
funny bedtime story collection
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From Book 1: When was the last time someone gave you a banana peel or a used tissue
and said "Mommy, take it."
Sounds familiar, right?
The book "Mommy is not" was born out of many similar situations
I met in my life since the happy day I became a mother.
I found that sometimes I can be used as a garbage can, laundry basket , amusement park and more.
This book is dedicated with a smile and love for all the mothers and children around the world.
and said "Mommy, take it."
Sounds familiar, right?
The book "Mommy is not" was born out of many similar situations
I met in my life since the happy day I became a mother.
I found that sometimes I can be used as a garbage can, laundry basket , amusement park and more.
This book is dedicated with a smile and love for all the mothers and children around the world.
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Books in this series (33 books)
Mommy is Not (funny bedtime story collection)
(June 23, 2013)
When was the last time someone gave you a banana peel or a used tissue
and said "Mommy, take it."
Sounds familiar, right?
The book "Mommy is not" was born out of many similar situations
I met in my life since the happy day I became a mother.
I found that sometimes I can be used as a garbage can, laundry basket , amusement park and more.
This book is dedicated with a smile and love for all the mothers and children around the world.
and said "Mommy, take it."
Sounds familiar, right?
The book "Mommy is not" was born out of many similar situations
I met in my life since the happy day I became a mother.
I found that sometimes I can be used as a garbage can, laundry basket , amusement park and more.
This book is dedicated with a smile and love for all the mothers and children around the world.
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Children's book: What should I be - The tales of Peter Puppy (funny bedtime story collection)
(August 9, 2013)
This funny rhyming book for children is about Peter Puppy. He has no idea what he wants to be when he grows up. Do you ever think about what you’ll be? There are so many things to do but Peter Puppy is having a tough time deciding. Maybe you can help him?
The light-hearted rhyming story is told from cutie-pie Peter Puppy’s point of view. This book includes funny dogs illustrations for children, aged 3 to 9 years old, to better relate to the story. Enjoy reading this to your child, laugh at the silly pictures and help your child to think about all the wonderful possibilities that will present themselves in their future. Dogs lovers - don't miss this one!
The light-hearted rhyming story is told from cutie-pie Peter Puppy’s point of view. This book includes funny dogs illustrations for children, aged 3 to 9 years old, to better relate to the story. Enjoy reading this to your child, laugh at the silly pictures and help your child to think about all the wonderful possibilities that will present themselves in their future. Dogs lovers - don't miss this one!
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Children's book: The Funny Trampoline (funny bedtime story collection)
(September 20, 2013)
In this story, two young children receive a trampoline as a gift. It’s really very big and they knew it would be fun, but didn’t know it would bounce them to a whole new planet!
With funny illustrations, this rhyming story for kids springs to life as the children find themselves turning into something different with each bounce they make. A wonderful anytime book for parents to read to children, and also a great book for learners to read alone.
With funny illustrations, this rhyming story for kids springs to life as the children find themselves turning into something different with each bounce they make. A wonderful anytime book for parents to read to children, and also a great book for learners to read alone.
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Children's Book: If I met a lion (funny bedtime story collection)
(October 17, 2013)
What would you do if you ever met a lion in your garden?
No, not a kitty cat that meows so sweetly; a lion!
In this humorous rhyming story for children aged 3 to 9 years old, a young boy thinks of all the ways he could protect himself, should he find a great big lion around his neighborhood someday.
Filled with wonderful illustrations and… interesting ideas,
this little story will not only spur the imagination; it also gives children the opportunity to consider their fears then discuss them with their parents,
which in turn will help them to consider ways in which these fears can be overcome.
No, not a kitty cat that meows so sweetly; a lion!
In this humorous rhyming story for children aged 3 to 9 years old, a young boy thinks of all the ways he could protect himself, should he find a great big lion around his neighborhood someday.
Filled with wonderful illustrations and… interesting ideas,
this little story will not only spur the imagination; it also gives children the opportunity to consider their fears then discuss them with their parents,
which in turn will help them to consider ways in which these fears can be overcome.
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If you could be a princess, which princess would you be?
There’s so many to think of, and all of them are so special.
In this well-illustrated and delightful rhyming story for children aged 3 to 9 years old, a young girl spends her morning pretending to be the Princess of Lions, the Princess of Pirates, a Fairy Princess… and those are just the start! She has so many costumes in her closet, which means that she could be the princess of… anything she likes. All young girls love to pretend to be princesses and in truth, to their parents, all of them are!
