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About Rick Gualtieri
Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again.
Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!
Connect with him at:
Website and newsletter - www.rickgualtieri.com
Facebook - facebook.com/RickGualtieriAuthor
Twitter - twitter.com/RickGualtieri
Or feel free to drop him a line at rickg@rickgualtieri.com
Don't be shy. Unlike the creatures in his novels, he doesn't bite. :)
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Blog postI've been waiting for this movie for some time, the likely conclusion (albeit not set in stone) of Legendary's Monsterverse, first established with 2014's Godzilla, which, of course, served to wash away the bad taste left by Tristar's 1997 abomination. That all said, let's leave a bit of courtesy spoiler space for anyone stumbling upon this and not wanting to know what's to come.
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Blog postLet's face facts, vampires are everywhere in the book world. They're in Urban Fantasy, Horror, Comedy, Horror Comedy, Romance, Thrillers, Suspense, Young Adult, and all sorts of other genres that make great search engine keywords for articles like this.
As such, people often ask, "Rick, as a vampire author" what are the top vampire novels you think I should read before I pass from this mortal coil?"
It's a great and terrible burden to have foisted upo1 year ago Read more -
Blog postIt's almost time for EVERYDAY HORRORS (Bill of the Dead 2) to launch.
And to help celebrate the mood, I figured a little fun was in order. You already know how you died in the Tome of Bill, as well as what your vampire name would be. Now discover who you would be if you had chosen the other side. It's time to be recruited into the ranks of THE FEET!
Click on the chart below to enlarge it and discover exactly how you bit the big one in the Tome of Bill series!2 years ago Read more -
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Blog postSo, you finally made it into a book series. Awesome!
Less awesome is the fact that, well, unlike your expectations, you're not really the star. In fact, you might actually be little more than an expendable extra.
But hey, if you gotta go, then you might as well go out in a blaze of glory or ... err ... donkey punching.
Anyway...
Click on the chart below to enlarge it and discover exactly how you bit the big one in the Tome of Bill series!4 years ago Read more -
Blog postYou might recall that in 2015 I finished a total rebrand of the Tome of Bill series. The goal then was simple: I had good covers, but I didn't have good series covers. I worked with Mallory Rock to make it happen and she delivered in spades.
Well, it's been 3 years since then. The ToB books have sold a lot of copies with those "new" covers and all was well with the world.
So why change again, now?
It's simple. 3 years is a long time in the book b4 years ago Read more -
Blog postI am pleased to offer you a small taste of things to come for my new novel:
GET BENT! (the Hybrid of High Moon book 1)
THEY SAY I'M AN ABOMINATION.
I SAY WORDS HURT ... BUT NOT AS MUCH AS MY FISTS.
My name is Tamara Bentley, Bent to my friends, and I’m not supposed to exist. I was born of the forbidden union between a witch and a werewolf, and they’ve been trying their damnedest to hide my existence ever since.
But now my secret is out,4 years ago Read more -
Blog postDEVIL HUNTERS, the long-awaited sequel to Bigfoot Hunters is here!
Deep in the woods, mankind is the endangered species.
Derek Jenner, the Crypto-Hunter, is back! Something is terrorizing the inhabitants of the Garden State, leaving a trail of missing persons and mutilated bodies in its wake. All signs point to the Jersey Devil, a creature long considered a hoax even in the cryptozoological community. Desperate for answers, the authorities summon Derek and his team to i4 years ago Read more -
Blog postI'm pleased to announce that soon you'll get a chance to enjoy the story of Bill Ryder as you've never see him before.
Introducing:
BILL THE VAMPIRE - THE COMIC BOOK
or Graphic Novel for those of you too "cool" to read comic books. Whatever floats your boat.
ISSUE 1 - A PARTY TO DIE FOR - is coming soon to Amazon.com, Comixology, and Print.
Bill Ryder has a blind date with destiny in the form of a voluptuous piece of eye-4 years ago Read more -
Blog postWhile I can't exactly call it a theme with my Christmas presents this year, I did receive a couple of gifts aimed at either virtual reality or augmented reality. So I figured I'd so what anyone with a self-serving blog would do ... review them in a manner that's aimed at causing maximum ire.
