The Bernie Mac Show

 (14)
2004X-RayTV-PG
A stand up comedian suddenly becomes a father when he takes custody of his sister's three children.
Starring
Bernie MacKellita SmithJeremy Suarez
Genres
ComedyDramaKids
Subtitles
English [CC]Español
Audio languages
EnglishEspañol

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  1. 1. Eye of the Tiger
    January 1 2003
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.
  2. 2. Love Thy Nephew
    January 1 2003
    21min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.
  3. 3. Road to Tradition
    January 1 2003
    22min
    13+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.
  4. 4. Laughing Matters
    January 1 2003
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.
  5. 5. Hair Jordan
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner (Charlie Robinson) throws them out; Wanda and the girls try to change the batteries in a smoke detector.
  6. 6. Love Bug
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.
  7. 7. It's a Wonderful Wife
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
  8. 8. Family Reunion
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.
  9. 9. Droobie or Not Droobie
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.
  10. 10. J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    Jordan is found to be a champion speller---until he gets in front of an audience. But Bernie's tip on beating stage fright backfires.
  11. 11. Make Room for Caddy
    January 1 2004
    22min
    13+
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.
  12. 12. Saving Sergeant Tompkins
    January 1 2004
    21min
    13+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father, so he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.
  13. 13. It's Mac-ademic
    January 1 2004
    22min
    13+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
  14. 14. The Getaway
    January 1 2004
    21min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
  15. 15. Easy Rider
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.
  16. 16. Who's That Lady?
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
  17. 17. Mac-Inations
    January 1 2004
    22min
    13+
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    Neighbor Carl Reiner (guest starring as himself) plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie. Ashton Kutcher guest stars as himself.
  18. 18. That Old Mac Magic
    January 1 2004
    22min
    13+
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    Jordan gets the opportunity to be in a commercial, but it turns out they cut his part because he was too hyper energetic now Bernie must make things right before Jordan loses his popularity at school.
  19. 19. The Talk
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
  20. 20. Five Stages of Bryana
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.
  21. 21. Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio languages
    English
    On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
  22. 22. Thanksgiving
    January 1 2004
    22min
    TV-PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC], Español
    Audio languages
    English, Español
    Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.

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Directors
Linda Mendoza
Season year
2004
Network
20TH CENTURY FOX
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4.1 out of 5 stars

14 global ratings

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KarenReviewed in the United States on December 30, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars
Excellent show
This show is super funny, I love his southern style. Someone said "boring show that plays into stereotypes" but.... this is actually how this man is. So its bot a stereotype.. its a personality... ans this is how this man "parents".. I think a lot of parents should learn from this guy, im trying! Haha
2 people found this helpful
david richardsonReviewed in the United States on December 31, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars
best to ever do it
rip bernie, legend
3 people found this helpful
TaJauhnaReviewed in the United States on December 30, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars
Real Life
This show is the true definition of " You have to laugh to keep from crying."Despite the harsh upbringing of Mr. Mac nephew and nieces, he takes then in and introduces them to a better life without trying to convert them to his strict beliefs; instead, he learns what and what not to do and how to become a better uncle and father figure with adding some comedy. Throughout the seasons the family deal with harsh truth and deal with them as a family. I love this show rest in peace, Mr. Bernie Mac,
One person found this helpful
marcus watkinsReviewed in the United States on February 10, 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great Show!!!
Rose its just not for you....find something that is and be happy
2 people found this helpful
60in20PrincessReviewed in the United States on January 16, 2021
4.0 out of 5 stars
Funny show
I like that he can be funny without all the profanity.
3 people found this helpful
Max WandersReviewed in the United States on October 23, 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars
BEST BERNIE MAC ADVICE!
I loved this show growing up! I really enjoyed listening to Bernie give life advice at the end, with him chilling in the tub drinking a drink, smoking a cigar. lol. My favorite quote:

"Your net worth is as large as your network."
RoseReviewed in the United States on December 28, 2020
1.0 out of 5 stars
Dull
A boring show that plays to stereotypes
One person found this helpful
Amazon CustomerReviewed in the United States on December 30, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars
5*
Good show for real
2 people found this helpful
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