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Unidentified Funny Objects Paperback – December 17, 2012
Jake Kerr (Author) Find all the books, read about the author, and more. See search results for this author |
Nathaniel Lee (Author) Find all the books, read about the author, and more. See search results for this author |
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Inside you will find a zombear, tweeting aliens, down-on-their-luck vampires, time twisting belly dancers, moon Nazis, stoned computers, omnivorous sex-maniac pandas, and a spell-casting Albert Einstein.
- Print length320 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherUFO Publishing
- Publication dateDecember 17, 2012
- ISBN-100988432803
- ISBN-13978-0988432802
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- Publisher : UFO Publishing; 1st edition (December 17, 2012)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 320 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0988432803
- ISBN-13 : 978-0988432802
- Item Weight : 13.6 ounces
- Best Sellers Rank: #2,001,336 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #4,574 in Fantasy Anthologies
- #5,175 in Science Fiction Anthologies (Books)
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About the authors
Charity Tahmaseb has slung corn on the cob for Green Giant and jumped out of airplanes (but not at the same time).
She spent twelve years as a Girl Scout and six in the Army; that she wore a green uniform for both may not be a coincidence. These days, she writes fiction (long and short) and works as a technical writer for a software company in St. Paul.
Her novel, The Geek Girl's Guide to Cheerleading (written with co-author Darcy Vance), is a YALSA 2012 Popular Paperback pick in the Get Your Geek On category.
James Beamon is a science fiction and fantasy author whose short stories have appeared in places such as Fantasy & Science Fiction Magazine, Apex, Lightspeed and Orson Scott Card's Intergalactic Medicine Show. He spent twelve years in the Air Force, deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan, and is in possession of the perfect buffalo wings recipe that he learned from carnies. He lives in Virginia with his wife, son and attack cat. Currently he's cutting back on the addictive habit of penning short stories to focus on writing books. Pendulum Heroes is his debut novel.
James is serious about the attack cat... do not point at it. He invites you to check out what he's up to at http://fictigristle.wordpress.com
K.G. Jewell lives and writes in Austin, Texas. He is a member of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America. He once rode his bicycle across the country. He stopped counting the flat tires somewhere in Nebraska.
His website, which is rarely updated, is lit.kgjewell.com.
Jamie Lackey lives in Pittsburgh with her husband and their cats. She enjoys reading, writing, tabletop role playing games, video games, watching anime, baking, hiking, and mushroom hunting.
She has over 160 short fiction credits, and her short stories have appeared in places like Daily Science Fiction, Beneath Ceaseless Skies, Apex Magazine, Escape Pod, and Orson Scott Card's Intergalactic Medicine Show. Her fiction has appeared on the Best Horror of the Year Honorable Mention and Tangent Online Recommended Reading Lists, and she's a member of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
Her longer works include two novellas, Moving Forward: A Novella of Life After Zombies and The Forest God, as well as her debut novel, Left Hand Gods. She also has four short story collections available: One Revolution: A Year of Flash Fiction; Second Revolution: Another Year of Flash Fiction; The Blood of Four Gods and Other Stories; and A Metal Box Floating Between Stars and Other Stories.
She graduated from the University of Pittsburgh at Bradford in 2006 with a degree in Creative Writing. She studied under James Gunn at the Center for the Study of Science Fiction's Writer's Workshop in 2010 and has taken various workshops with Cat Rambo.
She read submissions for the Hugo-winning Clarkesworld Magazine for five years and was an assistant editor for the Hugo-winning Electric Velocipede from 2012-2013. She served as editor for Triangulation: Lost Voices in 2015 and Triangulation: Beneath the Surface in 2016.
Learn more about her at her website, www.jamielackey.com
After fifteen years as a music industry journalist Jake Kerr's first published story, "The Old Equations," was nominated for the Nebula Award from the Science Fiction Writers of America and was shortlisted for the Theodore Sturgeon and StorySouth Million Writers awards. His stories have subsequently been published in magazines across the world, broadcast in multiple podcasts, and been published in multiple anthologies and year's best collections.
Kerr is currently developing TV series and feature films for Hollywood.
A graduate of Kenyon College, Kerr studied fiction under Ursula K. Le Guin and Peruvian playwright Alonso Alegria. He lives in Dallas, Texas, with his crazy yet wonderful family.
You can find out more about Jake at www.jakekerr.com.
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Nathaniel Lee puts words in various orders, and occasionally receives payment for this. No one has yet explained why. He primarily writes short fiction, and his work can be seen at all of the Escape Artists podcasts (Escape Pod, Podcastle, and Psuedopod), as well as Ideomancer, Orson Scott Card's Intergalactic Medicine Show, Daily Science Fiction, and various other online venues. A full bibliography (and an ever-growing collection of 100-word stories) can be found at www.mirrorshards.org, where he publishes one very short story (almost) every day.
Nathan lives in the southern US, and he is the Assistant/Managing Editor for the Escape Pod and Drabblecast audio fiction magazines, respectively. He owns far too many board games and far too little time to play them all in.
Alex Shvartsman is a writer, editor, and translator from Brooklyn, NY. He's the author of The Middling Affliction (Caezik, 2022) and Eridani's Crown (UFO Publishing, 2019) fantasy novels.
Over 120 of his short stories appeared in various magazines and anthologies since 2010, including Analog, Nature, Strange Horizons, etc. He's the winner of the 2014 WSFA Small Press Award for Short Fiction.
He edits the Unidentified Funny Objects series of anthologies and Future Science Fiction Digest. His other projects as editor include The Cackle of Cthulhu (Baen Books), Humanity 2.0 (Arc Manor/Phoenix Pick), Coffee: 14 Caffeinated Tales of the Fantastic (UFO Publishing) and Dark Expanse: Surviving the Collapse (Deorc Enterprises).
You can visit his official home page and blog at alexshvartsman.com
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Easily my favorite two stories were the invasion of earth as told on Twitter and the Last Dragonslayer. The first because I liked the unusual method of presentation, the idea of how an invasion would appear on Twitter was both amusing and amusingly realistic. The second because I enjoyed the characters. Additionally, The world building in The Alchemist's Children and The Day They Repossessed My Zombies was especially good.
On the bad side, unfortunately, was the last story, "El and Al Vs...". The reason I didn't like it I believe as that it had so much promise early on but became just a vehicle for bad jokes about famous people with little to redeem it in the eventual climax and conclusion.
It shows why comedy is much harder to pull off successfully than drama or tragedy. There is more wit and humor in one book from Simon Green's Darkside or Hawk & Fisher series, than there is total in this entire anthology. Buy this only at a discount, and to pass some time as a very light read.
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