There’s so many to think of, and all of them are so special.
In this well-illustrated and delightful rhyming story for children aged 3 to 9 years old, a young girl spends her morning pretending to be the Princess of Lions, the Princess of Pirates, a Fairy Princess… and those are just the start! She has so many costumes in her closet, which means that she could be the princess of… anything she likes. All young girls love to pretend to be princesses and in truth, to their parents, all of them are!
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Children's Book: If I were Tall - If I were Short (funny bedtime story collection)
(October 27, 2013)
Would you prefer to be short if you were tall or tall if you were short? Both have their advantages!
In this funny rhyming story for children aged 3 to 7 years old, a short young girl thinks of how wonderful it must feel to be tall, as a taller young boy tells her what he would do if he were short. She likes the idea of being closer to the birds that fly by, while he thinks it would be great to fit inside a cardboard box!
With lovely illustrations that help to tell the little rhyming story well, this is a great book for children who would like to know that their height is never an issue in life; they’re beautiful just the way they are!
In this funny rhyming story for children aged 3 to 7 years old, a short young girl thinks of how wonderful it must feel to be tall, as a taller young boy tells her what he would do if he were short. She likes the idea of being closer to the birds that fly by, while he thinks it would be great to fit inside a cardboard box!
With lovely illustrations that help to tell the little rhyming story well, this is a great book for children who would like to know that their height is never an issue in life; they’re beautiful just the way they are!
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Children's Book: The Dragon Who Couldn't Breathe Fire (funny bedtime story collection)
(October 27, 2013)
For young children, growing up can seem to take forever. But, like butterflies must first be caterpillars, becoming a big boy or girl doesn’t happen overnight.
In this funny rhyming story for children aged 3 to 7 years old, children will laugh at the illustrations and the extremes that our little dragon friend goes to, as he tries to breathe fire for the first time. After trying so hard with no luck at all, he meets a wise owl who tells him that his Mom has all the answers.
This humorous story was created with the intention of helping young children to understand that life is magic. But, just like real magic, you never really know when it will happen!
In this funny rhyming story for children aged 3 to 7 years old, children will laugh at the illustrations and the extremes that our little dragon friend goes to, as he tries to breathe fire for the first time. After trying so hard with no luck at all, he meets a wise owl who tells him that his Mom has all the answers.
This humorous story was created with the intention of helping young children to understand that life is magic. But, just like real magic, you never really know when it will happen!
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Children's Book: Peter Puppy Wants To Play - The Tales of Peter Puppy (funny bedtime story collection)
(November 3, 2013)
Peter Puppy has the whole day to himself. Through this rhyming story and some funny images, he tells us about everything his friends like to do for fun. With so many friends and so many choices of games to play, it’s difficult for him to decide which game to choose. Should he go diving? Should he go to the beach? Should he learn to play piano? Or should he go for a motorcycle ride? They all sound like fun - maybe you can help him decide?
This story for doggy-loving children aged 3 to 9 years old, is a great way for children to learn more about the numerous activities and hobbies that they can take part in, if not now then perhaps when they’re a little older. It’s a wonderful life, and hobbies keep children active and happy. Have fun reading this rhyme story to your child, laugh at the humorous images, and watch how excited your child gets about each activity!
This story for doggy-loving children aged 3 to 9 years old, is a great way for children to learn more about the numerous activities and hobbies that they can take part in, if not now then perhaps when they’re a little older. It’s a wonderful life, and hobbies keep children active and happy. Have fun reading this rhyme story to your child, laugh at the humorous images, and watch how excited your child gets about each activity!
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Children's book: My Uncle, The Champion Athlete - The tales of Peter Puppy (funny bedtime story collection)
(November 4, 2013)
Do you have a hero in your family? Peter Puppy does! His Uncle Ron is a U.S. athletic champion! Peter tells us about the many championships that Ron has taken part in, through this rhyming story for children, and even has great pictures of him to show us! From tennis to free-diving, Uncle Ron is Number One in many sports and, of course, Peter wants to be just like him one day. Uncle Ron has a special secret that helps him to win every event. What do you think the special secret could be?
