Right off the bat..."Tonight, I get chased,...Matt gets chased"...the tone of Chris Evan's voice instantly brought to mind the infamous raspy voiced Batman of The Dark Knight...the attempt at humor fell more flat than American Top Gear, which I did not think was possible. Another disturbing first was the obvious canned laughter during Matt LeBlanc's attempted Lawrence of Arabia joke. CANNED LAUGHTER ON TOP GEAR?!? Never thought I'd see the day. I could not watch the entire episode in one sitting...it was that bad. And don't even get me started about how they defiled and destroyed the TG test track. This then is to Top Gear what the Cygnet was to Aston Martin...I swore I would never watch TG again after Clarkson's departure but I just had to see how bad the reboot really was, and believe me...the $3 I spent on this sad joke of the original , would have provided more entertainment by being flushed down my toilet...the BBC have essentially taken what was once one of the greatest television shows in history, which took decades to refine, and let it die a slow and painful death surrounded by shame and total failure all in the name of greed. I can't help but feel bad for whoever gets stuck trying to save the Top Gear sinking ship. Even the Facebook cover photo looks like the Stig is job hunting. In other words, Top Gear is a bust. Meanwhile, now that The Grand Tour is here, Top Gear will soon be a distant memory and the BBC will be the television laughing stock of the world. Wish I could give it 0 out of 5.