugh, he makes you think. That's a rare combination that few authors ever achieve, and Vance does it splendidly." — John P. Logsdon, author of the Paranormal Police Department series.
What Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘Urban Fantasy at its best.’
★★★★★ ‘Irritatingly unputdownable.’
★★★★★ ‘Refreshing in its uniqueness.’
★★★★★ ‘Boy was this long overdue! I was just whining to my husband about how everyone seems to be working from the same book outline when this little gem popped up.’
★★★★★ ‘Great world building.’
★★★★★ ‘Really enjoyable story. I went directly to Book 2.’
★★★★★ ‘Genuine giggles on every page.’
★★★★★ ‘Oh I needed that ... Something different.
Discovering that your neighbor was once an evil, blood-sucking fiend tends to bring property values down.
Katrina Darling’s only real friend has been murdered. And not just murdered—ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow. She should know … she used to be the monster plunging the blade in.
Trouble is, after three hundred years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human.
One thing she does remember is that friends matter.
Now she's determined to find whoever—or whatever—killed her friend before more victims surface. But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was.
Kat has a decision to make: Run and keep her monstrous past hidden, or avenge her friend and save the city from a merciless serial killer.
If you like the Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then you’ll be helplessly addicted to the Mortality Bites series.
"Mythology, satire, and brutal honesty. Vance delivers a knockout punch of fun and fearlessness in every last one of his books. Not only does he make you laugh, he makes you think. That's a rare combination that few authors ever achieve, and Vance does it splendidly." — John P. Logsdon, author of the Paranormal Police Department series.
What Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘Urban Fantasy at its best.’
★★★★★ ‘Irritatingly unputdownable.’
★★★★★ ‘Refreshing in its uniqueness.’
★★★★★ ‘Boy was this long overdue! I was just whining to my husband about how everyone seems to be working from the same book outline when this little gem popped up.’
★★★★★ ‘Great world building.’
★★★★★ ‘Really enjoyable story. I went directly to Book 2.’
★★★★★ ‘Genuine giggles on every page.’
★★★★★ ‘Oh I needed that ... Something different.’
★★★★★ ‘Ex-vampires, avatars, fae, and humans just trying to get along… Make time to sit down and read through in one sitting.’
The Mortality Bites Series takes place in the GoneGod World... an inspiring and unique setting of myths, magic and mischief. But what is the GoneGod World?
Four years ago, the gods left. All of them. Their last message to humanity was "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck."
At first no one took them seriously. Until, that is, all the denizens of all the heavens and hells started showing up on people's doorsteps.
Creatures from every religion, mythology, folklore or fairytale now live among us, mortal and homeless. Trouble is, after eons of living forever, elves, dragons, dwarves, oni-demons, even friggin’ Medusa aren't very good at being mortal.
Welcome to the GoneGod World...where myths are real and mortality bites.
…Or rather, ATDs: Apocalypses of Total Destruction.
Jean-Luc Matthias is a struggling human hotelier who promised to help the wayward mythical creatures adjust to life in this new GoneGod World.
It's a promise that just might get him killed.
In the past year, his hotel was blown up, his best friend (an alcoholic angel) picked a fight with a myth-hating gang and, oh yeah, the world almost ended—again.
But things are finally starting to look up. His hotel was also just been booked for the biggest blowout event of the century and…
He’s got a date with Medusa.
Yeah, that Medusa. And despite legend, she’s gorgeous.
Sadly, good fortune takes a turn for the worse when one of his demigod guests accidentally sets off an end-of-the-world, everyone-dies-in-flames apocalypse…
Now Jean-Luc is about to face off against Ragnarok, Revelations and a creature he’s pretty sure is the Kraken.
GoneGod World is a hilariously dark urban fantasy novel with an imaginative twist. If you like gritty worlds, reimagined mythology and shadowy mysteries, then you’ll love Ramy Vance’s divinely comedic adventure.
Go up and click Read Now or Download for FREE to enter a universe unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.
"Mythology, satire, and brutal honesty. Vance delivers a knockout punch of fun and fearlessness in every last one of his books. Not only does he make you laugh, he makes you think. That's a rare combination that few authors ever achieve, and Vance does it splendidly." — John P. Logsdon, author of the Paranormal Police Department series.
What Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘Urban Fantasy at its best.’
★★★★★ ‘Irritatingly unputdownable.’
★★★★★ ‘Refreshing in its uniqueness.’
★★★★★ ‘Wondrous characters....’
★★★★★ ‘Loved, loved, loved this book! Finally, a fantasy book with a new premise. And it's a good one! Awesome book.’
★★★★★ ‘It's as if Borges' Book of Imaginary Beings married a graphic novel and had an action adventure baby in Neverwhere.’
★★★★★ ‘I was immediately pulled into the gritty, beautiful world which Vance creates. The system of magic is simple and elegant.’
★★★★★ ‘Mythology and religion all mixed in together to form a story of true love and the strength of humanity. Love how the author combined all of it.
★★★★★ ‘A refreshing new idea I have not seen done before. I was not bored at any point. I could not put the book down until I finished it.’
★★★★★ ‘GoneGodDamn, I was completely charmed by this story.’
★★★★★ ‘A very funny story...’
The GoneGod World is a unique setting of myths, magic and mischief.
Stalkers, souls and sacrifice …
And to think, all Kat wanted was to curl up under her duvet and watch Legally Blonde.
After killing three dead gods—again—you’d think I’d get a break. Some time off to lick my wounds in a very cat-like fashion. But my stalker has other plans.
And after discovering who my stalker is—or rather, was—I miss the good old days when my enemies were dead gods and world armies.
My name is Katrina Darling, and my stalker just had to be one of the most powerful creatures in all of creation, didn’t he?
Encantado Dreams, Book 8:
Katrina Darling hasn’t been back for the start of the semester, leaving a void in her seat and in her boyfriend’s heart.
Luckily for both, I’m a shapeshifter who specializes in pretending to be a long-lost lover. And Justin is just too yummy to not indulge in.
But when you’re a 500-year-old shapeshifter who’s broken her fair share of happy homes, you tend to make enemies. And one of my mine just showed up, making things a bit more complicated than I’d like.
My name is Isabella Ramirez, and what was supposed to be a harmless little fling has turned into something far more deadly.
If you like the Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then you’ll be helplessly addicted to the Mortality Bites series.
"Mythology, satire, and brutal honesty. Vance delivers a knockout punch of fun and fearlessness in every last one of his books. Not only does he make you laugh, he makes you think. That's a rare combination that few authors ever achieve, and Vance does it splendidly." — John P. Logsdon, author of the Paranormal Police Department series.
What Amazon readers are saying:
★★★★★ ‘Urban Fantasy at its best.’
★★★★★ ‘Irritatingly unputdownable.’
★★★★★ ‘Refreshing in its uniqueness.’
★★★★★ ‘Boy was this long overdue! I was just whining to my husband about how everyone seems to be working from the same book outline when this little gem popped up.’
★★★★★ ‘Great world building.’
★★★★★ ‘Really enjoyable story. I went directly to Book 2.’
★★★★★ ‘Genuine giggles on every page.’
★★★★★ ‘Oh I needed that ... Something different.’
★★★★★ ‘Ex-vampires, avatars, fae, and humans just trying to get along… Make time to sit down and read through in one sitting.’
The Mortality Bites Series takes place in the GoneGod World... an inspiring and unique setting of myths, magic and mischief. But what is the GoneGod World?
Four years ago, the gods left. All of them. Their last message to humanity was "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck."
At first no one took them seriously. Until, that is, all the denizens of all the heavens and hells started showing up on people's doorsteps.
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