If your child loves dogs they will surely love this rhyming story! Younger children aged 3 to 6 years old can have it read to them, or older children can read it alone with ease. Through the funny images they can learn more about the different types of sports, which will help them to choose which sport they may one day want to excel in.
If your child loves dogs they will surely love this rhyming story! Younger children aged 3 to 6 years old can have it read to them, or older children can read it alone with ease. Through the funny images they can learn more about the different types of sports, which will help them to choose which sport they may one day want to excel in.
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Children's Book: The Witch who was afraid to Fly (funny bedtime story collection)
(November 11, 2013)
Once upon a time there was a young witch who was too afraid to ever board her broom and fly. No matter how hard her mother tried to convince her that she wouldn’t fall, the young witch refused. This was until one day the fairy queen visited her in a dream. Realizing that the young witch had never faced the reasons for her fear, the fairy queen asked her one simple question; one simple question that changed the young witch’s destiny, forever.
A wonderfully-illustrated story in rhyme, for children aged 3 to 7 years old, about coming to terms with fear and realizing that often our fears are only thoughts. Most of the time one simple question can motivate us so much that we find the courage inside ourselves to do the things that we were, at first, afraid of.
A wonderfully-illustrated story in rhyme, for children aged 3 to 7 years old, about coming to terms with fear and realizing that often our fears are only thoughts. Most of the time one simple question can motivate us so much that we find the courage inside ourselves to do the things that we were, at first, afraid of.
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Children's Book: If I were a SuperHero (funny bedtime story collection)
(November 14, 2013)
Have you (or your kids) ever wondered
What would you do if you had Superhero powers?
In this inspiring and wonderfully-illustrated story for children aged 3 to 7 years old,
a young boy, Troy, tells us how he would help his family if he had magical Superhero powers.
The best part of the story is when he realizes that he doesn't need a cape, nor super magical powers, in order to be there for his family every day!
This funny story in rhyme would certainly help your kids to realize that
they don't need no cape nor SuperHero powers in order to be
a SuperHero everyday -
to help others is to be a Superhero!
What would you do if you had Superhero powers?
In this inspiring and wonderfully-illustrated story for children aged 3 to 7 years old,
a young boy, Troy, tells us how he would help his family if he had magical Superhero powers.
The best part of the story is when he realizes that he doesn't need a cape, nor super magical powers, in order to be there for his family every day!
This funny story in rhyme would certainly help your kids to realize that
they don't need no cape nor SuperHero powers in order to be
a SuperHero everyday -
to help others is to be a Superhero!
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Children's Book: Daddy swallowed a Hedgehog (funny bedtime story collection)
(December 2, 2013)
Noam and Maya love hearing bedtime stories, but the prickly goodnight kisses from Dad… Oooh, how they tickle!
In this humorous and well-illustrated bedtime story for children, Maya and Noam find it hard to believe in Dad’s story. He tells them that he has a prickly chin because he… swallowed a hedgehog! Nooo, giggle the kids, it can’t be true! But then why else would Dad be prickly every evening?
Join Noam and Maya at bedtime with their Dad. Prepare to laugh, prepare to be surprised, and prepare to fall asleep with a smile, to one of the most beautiful bedtime stories you’ll ever read.
In this humorous and well-illustrated bedtime story for children, Maya and Noam find it hard to believe in Dad’s story. He tells them that he has a prickly chin because he… swallowed a hedgehog! Nooo, giggle the kids, it can’t be true! But then why else would Dad be prickly every evening?
Join Noam and Maya at bedtime with their Dad. Prepare to laugh, prepare to be surprised, and prepare to fall asleep with a smile, to one of the most beautiful bedtime stories you’ll ever read.
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Children's Book: I was a mermaid for a day (funny bedtime story collection)
(December 2, 2013)
Have you ever wondered what it must be like to be a mermaid? Would you like to be one for just a day?
In our story, a young girl tells us about her day as a mermaid. She and her parents would visit the beach every day to build castles, swim and enjoy the warm sand and gentle surf. On falling asleep one night, in her dream she finds herself in the crystal clear waters of the ocean with the dolphins playing by her side. Realizing she is a mermaid, she swims to the ocean floor and discovers so many wonderful things. Being a mermaid, all the creatures of the sea ask her to sing. As she begins to sing she looks up for her parents, but realizes they aren’t in her dream with her. A knock on her elbow reminds her of how important her mother’s care is to her. She realizes that although it may be great to be someone special in the sea, it’s far better to be someone special to her parents.