STAR TREK BRIDGE CREW
I received a download code for Star Trek Bridge Crew for the Sony Playstation VR, an add-on system that's been somewhat underused since we got it last year. What bett4 years ago Read more -
Blog postIf you follow me on Facebook or Team Twat-Waffle you've probably heard me talking about wanting to increase my branded non-book offerings ... aka swag as it's known in convention circles. And believe me, I'm hard at work looking to expand my current meager offerings (although those of you who were at Con Carolinas have gotta admit the Cursed Dice were way cool.)
Well, I just got in a batch of custom 8GB USB Flash Drives from USB Memory Direct and I have to say I'm seriously digging5 years ago Read more -
Blog postHalloween is supposed to be terrifying, but some of us prefer our terror with a side of laughter. For those who like a good chuckle right before the masked killer steps out from behind the tree and takes them out for good we have a special treat this year...
Ten books for under a buck each. We're talking:
Fat Vampire by Johnny B. Truant
Hell's Tittie's by Robert Bevan and Steve Wetherell
Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 1 by John G. Hartness
Shoot5 years ago Read more -
Blog postMIDNITE'S DAUGHTER, a manga-inspired fantasy adventure here!
Check out a small sample chapter below....
A Child of Two Worlds - Belonging to Neither, Dangerous to Both.
All Kisaki really wants is to belong *somewhere*, but there are few places half demons can safely call home. Raised in isolation within the celestial palace, she longs to escape and explore the strange planet below - Earth. So when an opportunity presents itself, she takes it, inadvert5 years ago Read more -
Blog postThe ship is nice looking ... but not funnyI watched the premiere of The Orville last night, Fox's attempt at a comedic Star Trek take off - not dissimilar to what Galaxy Quest did, but in TV form.
It was pretty good. I'll definitely be tuning in again. However, I can't help but feel they missed a ton of opportunity to make what was a good show into a great one.
I think the biggest miss there was in the rather light sprinkling of comedy, which was amusing at times but ne5 years ago Read more -
Blog postI'm pleased to announce that LYCAN MOON, a new dark fantasy adventure by yours truly and Ruby Cruz, is almost here!
Coming Aug 11th. Available for Pre-Order from Amazon.com now. Check out a small sample chapter below....
Rowan Sinclair has trained for a life in the shadows. As a member of the Guild, she's vowed to mercilessly hunt werewolves or die trying. But when one approaches her, claiming to know her missing father's fate, she decides to do the unthinkable - work w5 years ago Read more -
Blog postSo, you want to be "recruited" into Village Coven so you can hang with Bill, Sally, and all of their friends? Well, there's two problems.
1) You're alive.
2) You need a cool coven name.
Assuming some vampire decides to take pity on your blood-filled self and relieve you of that first part, you still gotta work on number 2.
But, fortunately for you, here's your handy dandy guide to solving that dilemma for all of eternity.5 years ago Read more -
Blog postIt's about time for me to crawl out of my cave and be social again and I have a pretty good venue coming up to do it at.
I'll be at Con Carolinas next week. It's being held June 2 - 4 at the Hilton Charlotte University Place (their spelling not mine).
Because who wouldn't want to buy stuff from this guy?In addition to hawking my books along with my near illegible autograph in the vendor area for the entire weekend, I'll be participating in several panels and event5 years ago Read more -
Blog postFellow author and all around cool dude, Robert Bevan, recently posted a blog entry on exactly why those wondering what kind of Dungeon Master he is would have to keep on wondering.
Interestingly enough, his post on the subject pretty much coincided with my return to the other side of the gaming screen after over two decades of life as a mere player.
Why the long absence of allowing my ego to run wild as god of my own world, surrounded by minions put there for no other r5 years ago Read more -
Blog postI just finished watching the first season of Iron Fist on Netflix, aka another lost weekend spent staring slack-jawed at my TV. That brings me up to speed with all 4 shows and 5 seasons of the Marvel Netflix Universe. Yeah yeah, technically these, the movies, and Agents of Shield all exist in the same universe, but let's face facts, that's on paper only as there seems to be little chance of either of the two others acknowledging any of these shows whatsoever. Don't get me wrong5 years ago Read more
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Blog postTHE LAST COVEN - The Tome of Bill 8 - is coming FEB 10 to all major ebook platforms. It's the end of this crazy road, so to speak. To help celebrate the grand finale, I've been posting short stories detailing snippets from the lives of various characters from series. And finally, here we are, at the big cheese himself...
