Really, Michael Biehn? No, no - Seriously? You owe me $2. I'll take a check. You were in Terminator for God sakes. I get you have a mortgage payment too, but this is record-settingly bad.
Sadly, it had potential. I give it 2 stars for the plot overall and the fact that done with better acting and writing, could have been a great True Romance-esque film. It missed the mark by about 5 miles. The only thing that sucked more was the leading lady - literally and figuratively.
I'm guessing he wrote, directed, produced and starred in this (as most of the cast also had about 5 jobs per) due to the fact no studio would have green-lighted this. And look at what crap they will go through with. This was so bad, they probably wanted no part of it.
The writing is awful, the acting is minging (save for a few parts for Michael Biehn - the only "real" actor in the movie). The most amusement for me was the impromptu riff-tracking with my husband. I think the movie is a definite MST3K prime candidate.
The leading lady is probably the worst actor I've ever seen in any movie. Ever. Period. Stick to make-up artist, Girl. I do not know for certain by any means, this is simply personal theory, but I got the feeling that some people in the movie may actually have been in some porn at some point. But it might be that the movie is about on par with what little porn I've seen. A lot of unnecessary sex with very strange timing. SPOILER ALERT- when the woman in the film is out looking for her dead friend's body to prove to Biehn that she's telling the truth, she suddenly goes into "How old are you?" "You're pretty sexy for 54. I've always had a thing for older men" And que unnecessarily gratuitous snogging in 3, 2... Seriously!? She's looking for her dead best friend's body!!! The one she saw murdered less than a few hours ago. And she's turned on by this how?! She later goes on to give a BJ in an effort to buy time before a man is planning to shoot her citing "At least I'll get to do something I love doing". (And considering Biehn's age is mentioned by another reviewer not unlike it is in the movie- I'm guessing the author of that review is the same woman). This is clearly a case of the people involved in the movie writing their own reviews. The ladies of the movie definitely strike me as a little porn-actress, but again, personal thought, by no means backed up by any fact checking. I really wasn't sure what they were going for - thriller or late night Skin-a-max movie.