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Twentieth Anniversary Screening Kindle Edition
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This mockumentary-style dark comedy recounts the grisly events surrounding the terrible slasher flick THE ROOFER, remembered only because an obsessed fan tried to reenact the murders as they played out on the screen. When the same theater shows the film twenty years later, will the warnings that this is a really, really bad idea be justified?
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMarch 2, 2022
- File size5112 KB
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- ASIN : B09TTRN2M1
- Publication date : March 2, 2022
- Language : English
- File size : 5112 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 102 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : B09TN9VV2Z
- Best Sellers Rank: #104,137 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #47 in Humorous Dark Comedy
- #70 in Horror Comedy
- #902 in General Humorous Fiction
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About the author

Jeff Strand's bio was funnier when he talked about losing the Bram Stoker Award four times, but he's now a Bram Stoker Award WINNER!
His novels are usually classified as horror, but they're really all over the place, almost always with a great big dose of humor. He's written five young adult novels that all fall into the "really goofy comedy" category.
Several of his books are in development as motion pictures, and he's mostly not allowed to blab any details, which he finds MADDENING.
He lives in Chattanooga, Tennessee with his wife and one gigantic freaking cat.
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Framed in the format of an online article/podcast/channel, the story centers on -- obviously -- the twentieth anniversary screening of a movie. A bad movie. A painfully clunky, awkward bad movie. Titled “The Roofer,” it’s about -- again, obviously -- a roofer, who during the course of his job suffers an accident and then goes bonkers and kills people with assorted roofing tools as well as other convenient implements. You know, as you do.
The movie itself would have sunk without a gurgle and without a trace, if not for a tragic moment of infamy involving a crazed fan who decides to mimic the murders. Twenty years later, someone gets the bright idea to hold a screening in the very theater where the killings took place. To make an event of it, even, with guest stars and commentary and Q&A.
It’s a totally crass, tacky, shameless move, and everybody knows it, but they go for it anyway, despite the inevitable outrage and protests (though really, the outrage and protests only help bring the screening further into the spotlight).
On the night in question, the theater is packed with the ghoulishly eager and the morbidly curious and the hapless companions they dragged along. And, as one might expect (or even, under the circs, hope), it all goes drastically, bloodily, violently wrong ... but in some of the most absurd ways and with the quirkiest twists.
Peppered, of course, with the occasional friendly reminder to like, share, the book makes for a delightfully fun and irreverent enjoyable read.
I can't say much as this book is only a little over 90 pages. I will say this was a quick, fun slasher told through a unique format. You are reading an article about a massacre that happens at the twentieth anniversary screening of a slasher movie called The Roofer.
While this is a very short read, it really packs a punch. I was leaning more toward 3.5 stars for a little bit, and then the twist happened. If you like mixed media formats, and slasher horror then I think you will like this novella.
These early parts are the most effective, but as soon we move to the theater that is hosting the screening, things start to fall apart. There are too many narrative strands running together for the novella to be effective. Not to spoil too much, but this would be a better read if the carnage at the end just focused on the actions of the Rosa character (she was the most interesting one).
The characters, without giving away any spoilers, were well rounded, real and believable. I was especially fond of the wannabe actor... The remorseless director, whilst not having a huge part, was immediately dislikable but essential to moving the plot forward, on its blood-fuelled, relentless march to the climatic ending.
Once again, and I'll say this loudly for any production companies out there, this would make the perfect 'slasher' flick. The next 'Scream' franchise. Buy it now!
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The plot manages to get in a plausible bad film, throw in the obviously shameless attempt to cash in on a real murder, and escalate the upcoming murders - instead of building dread, the buildup to the massacre is a building farce. There's also a sharp edge in the mockumentary format, as our writer is both condemning the shameless exploitation of a real murder for money while hoping you donate money if you liked his article about a real murder.


Won't be for everyone but if you like darkly comedy with your horror, this novella is for you.
Very clever premise! Wish I had of thought of it.
Quick, fun read.
5 stars with a plus