I hope you've enjoyed these small side journeys. I've had a lot of fun writing them.
-The below story takes place concurrent with Part1 of The La5 years ago Read more -
Blog postThe Last Coven - The Tome of Bill 8 - is coming FEB 10 to all major ebook platforms. It's the end of this crazy road, so to speak. To help celebrate this grand finale, I'll be posting short stories detailing snippets from the lives of various characters from series. We've heard from Bill, Sally, and Sheila. Now it's time to get inside the head of some of the others, and let them take center stage for a few moments.
-The below story takes place immediately following past5 years ago Read more -
Blog postThe Last Coven - The Tome of Bill 8 - is coming FEB 10 to all major ebook platforms. It's the end of this crazy road, so to speak. To help celebrate this grand finale, I'll be posting short stories detailing snippets from the lives of various characters from series. We've heard from Bill, Sally, and Sheila. Now it's time to get inside the head of some of the others, and let them take center stage for a few moments.
-The below story takes place approximately 730 years bef5 years ago Read more -
Blog postThe Last Coven - The Tome of Bill 8 - is coming FEB 10 to all major ebook platforms. It's the end of this crazy road, so to speak. To help celebrate this grand finale, I'll be posting short stories detailing snippets from the lives of various characters from series. We've heard from Bill, Sally, and Sheila. Now it's time to get inside the head of some of the others, and let them take center stage for a few moments.
-The below story takes place immediately following the e5 years ago Read more -
Blog postThey say there are two types of people in this world - those who are awesome enough to selflessly bake cookies to share with their friends, and then there are the assholes who contribute nothing to society but eating those cookies and casting baleful judgement upon them.
This is a tale from the latter.
Every year, my wife goes to a Christmas Cookie swap party, and every year I wait eagerly for the tribute she returns with. This year the bounty was plentiful. But I6 years ago Read more -
Blog postThe Last Coven - The Tome of Bill 8 - is coming FEB 10 to all major ebook platforms. It's the end of this crazy road, so to speak. To help celebrate this grand finale, I'll be posting short stories detailing snippets from the lives of various characters from series. We've heard from Bill, Sally, and Sheila. Now it's time to get inside the head of some of the others, and let them take center stage for a few moments.
-The below story takes place roughly halfway between Hol6 years ago Read more -
Blog postThe Last Coven - The Tome of Bill 8 - is coming FEB 10 to all major ebook platforms. It's the end of this crazy road, so to speak. To help celebrate this grand finale, I'll be posting short stories detailing snippets from the lives of various characters from series. We've heard from Bill, Sally, and Sheila. Now it's time to get inside the head of some of the others, and let them take center stage for a few moments.
-The below story takes place roughly halfway betwe6 years ago Read more
Titles By Rick Gualtieri
ONE GEEK STUCK IN A WORLD OF HURT.
Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder isn’t having a great day. His girlfriend is lost in another dimension, his apartment’s been staked out by werewolves, and to top it all off he’s flat broke.
Too bad there’s no rest for the wicked. Monstrous beasts of biblical proportions have been unleashed upon the world, leaving Bill with a mighty big question – how the hell is one poor-ass vamp supposed to stop something the size of a battleship?
All’s not lost, though. With a magic hammer by his side along with friends too stupid to quit, Bill will have to pierce the veil and explore a strange new world for answers. Success will mean saving everyone he knows, including his lost love. If he fails, however, it’ll be far more than just his credit rating that’s left in ruins.
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Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder is back in the latest novel of Bill of the Dead by bestselling urban fantasy author Rick Gualtieri.
If you enjoy Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Orlando Sanchez, or Shane Silvers, then click Buy Now or Read for Free to dive neck-first into this side-splitting world of horror hilarity today.
IT’S A LOT FOR ONE GIRL TO SHOULDER.
Tamara Bentley thought rescuing her parents from the fairy queen would be enough – that she could go back to college and resume her life. Pity for her that reality has other plans, especially since it’s on the verge of collapsing.
Demonic entities are destroying the portals linking Earth to the multiverse. When the last one falls, all life as we know it will end. Sadly, with each connection severed, the supernatural beings of our world grow weaker. As their power fades, so too does their chances of stopping this cataclysm once and for all.
