Amazon.com: Customer reviews: LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white)

Top positive review

No barnacles on this hull!

Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2018

I just got this today and my girlie bits love this!
First things first, I have the Neo 120. Very easy install. My cat supervised. Directions super easy to understand even for those not mechanically inclined. One nozzle, one temperature. Apparently I have excellent water pressure because on the "maiden voyage" I nearly blasted myself off the crystal ship and started laughing so hard I'm sure my apt. neighbor's heard me. And that was on the LOW setting! I had concerns about the cold water, but it's spring in NorCal and honestly, the cool water isn't so bad. In summer I'm betting it will feel like a gift from the Gods! Ladies, you will need to adjust your seating position a smidge to get all the important parts clean. For bigger voyages be sure to "bear down" to make sure you clean all the barnacles off the hull. You should have smooth sailing from here on out.

5,575 people found this helpful

Top critical review

All critical reviews›

Amazon Customer

I feel so violated.

Reviewed in the United States on September 15, 2018

On the last month of my pregnancy, I developed hemorrhoids. Toilet paper became uncomfortable so I decided to try a bidet. Omg. This thing has such a powerful jet, even on the absolute lowest setting that the first time I used it I had to jump up out of the seat. I was pretty sure that it was going burst all the hems and I was going to be bleed out. Luckily it did not. And I ain’t no quitter. I wasn’t going to give us just like that. So next time I really took my time with it. I turned that dial so slowly, monetoring the water jet the whole time. I reached all the way to the “Low” setting and the stream wasn’t even tickling my tush. And then this devil of a thing lunged forward in a full blown attack. The pressure of the steam shot up out of nowhere, resulting once again in excruciating pain, me jumping out of the seat, drenching my clothes and the walls of our bathroom. Trust me: If you have any self love, please stay away from this thing.

559 people found this helpful

Sort by

Filter by

Filtered by

5 starClear filter

36,395 total ratings, 9,717 with reviews

There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Please try again later.

From the United States

Nhix

No barnacles on this hull!

Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2018

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

5,575 people found this helpful

Helpful

echobunny

The best thing I've bought in a long time

Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2018

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

I have a colon disease, so sometimes I have bathroom problems and sometimes I have to have colonoscopies which require plenty of time spent in the bathroom. This bidet has been a godsend. There are tons of great reviews already, so I've decided to do more of a Q&A to help y'all decide if this is something you need in your life.

Q: Why would I ever need a bidet?
A: If you've ever felt unclean after a bathroom session, this will make you feel cleaner than you've ever felt in your life. Even if you don't think you're icky after using just toilet paper, you probably are.

Q: Aren't wipes just as effective?
A: Maybe so, but if you've seen recent studies showing that the wipes don't dissolve as well as previously thought and you know how expensive and ill-timed plumbing problems are, you may want to consider an option that doesn't involve flushing more items down your toilet. Also, who wants chemicals all over their hindquarters? The cost of this is by far cheaper than the cost of using wipes over time and for paying for any plumbing problems you may encounter in your life.

Q: This isn't heated - isn't that going to suck?
A: No. It's actually somewhat soothing. It typically starts out close to room temperature because the water is just waiting in the hose, but even the cool water isn't too bad. I find it exhilarating and have never thought the water was too cold or uncomfortable.

Q: Is this just going to blast me in the ______ and not where it needs to actually go?
A: I don't know how, but this thing manages to hit me exactly where it needs to every time without fail. Same with everyone else in my household that uses it. It just knows exactly where to aim and sometimes, I feel like it shoots right into my soul. The short of it all - this thing doesn't miss.

Q: Is it gross? Will I feel gross knowing other people use this for...that?
A: It has a nozzle cleaning feature, so even though it's shooting out fresh water, if you have any gross feelings about using it after someone else, you can flip the switch to do a quick nozzle clean then go about your business.

Q: Are the guys going to pee all over this?
A: Maybe? But it has this cute little door protecting it (with a cute little bit of info printed on it), so even if they pee on the door, they're not going to pee on the actual device that sprays the water. Also, urine is sterile, although it may be gross, it's still sterile.

Q: Is it hard to clean?
A: Not really because the nozzle has a simple cleaning mode, just flip the switch to cleaning mode, spray a little, and it's clean. For more physical cleaning, you can just run your toilet brush over the little door while cleaning your toilet.

Q: Will I use less toilet paper with this?
A: Probably. Just do your business, spray the yuck away, then pat yourself dry.

Q: Is this hard to install?
A: Not really. The most important thing to take note of is that you have a flexible hose going into your toilet tank. If you have a firm copper one, you'll need to run to the Depot or wherever, grab a flexi hose for a few dollars and be on your merry way. You'll need to know how to remove your toilet seat so you can loop this into the same place, but other than that, it's not too difficult.

Q: Will this work with my skinny little slow-closing toilet seat?
A: Yep, that's what we have and it works fine.

Q: Does this have decent pressure?
A: I guess it depends on your water flow, but basically, it feeds off your toilet tank filler hose, so as long as that has good pressure, so should your bidet. Mine has EXTREME water pressure, so even at minimum water flow, it works majestically.

Q: Can I spray my brother with this?
A: Yes. Get your bro in the right position and yell "HEY, CHECK THIS OUT!" and it will likely spray him in the chest, or possibly the face if he's short enough.

Q: Will this clean my "lady bits?"
A: While this is more of a unisex rear end bidet than the other models from this brand, a simple repositioning will do the trick. Just slide back slightly on your toilet seat, and you can clean your lady bits til kingdom come.

Q: Will this fit in my teeny tiny bathroom?
A: Probably. It's very small and just attaches to your toilet where the toilet seat attaches, so it takes up very little room. I'd imagine this would work in the tiniest of bathrooms, assuming there's a couple inches of space on either side of the toilet. It would probably fit in nearly every bathroom.

