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About Adam Wallace
I have over 80 books published and out in the world, and love each one as if it were my child ... except if that child is like really naughty and always breaks my favourite things and writes bad words on the walls of our house.
None of my books are like that.
From How to Catch books to How to Draw books. From gross books to action and adventure books. From inspirational to just plain funny, there's something here for kids of all reading abilities, and all ranges of interests.
Check them out, and always feel free to get in touch at firstname.lastname@example.org
I would love to connect and hear your thoughts, on my books, writing, or anything else you feel like chatting about!
I personally answer each and every email ... I have to. My assistant is really slack.
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Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here is the start of the drama:
Never, ever marry a mermaid,
That would not go well.
There’s something fishy about a mermaid,
That isn’t just the smell!
Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.
Also in the Never Ever Series:
Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile
Never Ever Dance With a Dinosaur
From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a new winter adventure!
Our heroes' entry for the snowman contest has magically come to life—and ran away! Can YOU help catch it? Get ready for snow much fun as you travel through a winter wonderland with running, skating, and bouncing through trap after trap to catch the snowman and claim the winning prize. Will the snowman teach our heroes a lesson they'll never forget? Who snows!
I don't thumpity-thump or give warm hugs—
that's for my snowman friends to do.
Clever kids will try to trap me,
but who will catch me...YOU?
They also realised how inspirational zombies actually are ... THEY had to realise it. The zombies had no idea. They were too busy trying to eat brains! Now there is another problem. Ninja attacks are being reported! Will the gang survive the ninja apocalypse, or will they be inspired once more, this time by the silent assassins? Hopefully they survive. Otherwise it's a pretty sad ending.
It's Ninja Warrior meets I Am Not Your Guru for 9-13 year olds in this action-packed, fun-filled adventure into the world of the ninja!
A disgustingly evil villain known as Madam Wax is terrorising Sparkletown with sticky sculptures made out of her own earwax. But Fartboy is determined to stop her with his super-powered butt-blasts. It’s a deadly battle of FARTS vs EARWAX. Who will triumph?
A new doctor is in Sparkletown, and he is DISGUSTING. His cures are made from vacuum cleaner dust, mouldy cornflakes, crusty crumbs and filthy fur. Martin's search for Mum and Dad is put on hold—only a fart a day keeps THIS doctor away!
Adam Wallace Presents ... Horrific Tales of Horrifying Horror contains stories to make kids laugh, cringe, and maybe scream a little ... NAH! They ain't scary ... just a little creepy maybe!
So dig in and enjoy stories to make you scream ... with laughter!
"The day before Christmas is a very special day,
That never had its own name.
But that all changed when one special elf,
Rose to glory and fame.
Eve was an elf with such get up and go,
She worked hard and loved to play.
But the Head Elf ran Christmas with an iron fist,
And this was what he had to say..."
A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of baked beans and bottom blowouts. With the help of the Grand Fart Master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day?
Enjoy this crazy, clumsy, slapstick-filled adventure, the first book in a brand new series, aimed at 6-11 year olds, written by New York Times, Amazon, and USA Today bestselling author Adam Wallace.