Tamara will need to muster both her strength and burgeoning magic to make one last stand, but it won’t be easy. The forces marshalled against her grow stronger with each passing day. If even an army of witches and werewolves can’t defeat them, what hope does one girl have against an unstoppable tide of evil?
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Bent, Not Broken is book four of the Hybrid of High Moon series, an action packed entre of Urban Fantasy with a side order of humor.
If you're a fan of tough as nails heroines from the likes of K.F. Breene, Annette Marie, or Shayne Silvers, then click READ NOW and get to know Tamara Bentley.
Dateless dork Bill Ryder never suspected it would take death to make his life a hell of a lot more interesting, but then he met a girl to die for - so he did.
Now he’s a vampire, surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and much cooler than he is. They’re giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn’t give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.
Bill isn’t exactly average, though. A vamp like him hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that makes him too obnoxious to quit. Good thing, too, because he’ll need all the help he can get if he doesn’t want to end up even deader than last time.
Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty monsters, gory mishaps, and an unlikely hero who, fangs or not, is still at the bottom of the food chain.
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Bill The Vampire is book one of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.
If you're a fan of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Michael Anderle, K.F. Breene, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for a bloody good time with this side-splitting tale of horror comedy.
Click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE to start flying your vampire geek flag today.
Note: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and enough four-letter words to fill a dump truck.The complete Tome of Bill series order:
- Bill the Vampire (book 1)
- Scary Dead Things (book 2)
- The Mourning Woods (book 3)
- Holier Than Thou (book 4)
- Sunset Strip (series adventure)
- Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)
- Half A Prayer (book 6)
- The Wicked Dead (book 7)
- Shining Fury (series adventure)
- The Last Coven (book 8)
Also be sure to check out the sequel series - Bill of the Dead.
Lately, everything Tamara Bentley touches seems to turn to crap. Her best friend is missing, she was forced to kill her favorite aunt ... and her parents have been kidnapped by the queen of the fairies. It’s enough to give a person a complex.
Too bad there’s no time to drown her sorrows. She’s got two warring factions to contend with. Neither the witches nor the werewolves like her, much less respect her, but somehow she needs to rally them to her cause if she’s to have any chance of rescuing her parents.
That might be the least of her worries, though. A dark force has been unleashed and it’s dead set on introducing her to a whole new world of hurt. Tamara will have to dig deeper than ever before to stop its plan, save her parents, and face off against a freaking goddess. No pressure there, right?
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Bent on Destruction is book three of the Hybrid of High Moon series, a multi-dimensional can of whoop-ass urban fantasy with a side of humor.
If you're a fan of the tough as nails heroines from K.F. Breene, Annette Marie, Shannon Mayer, or Shayne Silvers, then you're going to love Tamara "Bent" Bentley.
Bill Ryder’s past and present are about to collide. His girlfriend’s been marked for death by the immortal temptress who wants him. One’s a witch and the other’s a vampire, which means the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim to none.
It’s bad enough Bill’s too distracted by evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves to put a stop to it, but now something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson – a harbinger of biblical proportions, forewarning of dark times to come.
With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, Bill will need to choose between his friends, his feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there’s little hope of saving everyone he holds dear from the carnage that’s about to punch him and his love life right in the moby dick.
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Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder is back in the latest chapter of the Bill of the Dead saga by bestselling horror-comedy author Rick Gualtieri.
If you enjoy Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Domino Finn, or Shane Silvers, then click Buy Now or Read for Free to plunge into this side-splitting world of hilarious terror today.
Born of supernatural monsters. Hunted by her enemies. Ready to kick ass.
Secrets are hard to keep in a town like High Moon, especially the one hanging over Tamara Bentley’s head like the sword of Damocles. Her mother’s a witch and her father’s a werewolf. The blood of two ancient races flows through her veins. Pity that they hate each other’s guts.
When the leader of the wolf pack finds out what she is, he decides she’s an abomination that needs to die – even if it means slaughtering everyone who gets in his way. Too bad for him she’s not willing to go down without a fight.
His army of werewolves is terrifying enough, but now they’re about to become even more powerful thanks to a rare lunar event. Tamara will need to call upon every last ounce of her strength if she wants to survive the night, protect her home, and stop the rampage before it carves a bloody path through everything she’s ever cared about.
