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Sh-t My Dad Says

Sh-t My Dad Says

byJustin Halpern
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Teresa A. Langley
5.0 out of 5 starsThis s*** is funny!
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on December 14, 2010
I just finished reading "S*** My Dad Says," by Justin Halpern. This is the phenomenon that started as a Twitter site and has recently been turned into a half-hour sitcom on CBS. And I just have to say...

This book is hilarious!

The book is a look at the wonderfully strange character his father is and how he got to know his father better as he grew up through the quirky, sometimes jaw-dropping, but always hilarious quips his father would come up with.

The author, Justin Halpern, grew up as the youngest son of Sam Halpern - a retired Naval doctor who went on to be a practicing oncologist and frequent expert lecturer on nuclear medicine at the University of California San Diego. At the age of 28, he moved back home after a split with a girlfriend.

The concept for the book actually began as way to track his father's unique outlook on different subjects by using his quips as his status updates on Twitter. The way Halpern describes it, he started out with a small group of fans - mostly friends and family who knew him and his father - and it snowballed. Before he knew it, he had thousands ... and then millions of fans following his Twitter posts. With the growing interest in the Twitter posts, publishers were trying to beat each other as they beat a path to his door.

The result was a hilarious, yet touching, look at his relationship with his father.

The format of the book lends to the uniqueness of his relationship with his father. Each chapter is structured the same way - it starts with a story that revolves around one of his father's quips, but the story gives you insight to Halpern's relationship with his father. Then, after the story, it follows up with anywhere from five to ten different quotes on a variety of subjects. (One of my very favorites is "On Getting in Trouble at School": "Why would you throw a ball in someone's face? Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being p*ssed but me and you are good.")

This book is one I will be re-reading again and again and again and again and again. When I started this book, I got so engrossed that - on a Sunday night/Monday morning - I looked up at the clock and saw it was 1:30 in the morning. And I agonized over getting a few hours of sleep before work or continuing to read this book. Eventually, due to the nature of my job, sleep before work won out... but I couldn't wait to pick up the book again to finish it. I was sneaking moments during the day at work to read just a few more paragraphs. And, after a thoroughly depressing and disappointing horrific afternoon at work, I eventually returned to this book to help lift my spirits some tonight.

Definitely a FIVE OUT OF FIVE rating!!
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Daniel V. Rusteen
3.0 out of 5 starsFirst third good, then repeated stories until the end.
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 18, 2022
A wildly popular book due to a unique book idea and title. Underwhelming in my opinion. It started off great. It was funny, something that’s difficult to achieve in a book. It satisfied my immediate urge of finding a comedy book.

About one-third of the way through, the stories basically repeat themselves and you realize his Dad is most likely just an a-hole.

It’s been on my currently reading list since November 2018. Finished in May 2022. Towards the end I only brought it out seldom when the time was right: something mildly entertaining to read that didn’t require any brainpower.
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Teresa A. Langley
5.0 out of 5 stars This s*** is funny!
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on December 14, 2010
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I just finished reading "S*** My Dad Says," by Justin Halpern. This is the phenomenon that started as a Twitter site and has recently been turned into a half-hour sitcom on CBS. And I just have to say...

This book is hilarious!

The book is a look at the wonderfully strange character his father is and how he got to know his father better as he grew up through the quirky, sometimes jaw-dropping, but always hilarious quips his father would come up with.

The author, Justin Halpern, grew up as the youngest son of Sam Halpern - a retired Naval doctor who went on to be a practicing oncologist and frequent expert lecturer on nuclear medicine at the University of California San Diego. At the age of 28, he moved back home after a split with a girlfriend.

The concept for the book actually began as way to track his father's unique outlook on different subjects by using his quips as his status updates on Twitter. The way Halpern describes it, he started out with a small group of fans - mostly friends and family who knew him and his father - and it snowballed. Before he knew it, he had thousands ... and then millions of fans following his Twitter posts. With the growing interest in the Twitter posts, publishers were trying to beat each other as they beat a path to his door.

The result was a hilarious, yet touching, look at his relationship with his father.

The format of the book lends to the uniqueness of his relationship with his father. Each chapter is structured the same way - it starts with a story that revolves around one of his father's quips, but the story gives you insight to Halpern's relationship with his father. Then, after the story, it follows up with anywhere from five to ten different quotes on a variety of subjects. (One of my very favorites is "On Getting in Trouble at School": "Why would you throw a ball in someone's face? Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being p*ssed but me and you are good.")

