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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (The Oatmeal Book 2) by [The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman]

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"Forget zombies. A terrible menace looms: the purring furball. Fortunately, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You reveals the coming kitty apocalypse." (Deirdre Donahue, USA Today)

"The Oatmeal is itself an online sensation and Inman a web comics superstar, making this a surefire winner." (Publishers Weekly)

"The Oatmeal is one of the funniest and most creative sites on the Web. It mixes the absurd with the educational with the silly to get a site that appeals to all ages and types." (The Huffington Post)
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Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, TheOatmeal.com is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. TheOatmeal.com is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication. --This text refers to an alternate kindle_edition edition.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B009CGYO0K
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Andrews McMeel Publishing; Original ed. edition (October 9, 2012)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 9, 2012
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 124837 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Not enabled
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  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 136 pages
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4.0 out of 5 stars Funny apart from the negative gay vibes.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Funny apart from the negative gay vibes.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 26, 2020
Bought for 13 year old son, and it’s perfect for his sense of humour and love of cats... apart from.... as I’ve seen mentioned before, the section on ‘How to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual’. Not sure how it made it to print when talking about examining the cat for gay demons and how to scare them away. Talk about perpetuating homophobia! I’ve torn this section out of the book.
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The book may be great, the presentation is not. As you can see from the picture, the front and back cover is quite grubby and heavily scratched/marked. This was bought as a gift which I'm unlikely to be able to give due to its poor quality.
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