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From Rick Gualtieri, the author of Bill The Vampire, comes a new urban fantasy series with a kick ass heroine, tons of magical mayhem, and healthy dose of attitude.
If you're a fan of K.F. Breene, Annette Marie, Shannon Mayer, Deborah Wilde, or Shayne Silvers, then click READ NOW and dive into the world of GET BENT!
Five years ago, dateless dork Bill Ryder somehow saved the world, banishing magic and monsters to the shadows. He thought it was over, that he was finished with that life. Too bad for him, shit’s about to get surreal again.
Now the impossible has happened. His goddaughter is conjuring fireballs from thin air and two vampires have shown up at his doorstep looking to kick his ass.
A crazed group of ex-wizards are hell-bent on forcing the door between worlds open, intent on letting the nightmares back in, and only Bill and his friends stand in their way.
Join him in this hilarious tale of a world teetering on the brink of anarchy and the unlikely hero who’s not afraid to look the madness in the eye and flip it both fingers.
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Bill the vampire is back in Strange Days – Bill of the Dead 1 – the eagerly awaited sequel to the Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.
If you like Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Orlando A. Sanchez, K.F. Breene, or Hunter Blain, then you're in for a hell of a good time with Bill of the Dead.
Click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE and get ready to die laughing TODAY.And if you haven’t already, be sure to check out the complete Tome of Bill series:
- Bill the Vampire (book 1)
- Night Stalker (series adventure)
- Scary Dead Things (book 2)
- The Mourning Woods (book 3)
- Holier Than Thou (book 4)
- Sunset Strip (series adventure)
- Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)
- Half A Prayer (book 6)
- The Wicked Dead (book 7)
- Shining Fury (series adventure)
- The Last Coven (book 8)
Bill Ryder is having a hell of a week. Magic is back, one of his friends has been entombed in solid rock, and he once again has no pulse to speak of.
Too bad it’s about to get worse. Something is hunting vampires in New York City. A smarmy wizard has been called in to investigate, one with skeletons in his closet and eyes for Bill’s girlfriend. All the while, Neolithic horrors not seen since the dawn of time are reappearing, wreaking havoc wherever they step.
Bill will need to rally his friends, both new and old, if he’s to have any chance of turning the creeping tide of chaos threatening to drown his city. But it won’t be easy. The balance of power in the supernatural hierarchy has been upended, and all the attitude in the world might not be enough to fix it.
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Bill Ryder is back in Everyday Horrors – Bill of the Dead 2 – by Rick Gualtieri, the creepy uncle of vampire comedy.
If you enjoy the snark of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Michael Anderle, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for one hell of a bloody fun ride in this humorous fantasy series.
Half Witch, Half Werewolf, ALL Attitude.
Tamara Bentley’s back and she has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to stop the supernatural cold war that’s been brewing between the witches and werewolves surrounding her home of High Moon, Pennsylvania. But it won’t be easy.
Someone is dead set on screwing it all up. Not only do they want to put an end to the fragile peace before it can even begin, but they’re looking to shift the balance of power by blowing open the gates that protect the world from the things that lie beyond.
After a surprise attack leaves both sides crippled, Tamara and her friends are the only ones left who can stop their dark plans from coming to fruition. Too bad they’re outgunned and outnumbered. Even Tamara’s unique heritage might not be enough to save her home, her family, and everything she holds dear before Hell itself is unleashed upon the Earth.
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Bent Outta Shape is book two of the Hybrid of High Moon urban fantasy series by best selling author Rick Gualtieri.
If you enjoy the kick-ass heroines, paranormal mayhem, and humorous snark of K.F. Breene, Annette Marie, Deborah Wilde, or Shayne Silvers, then you’re in for one hell of a wild ride.
There are reasons we fear the night. He’s not one of them.
This omnibus contains the first FOUR books of the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series - over 1000 pages of kick-ass action, humor, and snark.
Recently turned vampire Bill Ryder is having a hard time taking this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad the ancient horrors lurking in the shadows don’t particularly like his attitude. Now he’s got a choice: step up and face his destiny or get trampled into dust. Needless to say, Bill’s death just made his life a hell of a lot more interesting.