This book is one I will be re-reading again and again and again and again and again. When I started this book, I got so engrossed that - on a Sunday night/Monday morning - I looked up at the clock and saw it was 1:30 in the morning. And I agonized over getting a few hours of sleep before work or continuing to read this book. Eventually, due to the nature of my job, sleep before work won out... but I couldn't wait to pick up the book again to finish it. I was sneaking moments during the day at work to read just a few more paragraphs. And, after a thoroughly depressing and disappointing horrific afternoon at work, I eventually returned to this book to help lift my spirits some tonight.

Definitely a FIVE OUT OF FIVE rating!!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Amusing
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 15, 2022
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A quick read. Very entertaining stories about a colorful man. Told in not a mocking manner that cumulates to a sweet ending.
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Imani
5.0 out of 5 stars So Funny I Cannot Even Breathe!
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 1, 2010
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Okay, so I have a Blackberry 9700 and I have the Kindle application on my phone. I was browsing through the library and found this book. It sounded remarkably like the guy I followed on Twitter so I decided to read the excerpt and realized it was! So I purchased the book and have been reading it in my downtime at work and I have to say that I have been laughing all day! I could not believe that someone's dad was this vulgar but at the same time at least you always knew what he was talking about and did not try to push things under the carpet like a lot of sensitive people tend to do these days. I am enjoying every moment and cannot wait to get home and order a pizza and finish this book.

For the people who are complaining that the book was too vulgar, I refer you to the title. If you have profanity in the title, what made you think it was going to be innocent like "A River Runs through It"? In this day and age it seems that everyone is so uptight. You can't say this; you can't say that, etc. It's nice to see someone who was not afraid of his own shadow in his own house and who was not afraid to stick up for his son's when needed-be. My mother was not as frank as he was but she certainly has had her time or two down at the schools defending me and my siblings. I say that times, work, economy is so hard on everyone right now. Sometimes you need to just sit back and ask yourself "what did he just say??" and have a good long laugh instead of bringing more unhappiness in your life by over-analyzing and complaining all the time. You have enough of that and I certainly do. We call this sort of humor close to what is termed "grave-yard humor", especially with the line about the dog. So stop complaining, sit back, grab a beer and some pizza, and laugh!

I know this is not supposed to be a literary genius book and I am good with that. Again, my life is stressful and I am tired and I just like the fact that I could just laugh because I have not genuinely done so in a very long time! Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did! 5 stars all the way!
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Michelle R.
5.0 out of 5 stars I laughed to hard that I was afraid I wouldn't be allowed on my flight.
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 12, 2010
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I picked this book because it came up as a recommendation and recently someone had mentioned the blog wwhich had inspired this book.

This was a really quick, funny, and touching read. Initially I thought this was just going to be about the outrageous things the author's father spouted, but it became the portrait of a wise. loving dad who seems unable to speak without referencing defecation in some way. When you read the book you really get the idea that the author is learning from his dad, who is admittedly a little rough around the edges, how to be a decent human being. Mr. Halpern doesn't sound like Ward Cleaver, but he values honesty and fair play, and he loves his family, and this is abundantly clear in what a likable person the author seems to be. I think it's also a deft touch that the author lets his fathers words, and the stories surrounding those words, tell the tale without underlining The Point, like some sort of Wonder Years voice over.

Not every word the senior Halpern utters is politically correct, which is part of the humor, and he obviously embarrassed his son on occasion, but this book seems like a loving tribute to a guy who clearly loves his son even while calling him a dummy. (Believe it or not.)The author's father might not be a model parent by the standards of parenting books, but underneath the abrasiveness is the type of parent that raises kids who know they're loved and supported.

I truly laughed out loud at least a dozen times, most of them while waiting to board a plane. I was a little concerned they might think I'd spent too much time at the airport bar, but I was having a hard time holding back the most obvious sign of my enjoyment. The title says it all about the language contained inside though, and much of the humor comes from a quite colorful vocabulary. Remember Ralphie in A Christmas Story saying his father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay? That!

