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About Adam Wallace
I now have over 80 books published and out in the world, and love each one as if it were my child ... except if that child is like really naughty and always breaks my favourite things and writes bad words on the walls of our house.
None of my books are like that.
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A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of baked beans and bottom blowouts. With the help of the Grand Fart Master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day?
Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here is the start of the drama:
Never, ever marry a mermaid,
That would not go well.
There’s something fishy about a mermaid,
That isn’t just the smell!
Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.
Also in the Never Ever Series:
Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile
Never Ever Dance With a Dinosaur
A new doctor is in Sparkletown, and he is DISGUSTING. His cures are made from vacuum cleaner dust, mouldy cornflakes, crusty crumbs and filthy fur. Martin's search for Mum and Dad is put on hold—only a fart a day keeps THIS doctor away!
Enjoy this crazy, clumsy, slapstick-filled adventure, the first book in a brand new series, aimed at 6-11 year olds, written by New York Times, Amazon, and USA Today bestselling author Adam Wallace.
The problem is, Jackson’s believing the hype. He’s getting a big head. A huge head! Like, he thinks he’s the biggest legend in the entire world!
And that’s when things start going very, very wrong.
"The day before Christmas is a very special day,
That never had its own name.
But that all changed when one special elf,
Rose to glory and fame.
Eve was an elf with such get up and go,
She worked hard and loved to play.
But the Head Elf ran Christmas with an iron fist,
And this was what he had to say..."
A disgustingly evil villain known as Madam Wax is terrorising Sparkletown with sticky sculptures made out of her own earwax. But Fartboy is determined to stop her with his super-powered butt-blasts. It’s a deadly battle of FARTS vs EARWAX. Who will triumph?
Jackson Payne's dad has his sights set on Jackson becoming a golfing superstar.
The only problem is, Jackson is so clumsy he causes chaos around the course and knocks out Darnell, a snobby golf club member, SIX TIMES!
But Jackson suspects there is more to Darnell than meets the black eye.
Last year Jackson Payne almost ruined Christmas - will he do it again?
That's right - Jackson is nervous! He almost ruined Christmas last year, and he's worried he'll do it again!
He almost does too, headbutting his dad, knocking out Santa, losing money raised for a charity and destroying Carols by Candlelight!
It's more Jackson Payne craziness for 6-11 year olds!