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Walking in on People (Able Muse Book Award for Poetry) Paperback – August 5, 2014
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Winner of the 2013 Able Muse Book Award
PRAISE FOR WALKING IN ON PEOPLE:
"An infectious, often hilarious blend of the sweet and the lethal, the charming and the acidic."
~Billy Collins, former United States Poet Laureate
"Poetry these days is rarely so entertaining, so beautifully crafted, so sharp of eye, yet so wise and warm of heart."
~X.J. Kennedy, final judge, Able Muse Book Award
- Print length102 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherAble Muse Press
- Publication dateAugust 5, 2014
- Dimensions5.98 x 0.24 x 9.02 inches
- ISBN-101927409292
- ISBN-13978-1927409299
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"Balmain's poetry could be characterized as equal parts Dorothy Parker, Alexander Pope and Tom Lehrer." - Quadrapheme
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X.J. Kennedy (final judge, 2013 Able Muse Book Award)
Melissa Balmain's poems add to the rhythmic bounce of light verse a darker, more cutting humor. The result is an infectious, often hilarious blend of the sweet and the lethal, the charming and the acidic.
Billy Collins
So many of the poems in Melissa Balmain's triumphant debut lodge themselves in that Frostian zone where they are hard to get rid of. They recur in the mind in moments of hilarity and pathos, of exaltation and mortification, and they never let us go.
David Yezzi (from the foreword)
Accessible and entertaining poetry doesn't often prevail over the grim personal memoir in poetry contests, but this time the judges were smart. They went for Melissa Balmain's stylish and always metrically perfect wit. You can relate to this poetry if you have ever: longed to save the restaurant lobsters from their fate, lost your lover to his electronic devices, faced the fact that babies are ugly and toddlers suppress your genius, or (of course) walked in on people in all the wrong places. With diverse forms, inventive rhymes, the right word always chosen and a sense of humor always in evidence you really have no excuse not to buy this book.
Gail White
About the Author
Melissa Balmain is a humorist, journalist, and teacher, and the editor of Light. Her poems have been published in the anthologies The Iron Book of New Humorous Verse and Killer Verse, and in American Arts Quarterly, Lighten Up Online, Measure, Mezzo Cammin, The Spectator (UK), The Washington Post, and elsewhere. Her prose has appeared in The New Yorker, The New York Times, McSweeney’s, Details, and many other magazines and newspapers. She is a columnist for Success magazine and the author of a memoir, Just Us: Adventures of a Mother and Daughter (Faber and Faber). Balmain has won national journalism honors and been a finalist for the Donald Justice Poetry Prize, the Howard Nemerov Sonnet Award, and the X.J. Kennedy Parody Award. She teaches at the University of Rochester and lives nearby with her husband and two children. Walking in on People, the winner of the 2013 Able Muse Book Award, is her first full-length poetry collection.
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- Publisher : Able Muse Press; 1st edition (August 5, 2014)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 102 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1927409292
- ISBN-13 : 978-1927409299
- Item Weight : 5.6 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.98 x 0.24 x 9.02 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,967,994 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #613 in Limericks & Humorous Verse
- #10,333 in American Poetry (Books)
- Customer Reviews:
About the author

Melissa Balmain is a writer, teacher, and recovering mime. She edits Light, America's longest-running journal of comic verse, now free online at www.lightpoetrymagazine.com.
Her books include Walking in on People (Able Muse Press, 2014), chosen by X.J. Kennedy for the Able Muse Book Award; and The Witch Demands a Retraction: Fairy-Tale Reboots for Adults (Humorist Books, 2021). Poet Laureate Billy Collins has described her work as "an infectious, often hilarious blend of the sweet and the lethal, the charming and the acidic." Pulitzer Prize winner Gene Weingarten has called it "extremely irresponsible."
As a journalist and humorist, Balmain has traveled widely and written on subjects ranging from popular culture to parenthood, from cattle ranchers to collies that surf. Her memoir, Just Us: Adventures and Travels of a Mother and Daughter (Faber and Faber, 1998), is about the days when she was free to run off with her mother and mush sled dogs or hike with llamas--also known as the days before she and her husband became parents of two.
Balmain's poems and prose have appeared in many anthologies, and in such publications as The American Bystander, American Life in Poetry, The Hopkins Review, Lighten Up Online, McSweeney's, The New Yorker, The New York Times, Poetry Daily, Rattle, The Spectator, Success, and The Washington Post. In addition to the Able Muse Book Award, she has won national journalism honors and the Poetry by the Sea Sonnet Award; she was a finalist for the Donald Justice Poetry Prize, the Howard Nemerov Sonnet Award, the X.J. Kennedy Parody Award, and the Richard Wilbur Award.
She teaches writing at the University of Rochester and lives nearby with her husband, their two children, and a pair of non-surfing cats.
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Her debut book collects 56 poems funny and resonant enough to establish her as one of the very best humorists since such stalwarts as Ogden Nash and Richard Armour, not to mention Dorothy Parker, Wendy Cope, and that irrepressible bard of light versifiers X. J. Kennedy. But don't take my word for it. Here's a Balmain 12-liner:
Bird in the Hand
It doesn't caw or hunt or fly.
It can't peck anybody's eye
or even grow a single lousy feather.
One-clawed, no match for any tom,
it's stranded on a leafless palm,
regardless of the season, time or weather.
Yet what's the bird that, all alone,
sticks up for you when gibes have flown
and you don't care to verbalize or linger;
when someone's mocked you to your face
or cut you off or swiped your space--
what bird? The one that moonlights as a finger.
Move over, Lord Byron and Alexander Pope: Walking in on People is a pleasant alternative to a super tanker-load of "serious poetry" that fills the pages of journals too respectable to mention here. For anyone who takes Marianne Moore's canonical line about poetry at face value--"I, too, dislike it"--Balmain is someone to LOL with. What's not to like about her satiric doozies about marriage, childbearing, hypochondria? She can handle a sonnet, a villanelle or a triolet as masterfully as she deploys iambs and anapests. She's a jill-of-all poems except those that are boring.
If Phyllis McGinley won a Pulitzer Prize for her light verse collection Times Three, Balmain deserves the accolades of poets like Billy Collins and David Yezzi, let alone Kennedy, who selected Walking in on People as winner of the 2013 Able Muse Book Award. Balmain has been on the scene for quite a while now, or I could say, with Whitman, that I greet her at the beginning of a great career.
High fives and fist bumps to Melissa Balmain. Be the first one to buy her first book!
Reading beautifully metered rhymes is like listening to music. As I enjoy playing my favorite songs over again, I know I will re-read this collection from time to time - it's that entertaining. If you like to laugh, I'm sure you'll agree.