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When Penguins Flew and Water Burned Paperback – January 1, 2006
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- Print length452 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherJim Clonts
- Publication dateJanuary 1, 2006
- ISBN-101411674650
- ISBN-13978-1411674653
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- Publisher : Jim Clonts; 1st Edition. (January 1, 2006)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 452 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1411674650
- ISBN-13 : 978-1411674653
- Item Weight : 1.5 pounds
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,697,363 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #246 in Operation Desert Storm Military History
- #4,388 in Military Aviation History (Books)
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About the author

Jim Clonts is a former Instructor Radar Navigator with over 2200 flying hours in the B-52G/H aircraft. Jim flew 10 combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait in Operation Desert Storm and sat nuclear alert in the waning days of the Cold War. He experienced firsthand the transition from Strategic Air Command to Air Combat Command, as well as the transition from the B-52's traditional role of nuclear deterrence to that of conventional warfighter. Jim left the Air Force in 1998 and works in industry as an engineer. In his spare time, when not writing, he flies with the Georgia Wing of the Civil Air Patrol (USAF Auxiliary) and serves as an Aerospace Education Officer.
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It covers a period in history of tremendous military significance, as well as describing in detail a job that few truly understand outside of military aviation circles.
Regarding the book's military significance: The Strategic Air Command and the US Air Force fought a 35-year, toe-to-toe war with the Soviet Union-- and won. Few people understand what they did-- and how they did it. But the guys that crewed the "BUFFs" were playing for keeps. And then some. The B-52 is truly a world-recognized symbol of strategic (high level, and yes, high altitude) American air power. Those of us who grew up in the 60's (or 70's or 80's for that matter) knew what this plane could do- so learning all about it here, from a crewman's perspective, provides a truly significant contribution to a period of American history unknown to most.
I had no idea that these crews were flying low-level-- and I mean LOW LEVEL (500 foot off the ground, 300-450 mph!) flights-- in daytime and in the middle of the night. (I thought the B-52 was a high-altitude nuclear bomber-- shows you what I know.) I had not idea that these same bombers routinely flew missions lasting 16 hours-- or 24 hours-- in other countries, with one, two or three airborne refuelings.
And I not a clue that their navigators were tasked with not only being at the exact spot-- sometimes down in the dirt, sometimes high (in this book, 6-8 miles up was also routine)-- but they were to be ON time. And I mean, exactly on time. Down to the second. After flying for 7 hours and 23 minutes and eighteen seconds.. or six hours and 28 minutes and eleven seconds. No kidding. All this while dodging surface to air missles, staying clear of hostile air space, linking up with tankers, flying with two, three other aircraft.
But Jim Clonts makes it seem easy. Challenging, but manageable.
Some funny moments in this book. VERY funny moments. I won't spoil them here. But I had some times when I had to put the book down because I was laughing out loud, and my wife was giving me a puzzled look. "Good book? she asked. "Oh, yeah" I replied.
I served in a different branch, and had a different job... and at time before Jim Clonts served. But I found myself grinning at his observations of human nature, the miliary system, the Strategic Air Command, different pilots, different crew members, and yes, some of the close calls-- both in training and in combat, including Desert Storm.
I wasn't expecting this fine book to grab me the way it did, but I commend Jim-- who is now a search and rescue pilot in the Civil Air Patrol (as am I). From the moment I started reading chapter one until the last few pages, I found this book to be a real jewel. And I've read some great aviation books.
I am delighted to heartily recommend this book for anyone simply interested in the B-52, or the Air Force-- to those "die hard few" out there (like me) who are always looking for a fresh perspective-- a new story well told.
Clonts, the author, was a navigator aboard a B52 during 1989 - 2000 (?) and provides a very entertaining, and compelling read about life aboard of B52 bomber during training, the Gulf War, and various deployments. Clonts is an excellent writer and surprisingly very polished in telling his stories. The book flows very quickly and provides information that is just impossible to glean from the internet and other sources. I love the descriptions of how cramped it is aboard the airplane during 20 hour plus flights and how limited the equipment actually is. The title of the book is a play on both an old aviator's joke and a feature of the B52 (read the book to figure both out), and it is not difficult to say that life aboard what was a 35 year old airplane is at times scary and other times hilarious.
Clonts is accurate in portraying the world of military aviation as one big Charlie Foxtrot during peacetime and, thankfully, a dependable,lethal, killing machine during threats of war. Wow, I guess the culture is about the same as any other where you have exercises for events that will never hopefully happen and sheer boredom arises inspiring some pranks and other foul-ups on occasion. Of course, these guys potentially are dealing with lighthearted stuff like possibly delivering nuclear payloads. However, the read is about deadly serious business and the book provides the author's insights about how this business is managed. I do find a certain bit of irony in the constant reference to the amazement of how this '35 year old airplane' is able to deliver ordinance to a certain time and place and with precision when the same B52's are STILL flying and are now '50 year old' airplanes doing the same things and are expected to become '80 year old airplanes' before retirement. Wow.
Clonts relates a lot of interesting facts and figures about what it takes to accomplish what no other military in the world can accomplish and does so with a great deal of wit and humor. He is a good writer. And this book makes me amazed and, well, proud of the American military - our protectors. The proud old birds (no fuel dump - seriously?) are flown by some courageous and wonderful people, and thankfully this book gives some insight into that world.
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