For two sworn enemies, anything can happen during the Hawaiian trip of a lifetime - even love - in this witty and swoon-worthy romance from the New York Times best-selling duo who “hilariously depict modern dating” (Us Weekly) and authors of Josh and Hazel’s Guide to Not Dating and Roomies.

Olive is always unlucky: in her career, in love, in...well, everything. Her identical twin sister, Amy, on the other hand, is probably the luckiest person in the world. Her meet-cute with her fiancé is something out of a romantic comedy (gag), and she’s managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a series of internet contests (double gag). Worst of all, she’s forcing Olive to spend the day with her sworn enemy, Ethan, who just happens to be the best man.

Olive braces herself to get through 24 hours of wedding hell before she can return to her comfortable, unlucky life. But when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning from eating bad shellfish, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. And now, there’s an all-expenses-paid honeymoon in Hawaii up for grabs.

Putting their mutual hatred aside for the sake of a free vacation, Olive and Ethan head for paradise, determined to avoid each other at all costs. But when Olive runs into her future boss, the little white lie she tells him is suddenly at risk to become a whole lot bigger. She and Ethan now have to pretend to be loving newlyweds, and her luck seems worse than ever. But the weird thing is that she doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, she feels kind of...lucky.

With Christina Lauren’s “uniquely hilarious and touching voice” (Entertainment Weekly), The Unhoneymooners is a fun and charming romance that is perfect for anyone who has ever felt unlucky in love.

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Listening Length	9 hours and 7 minutes
Author	Christina Lauren
Narrator	Cynthia Farrell, Deacon Lee
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Audible.com Release Date	May 14, 2019
Publisher	Simon & Schuster Audio
Program Type	Audiobook
Version	Unabridged
Language	English
ASIN	B07M5V9CSK
Best Sellers Rank	#740 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals) #10 in Humorous Fiction & Satire #13 in Romantic Comedy (Audible Books & Originals) #25 in Humorous Fiction

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Bre S.

Only 1 Bone to Pick

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 31, 2023

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I loved this book. It’s the first rom-com I’ve ever read and I wasn’t disappointed. However, I was completely unsatisfied with Ethan’s “apology” at the end. I was so invested in their relationship that when he hurt her, I needed WAAYYY more retribution. He had blatant evidence and STILL chose to hurt her. And honestly, the issue they’re facing makes you question his personal integrity (not just his loyalty) So, it made it hard for me to enjoy the epilogue because I was turned off of him after that. But all in all, this was a good beach read with a happy ending ❤️

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Entertainingly delicious!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on April 29, 2023

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Years ago I was an avid reader, jumping from one humorous book to the next so quickly that I started to see cross eyed from all of the reading I was doing. I took a long hiatus and decided to give it a try again. After reading all of the reviews I decided I had nothing to lose. Oh golly gosh I loved this book. I read it in three days only because I made myself slow down so it wouldn’t end. It’s just one of those easy to read, laugh out loud, mindless books you love to devour. The characters are developed so that you love them, there is enough good humor that it just keeps on rolling. I don’t think I was bored at all. It certainly isn’t for rocket scientists but for those of us everyday, normal people that rule the world with humor. First time I have read a Christina Lauren book, but I have already ordered another!! Can’t wait!!

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The Unhoneymooners by Christina Lauren

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5

Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.
Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo.
Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is...Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be.

I loved this book so much that I bought it in two formats. Christina Lauren’s writing is excellent as always, and I fell in love with Olive and Ethan. The enemies to lovers trope works extremely well with the fake dating trope, as well as the setting being in Hawaii. Don’t walk to the nearest bookstore for this one, run!

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ken

Great book

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 31, 2023

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This my favorite book great to read on the beach or anywhere in general that’s how good it is you can ready it in winter but WAY BETTER if you read it in summer!!!! Really sets the book in to reality!!!

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Judith A.

easy

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The novel was fun and very easy to read. Great beach book. Quick read. A romance novel with no sex scenes.

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Loved This Book!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 20, 2023

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I loved this book from start to finish. It is very funny and a great story. Highly recommend if you're a fan of Christina lauren. Both main characters are likeable. Funny family dynamics too.

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Great condition

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Amazing!

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shatja

Un bel libro, ma...

Reviewed in Italy 🇮🇹 on January 26, 2021

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Un bel libro, ma... mi aspettavo che proseguisse in maniera differente.
È il solito enemies to lovers in cui non sono proprio enemies, e in cui sono perfetti per essere lovers. È un concept che amo, che leggerei sempre e per sempre, perché adoro i battibecchi, i botta e risposta, le parole sarcastiche, e la tensione sessuale. Vivo per questo tipo di letture e di relazioni.
Il problema è che il libro ad un certo punto ha preso un'altra piega, che mi è piaciuta lo stesso alla fine, ma non era quello che mi aspettavo.
Però ne vale comunque la pena e lo consiglio ugualmente!

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doma

Storia carina!

Reviewed in Italy 🇮🇹 on June 27, 2022

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Lettura non impegnativa ma piacevole

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ValeNissi

I LOVED IT

Reviewed in Italy 🇮🇹 on March 8, 2022

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L’ho letto in meno di due giorni

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Arianna

Soooo funny 😄

Reviewed in Italy 🇮🇹 on August 15, 2019

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Libro divertente anche se il finale non mi è piaciuto per niente. La copertina è bellissima anche se solo nella versione flessibile.

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Veronica

Libro arrivato in ottime condizioni

Reviewed in Italy 🇮🇹 on August 25, 2019

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Il libro è arrivato in ottime condizioni e nei tempi previsti.
Consiglio questo romanzo! Molto carino e "Easy". Ottimo da leggere sotto l'ombrellone

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