This beautifully-illustrated rhyming tale for children aged three to seven years old contains a strong message for kids. It should help them to understand that although they are always free to imagine different lives for themselves, the love from their parents will always be unmatched.
In our story, a young girl tells us about her day as a mermaid. She and her parents would visit the beach every day to build castles, swim and enjoy the warm sand and gentle surf. On falling asleep one night, in her dream she finds herself in the crystal clear waters of the ocean with the dolphins playing by her side. Realizing she is a mermaid, she swims to the ocean floor and discovers so many wonderful things. Being a mermaid, all the creatures of the sea ask her to sing. As she begins to sing she looks up for her parents, but realizes they aren’t in her dream with her. A knock on her elbow reminds her of how important her mother’s care is to her. She realizes that although it may be great to be someone special in the sea, it’s far better to be someone special to her parents.
This beautifully-illustrated rhyming tale for children aged three to seven years old contains a strong message for kids. It should help them to understand that although they are always free to imagine different lives for themselves, the love from their parents will always be unmatched.
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Children's book: Even Monsters Are Afraid (funny bedtime story collection)
(December 6, 2013)
Have you ever wondered if monsters have fears of their own?
In this funny and well-illustrated bedtime story for children aged 3 to 9 years old, a young boy tells us about the monster he spoke to one night after deciding to be a hero and approach it.
This is the perfect story for parents to read to children who are afraid of the dark or of monsters, and it will certainly give children something to think about. After all, why be afraid of something that might be just as frightened of you!
In this funny and well-illustrated bedtime story for children aged 3 to 9 years old, a young boy tells us about the monster he spoke to one night after deciding to be a hero and approach it.
This is the perfect story for parents to read to children who are afraid of the dark or of monsters, and it will certainly give children something to think about. After all, why be afraid of something that might be just as frightened of you!
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Children's Book:My Huge Money Tree (funny bedtime story collection)
(December 23, 2013)
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a huge money tree growing in your backyard?
In this story a young boy gets a fright when he hears that his mother has no money in her purse. He thinks he won’t be able to go on his school trip, buy any toys or have good food to eat. A nature documentary about walnut trees inspires him to use his one and only penny to grow… a money tree! But as his tree grows and he harvests the money fruit, he wakes up to find he was only dreaming. His mother soon explains that she does have money, but not in her purse. It’s been invested in a bank where money should be!
A well-illustrated and educational rhyming story for children aged three to seven years old that provides parents with a great opportunity to expose their children to the concept of money, saving and investing, in an easy-to-understand way.
In this story a young boy gets a fright when he hears that his mother has no money in her purse. He thinks he won’t be able to go on his school trip, buy any toys or have good food to eat. A nature documentary about walnut trees inspires him to use his one and only penny to grow… a money tree! But as his tree grows and he harvests the money fruit, he wakes up to find he was only dreaming. His mother soon explains that she does have money, but not in her purse. It’s been invested in a bank where money should be!
A well-illustrated and educational rhyming story for children aged three to seven years old that provides parents with a great opportunity to expose their children to the concept of money, saving and investing, in an easy-to-understand way.
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Children's Book: Being a princess is a pain (funny bedtime story collection)
(December 30, 2013)
One night, a young girl has a dream about being a princess. Now, while most girls think that being a princess would be a dream come true, our little girl discovers that it’s not as great as it sounds!
This well-illustrated and humorous rhyming story, for children aged three to seven years old, tells of how our young girl at first experiences the pleasures of royalty, but soon discovers that she can’t see her friends or be her somewhat scruffy self. The dream comes to an end, just before she’s had enough, and upon awakening she feels relieved. Now she can go back to her old self, play with her friends and dogs, and splash around in the sloshy, muddy bogs.
The story has been written to help young children to realize that they are special just the way they are, and that getting what you think you want is not always best.
This well-illustrated and humorous rhyming story, for children aged three to seven years old, tells of how our young girl at first experiences the pleasures of royalty, but soon discovers that she can’t see her friends or be her somewhat scruffy self. The dream comes to an end, just before she’s had enough, and upon awakening she feels relieved. Now she can go back to her old self, play with her friends and dogs, and splash around in the sloshy, muddy bogs.
The story has been written to help young children to realize that they are special just the way they are, and that getting what you think you want is not always best.
