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TB tried to grab my cat, Liberty, she nimbly dodged his clumsy effort. Then TB lied and said kitty started it; she’d asked for it. Our watchdog, Muller, waited for TB to get careless, then swooped in and tore TB’s head clear off. Wads of stuffing flew in the air! Peace returned to the valley. All was well again.
We got Trumpy Bear to compliment our stuffed bear collection. We’ve got so many and we were just floored by how well it completed our collection. Then a couple nights ago, we heard some ruckus in our bear room. The next morning, we were shocked to find that TB had used our son, Klaus’s LEGOs and built a wall that blocked the door! As I started to break through the wall, I saw him pull out old glory from his backside! That’s not the worst of it. I’ve told my wife Ava and my daughter Helga that he’s been leering at them as they walk down the hallway. I don’t think there’s room in our bear room for him any longer.
Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2018
Ways in which the purchasers of this garbage product violate the US Flag code. 1. The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise. 2. The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way. 3. The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature. 4. The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever.
The bear is very cute. However, it is not a “genuine” Trumpy Bear like the one seen in the commercials on tv. (Which is what my husband wanted) To start, the flag on the one we received is NOT a U.S flag. (The stars are completely off and not at all like the one pictured on the listing.) The Trumpy Bear on the commercial has a detachable flag blanket. This one has a small flag cape which is not removable. The first time my husband unzipped the back, the zipper came off track on one side. The cuff is also twisted and frayed on one arm with strings hanging off. There is NO certificate of authenticity. It is cute, but I wouldn’t consider it a “genuine” Trumpy Bear. This Bear is probably most suitable as a toy and not to add to a collection. I am very disappointed as I bought this as a gift and the craftsmanship is not good quality.
Update:after I contacted the seller, they at first offered to send me a new bear; then later contacted me and told me to return it for a refund as the stars would still not match US flag on the listing. I was told the replacement would have a certificate, but why are so many being shipped without it?
It's sad/ironic/symbolic that the term "Teddy Bear" was named after Teddy Roosevelt, arguably one of the best presidents this country ever had who would be disgusted by THE worst president this country has ever had! Not to even mention that this product violates United States codes!