The Unhoneymooners Audible Audiobook – Unabridged
For two sworn enemies, anything can happen during the Hawaiian trip of a lifetime - even love - in this witty and swoon-worthy romance from the New York Times best-selling duo who “hilariously depict modern dating” (Us Weekly) and authors of Josh and Hazel’s Guide to Not Dating and Roomies.
Olive is always unlucky: in her career, in love, in...well, everything. Her identical twin sister, Amy, on the other hand, is probably the luckiest person in the world. Her meet-cute with her fiancé is something out of a romantic comedy (gag), and she’s managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a series of internet contests (double gag). Worst of all, she’s forcing Olive to spend the day with her sworn enemy, Ethan, who just happens to be the best man.
Olive braces herself to get through 24 hours of wedding hell before she can return to her comfortable, unlucky life. But when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning from eating bad shellfish, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. And now, there’s an all-expenses-paid honeymoon in Hawaii up for grabs.
Putting their mutual hatred aside for the sake of a free vacation, Olive and Ethan head for paradise, determined to avoid each other at all costs. But when Olive runs into her future boss, the little white lie she tells him is suddenly at risk to become a whole lot bigger. She and Ethan now have to pretend to be loving newlyweds, and her luck seems worse than ever. But the weird thing is that she doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, she feels kind of...lucky.
With Christina Lauren’s “uniquely hilarious and touching voice” (Entertainment Weekly), The Unhoneymooners is a fun and charming romance that is perfect for anyone who has ever felt unlucky in love.
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|Listening Length||9 hours and 7 minutes|
|Narrator||Cynthia Farrell, Deacon Lee|
|Whispersync for Voice||Ready|
|Audible.com Release Date||May 14, 2019|
|Publisher||Simon & Schuster Audio|
|Best Sellers Rank|| #740 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals) |
#10 in Humorous Fiction & Satire
#13 in Romantic Comedy (Audible Books & Originals)
#25 in Humorous Fiction
Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2023
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Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.
Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo.
Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is...Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be.
I loved this book so much that I bought it in two formats. Christina Lauren’s writing is excellent as always, and I fell in love with Olive and Ethan. The enemies to lovers trope works extremely well with the fake dating trope, as well as the setting being in Hawaii. Don’t walk to the nearest bookstore for this one, run!
Wish there was a sequel.
Loves reading this one.
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È il solito enemies to lovers in cui non sono proprio enemies, e in cui sono perfetti per essere lovers. È un concept che amo, che leggerei sempre e per sempre, perché adoro i battibecchi, i botta e risposta, le parole sarcastiche, e la tensione sessuale. Vivo per questo tipo di letture e di relazioni.
Il problema è che il libro ad un certo punto ha preso un'altra piega, che mi è piaciuta lo stesso alla fine, ma non era quello che mi aspettavo.
Però ne vale comunque la pena e lo consiglio ugualmente!
Consiglio questo romanzo! Molto carino e "Easy". Ottimo da leggere sotto l'ombrellone