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BILL THE VAMPIRE (Book 1)
Bill Ryder was a dateless geek until he met a girl to die for. So he did. Now he’s a vampire. But, fangs or not, he’s still at the bottom of the food chain – surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and way cooler than he is. Join Bill in this hilarious tale of immortal monsters and the man who's not afraid to flip them all off, even if it gets him killed - again.
SCARY DEAD THINGS (Book 2)
One of the most powerful vampires on Earth wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. It’s not clear which fate is worse. All the while, new and powerful forces are emerging from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing Bill’s luck, do you even have to ask?
THE MOURNING WOODS (Book 3)
A war is brewing between the vampires and sasquatches, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Now the vampire nation has dispatched Bill Ryder to broker peace, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Sadly, some of his allies do too.
HOLIER THAN THOU (Book 4)
On the eve of war, The Icon - legendary enemy of the vampire race - has arisen. There's just one small catch: Bill’s in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and he’s caught smack dab in the middle of it. Now he’s in a race to save the woman fated to destroy him. Talk about being damned if you do.
Join Bill in these side-splitting tales of myths, monsters, and foul-mouthed mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, or The Montague & Strong Case Files then you're in for a bloody good time with this vampire comedy.
Click READ NOW to enjoy the first four books of this complete series TODAY.
And don't forget to check out the Tome of Bill Series - Books 5-8 for more of Bill's adventures.
There are reasons we fear the night. He STILL isn’t one of them.
This omnibus contains the final FOUR books of the bestselling Tome of Bill series - over 2000 pages of kick-ass action and geeky humor.
A supernatural war, an ancient goddess, and being marked for death by the woman he loves. Gamer geek turned vampire Bill Ryder really doesn’t need this shit in his life right now. Too bad fate’s not about to give him the day off.
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GODDAMNED FREAKY MONSTERS (Book 5)
Three months have passed since Bill Ryder mysteriously disappeared. Now he’s back and just in time. The last remnant of a long dead cult is about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times. Bill’s only chance is to muster every last bit of attitude he can. Because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just a saying.
HALF A PRAYER (Book 6)
An unstoppable terror has awoken deep underground and it’s headed Bill’s way. To make matters worse, he’s been deemed a traitor by the vampire race. Now he finds himself fighting off enemies from all sides while warring with his feelings for the woman he loves. Talk about a lousy time for introspection. As the world crumbles around him, Bill must rise to his destiny – because if he doesn’t, his love life will be the least of his worries.
THE WICKED DEAD (Book 7)
Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a bunch of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch. Dispatched to the vampire stronghold in Boston, Bill must confront the invincible undead warlord he’s destined to face. If he fails, an unquenchable evil will destroy everything he knows and loves. Why can’t the end of the world ever be easy?
THE LAST COVEN (Book 8)
A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a dire prophecy. Needless to say, Bill Ryder’s got a lot on his plate. It’s finally time for him to master his powers, sort out his relationship woes, and figure out how to survive his date with destiny. Because if he can’t get his act together, the curtain will fall and mankind will be forever plunged into everlasting darkness.
Join Bill in these must-read tales of myths, mayhem, and foul-mouthed laughs. If you enjoy Jim Butcher, Shayne Silvers, or K.F. Breene then you're in for a bloody good time.
Click READ NOW and dive into this complete vampire comedy series today.
For five years my life has been a living breathing hell – literally. Worst of all, I don’t remember any of it. We're not talking some vague blackout here, no, this is full-on comic book levels of amnesia. But now I'm back, only to find the whole world managed to survive without me. Some hero I turned out to be.
There's no time to wallow, though, not when I'm surrounded by pissed off dryads and vampires who've somehow figured out how to walk in the sunlight. I'll need to get my head back in the game before they do something stupid, like trigger Armageddon – again.
Thankfully, I'm not alone. With an equally confused former vampire by my side, as well as a baby minotaur and my wizard ex-boyfriend, I'll have to contend with the forces of Hades that are hot on my tail. I've been given a second chance at life. Now to make sure I don't die before I can actually enjoy it.
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From Rick Gualtieri – author of the Tome of Bill series – and R.E. Carr – creator of the Rules Undying series – comes the newest chapter in False Icons, a snarky, new adult fantasy tale of heroes, monsters, and the awkwardness of realizing you’re five years late to your own senior prom.
Scroll up and click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE to dive into this adventure today.
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