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About Zachary Auburn
Zachary Auburn is the author of How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety, Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life, A Field Guide to the Aliens of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and many other books and zines, most of which also have unnecessarily long titles. He has been awarded 0 (zero) prestigious literary awards, but he was the world champion of SSX Tricky for the Playstation 2 in 2002, so that’s something. He lives in Rochester, New York with his wife Allison and an indeterminately large number of very cute cats.
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Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!