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Children's Book: My Magical Closet (funny bedtime story collection)
(January 6, 2014)
What would you do if you discovered that your closet was magical?
Our young girl has a dream one night. She dreams that a fairy gives her a magical closet, and in the closet are clothes that can transform her into special characters. A skirt that turns her into a Spanish dancer, a snow jacket that makes snow begin to fall, and even a pair of sneakers that turn her into a world champion runner are just a few of the items in her new and magical closet.
But she soon realizes that the closet was not given to her by a fairy; it’s the same closet she’s always had. All it takes is one sleepover with her friends, and their magical imaginations, to help her to see that it’s not only fairies that make magic happen – magic always happens whenever you are happy.
A beautifully-illustrated tale for children aged three to seven years old. The story will help them to understand that magic does not have to come from somewhere else; magic is within each of us, but it only happens when we are truly happy with what we already have.
Our young girl has a dream one night. She dreams that a fairy gives her a magical closet, and in the closet are clothes that can transform her into special characters. A skirt that turns her into a Spanish dancer, a snow jacket that makes snow begin to fall, and even a pair of sneakers that turn her into a world champion runner are just a few of the items in her new and magical closet.
But she soon realizes that the closet was not given to her by a fairy; it’s the same closet she’s always had. All it takes is one sleepover with her friends, and their magical imaginations, to help her to see that it’s not only fairies that make magic happen – magic always happens whenever you are happy.
A beautifully-illustrated tale for children aged three to seven years old. The story will help them to understand that magic does not have to come from somewhere else; magic is within each of us, but it only happens when we are truly happy with what we already have.
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Children's Book: Curly Kitten and her Special Dress (funny bedtime story collection)
(January 13, 2014)
Curly Kitten’s closet is filled with all of her favorite outfits. She has outfits for this and outfits for that. She’s certainly a very practical kitty cat!
This humorous rhyming story for kitty-loving children aged 3 to 9 years old will have your child giggling as they look at each illustration of Curly in one of her special outfits. Whether read as a bedtime story or as an anytime story, children are sure to love Curly Kitten and her funny rhymes.
This humorous rhyming story for kitty-loving children aged 3 to 9 years old will have your child giggling as they look at each illustration of Curly in one of her special outfits. Whether read as a bedtime story or as an anytime story, children are sure to love Curly Kitten and her funny rhymes.
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Children's Book: Tummies Do Talk! (funny bedtime story collection)
(January 19, 2014)
Can you remember when you or your children last ate too much, and ended up with sore tummies? Don’t you wish both of you had listened to your tummies instead of just your taste buds?
From a young age, Henry’s mother helped him to listen to his tummy with his heart. When he sat still he was able to hear his tummy and would know whether it was satisfied or not. At school his classmates thought he was joking, but after Henry showed them how to listen to their tummies, their minds were changed forever.
This well-illustrated rhyming story for kids aged 3 to 9 will help children to understand that by being still after eating, even for a moment, they will be listening to their tummies. Although their tummies don’t use words to talk, children who listen well will know in their hearts what’s best for them.
From a young age, Henry’s mother helped him to listen to his tummy with his heart. When he sat still he was able to hear his tummy and would know whether it was satisfied or not. At school his classmates thought he was joking, but after Henry showed them how to listen to their tummies, their minds were changed forever.
This well-illustrated rhyming story for kids aged 3 to 9 will help children to understand that by being still after eating, even for a moment, they will be listening to their tummies. Although their tummies don’t use words to talk, children who listen well will know in their hearts what’s best for them.
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Children's Book: Danny, The Brave Knight (funny bedtime story collection)
(January 27, 2014)
Danny is a young boy who prefers to read adventure and fantasy stories rather than play with toys. One night, after reading a great book about a captured princess, he wanders away in his thoughts, closing his eyes, only to open them and discover that he is a brave knight. His quest is to save the princess from the horrid wizard’s castle. Waking up the next day, to the real world, he feels excited and filled with courage to approach the girl he likes best.
A classic rhyming tale, with illustrations to match, for children aged 3 to 7 years old. This delightful story will remind your child of the wonderful world of bravery and magic, all in the name of love.
A classic rhyming tale, with illustrations to match, for children aged 3 to 7 years old. This delightful story will remind your child of the wonderful world of bravery and magic, all in the name of love.
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