Please note this is a pretty quick read with the print version being 176 pages as I'm aware this might figure into whether or not a potential reader might find it worth the current cost. I thought this was a great read, but folks on a budget or who have a set price might want to wait.
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Daniel V. Rusteen
3.0 out of 5 stars First third good, then repeated stories until the end.
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 18, 2022
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A wildly popular book due to a unique book idea and title. Underwhelming in my opinion. It started off great. It was funny, something that’s difficult to achieve in a book. It satisfied my immediate urge of finding a comedy book.

About one-third of the way through, the stories basically repeat themselves and you realize his Dad is most likely just an a-hole.

It’s been on my currently reading list since November 2018. Finished in May 2022. Towards the end I only brought it out seldom when the time was right: something mildly entertaining to read that didn’t require any brainpower.
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Masriki
5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable read many years later
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on June 6, 2021
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First, Justin Halpern is quite a good comic writer, and this book still reads well more than a decade after it was first published.

Because I would have thought that this was just some cheap way to slap together a book based on Twitter notoriety, I never would have bought this book for myself, and I would have missed out. I got this book as a gift because the person who gave it to me knew that my own dad was a sometimes-profane and no-nonsense sort of guy who nonetheless cared deeply about his family.

At first glace it might appear to be just a cash-in to someone’s 15-minutes-of-Twitter-fame, but it is actually a charming collection of stories about growing up with a gruff but concerned father. Anyone who has a dad or knows a dad like that will enjoy it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great book could not put it down
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on June 30, 2022
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I heard about this book years ago and I meant to pick it up and then didn’t and then I saw it was on sale. So I gave it shot. You will not be disappointed as a dad myself I’ve said some of these things and heard my dad say similar things. Very entertaining and enjoyable!
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xBryMilx
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 21, 2022
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Normally books do not make me laugh out loud. This one did. I found myself sharing a lot of the stories with my wife. She laughed out loud too. Great book!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Intensely enjoyable and thought provoking
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on March 13, 2017
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This NYT #1 bestseller is essentially a collection of bon-mots and anecdotes related to and about the author's father. Justin describes growing-up (up to his late twenties) in the shadow of his foul-mouthed, iconoclastic, absolutely politically icorrect father. Although the book is about the father, it is nevertheless a sensitive portrait of Justin himself. The book is written with humor and zest, and not a few times I have stopped reading to laugh out loud. In the final analysis-the book has been such a success because it divorced itself from the totally nauseating PC Western liberal narrative of life (including raising children) in favor for saying things as they are rather than as they might have been in a supposedly better but unrealistic world. The fifth star was denied because it is not really a book, but a compilation (albeit very good). Besides, except for Justin and his father, we are left with a great vacuum. His mother and brothers are really not fleshed out at all and the description of Justin's childhood and youth is sharp, entertaining, but poorer than it could be. Despite all that, intensely enjoyable and thought provoking.
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Mel B.
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny but too short for the price
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on November 27, 2010
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As a fan of the Twitter feed (and the hype machine that led to the show, which I haven't managed to watch, despite my desperate love of William Shatner), I was happy to buy this shortly after it came out.

It was funny and provided a look at the family that could be expressed in longer than 140 characters. I was, for instance, both delighted and disappointed to find out that some of the most inflammatory remarks were not in fact made in real time, but rather recollections of the author's father's most outrageous pronouncements over time. I know I just contradicted myself, but I don't care. Delighted because I got context that made the comments even funnier, if possible and disappointed because I naively thought that the father was a quote-making machine. And in fact, came off a bit rednecky.

My illusions shattered: fine. Awesome. Not a problem. I think my antipathy toward the book actually more comes from its brevity that is out of proportion with its price. I would wholeheartedly recommend this book if it was $5 or less in Kindle format. For the length, that's what it's worth to me. It's possible that it was hastily written to capitalize on the viral phenomenon it had become, especially with the TV show in the works at the time. I also think the book is priced that way because again, it can be priced that way. I won't start on my rant of the creep of ebook prices or how they drive poor readers like me away from popular current works to cheap or free works. Oh, well that was the mini rant. Anyway, don't insult your readers.

Oh, btw, I bought the Kindle version, and I don't remember any photos in this version? That seems also like a further skimping and another reason to a) not buy this b) watch the TV show or c) get it / request it at your library.
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