Q: Will people think I'm weird for having a bidet?
A: Probably not. They will probably be fascinated and ask to try it out. They may even text you at 11pm on a Saturday night asking you specifics of its functionality. You may very well become a trendsetter in your friends group.

Q: How many should I get?
A: I would recommend putting one in every bathroom you poo in. Maybe try one first to make sure it's your bag, and if you agree with my sentiment, consider putting one in each bathroom for maximum freshness.

Q: Should I get this?
A: Do you like having a clean rear end? Do you have ~$35? Yes, just get this. It's not weird, it's not gross, it's easy enough to install with the most minimal of tools and it is the most amazing thing that will make your booty feel fantastic every time you use it.

I hope this was helpful in your decision-making process. Don't forget to mark reviews as helpful if you find them helpful so they appear more prominently on Amazon. Happy bathroom times to you!

2,335 people found this helpful

Helpful

Jordan

Luxe Bidet Neo 120, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2016

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

When my husband first suggested getting a bidet, my immediate visceral reaction was, 'Eww no! No way I'm using that!' Therefore, when it came in the mail two days later (thanks Prime!) and my husband installed it, I stood in the hall and informed him that I would still be using toilet paper thank you very much. Fast forward thirty minutes to when my husband 'took it for a spin', as it were, and exclaimed from the bathroom that it was 'the most amazing thing ever and I HAD to try it!'

I put up a good fight, but in the end, my husband's darling brown eyes won me over, as they always do, and I decided to give it a whirl.

Oh my sweet mercy hallelujah. It was heaven. A bit startling at first, if you have never used a bidet, but I have never felt cleaner in my whole life! It also has been helpful to those of us who have hemorrhoids (THANKS CHILDBIRTH) because it is a bit gentle and less abrasive than toilet paper tends to be. We haven't bought toilet paper since we bought it (March, so, 4 months) and I haven't missed it a bit. My husband and I now fight over using the downstairs bathroom, because the upstairs bathroom is lacking the glorious invention that is the Luxe Neo 120. I should take off a star for wrecking my marriage, Luxe Bidet Neo 120! THANKS.

As for the bidet itself, it is easy peasy to install (according to my husband; I wouldn't know because I was having a toilet paper protest in the hall at the time of its installation) and simple to clean for the most part...the back (where it attaches to the toilet) is a bit more difficult to clean than your average, sad, greatly lacking, bidet-less toilet, but nothing major at all. The nozzle where the water shoots out is covered by a neat little 'sanitary shield' which is a nice touch. To clean the nozzle itself you simply turn the 'self cleaning' knob on the bidet controls and instead of squirting 'out' it squirts down to rinse itself off. Its very independent that way,

***IF YOUR TOILET SEAT DOESN'T SIT FLUSH (hhhaaaa do you see what I did there?) with the bidet installed, we discovered (after the recommended 'bumper kits' kept shifting and falling off, that PLASTIC DOMED DOOR STOPPERS work AMAZING for propping the seat up. We picked up four (but only used three) from Home Depot (but you can order them online as well National Hardware V337 Wall Door Stops, White ) and attached them with contact cement to the toilet seat. The seat rests much more evenly and firmly since we have attached them. Because aint nobody want to be wobbling and falling off the toilet.

I never dreamed I would love a bidet this much, and its gotten to the point that I really don't like staying at other people's houses who DON'T have a bidet. Some people miss their dogs, their bed, their TV, or their closet when they are on vacation; not me...I miss Luxe Neo 120. It is better than all the dogs, beds, TVs, and closets put together.

3,640 people found this helpful

Helpful

Dayana

My mama taught me not to talk about privates in public...

Reviewed in the United States on July 25, 2019

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

... BUT MAMA AIN'T HERE!!!

STRANGERS! Gather round. I need to tell you something about you butt.

Here's the thing: you're disgusting. Your body is a filthy, grotesque, and horrid temple full of your nastiest and worst decisions. No matter how much you try to hide, scrub, perfume, and spanx the flaws away, they're still there. But fret not because there is hope for even the most ratchet of bods.

ENTER THE LUXE BIDET. This here fountain of youth is one small thing you can use to become ever so slightly less of an abomination than you are now.

Here's what you do:
1. Buy this product. Don't bother buying prime if you don't already have it, it still arrived within 2 days.
2. Unpack everything and read the instructions.
3. Install seat carefully so as to not get the building management fuzz on your back come deposit retrieval time.
4. Attempt to install hose and find that it is a poor fit
5. Call the Luxe customer service line and proceed to speak to one of the nicest human beings I have ever had the joy of speaking with. This delightful siren will patiently listen to your woes and clear them all away by sending you 2 free replacement pieces and the seat bumpers to boost. All free. I may have feelings for her.
6. Wait another 2 days or so and then check the mail to find everything she promised waiting for you. STILL FREE.
7. Unpack this latest treat from Santa and connect it... and BOOM! You now have a working bidet.
8. Facetime your favorite frenemy of choice, preferably a Canadian one, and gloat over your newly polished button. Bonus points if you're on your period and decided to use pads that day.

I can't tell you what this has done for my quality of life. I have only used it once and already I feel superior, taller, thinner, and better at math.

Pay gap? --Not 'round these lofty parts.
Massive and crippling wealth disparities? --lol who said?
Species going extinct? --I CAN'T HEAR THE SCREAMING OVER MAH CLEAN BUM.

The smug sense of superiority I now have over using fewer TP sheets can only be rivaled by the adorable squeaking sounds I make with every step.

This is me. This is who I am. If you can't accept me at my worst, then you can't handle me at my best.

#Polished #Bespoke #Aesthetic

298 people found this helpful

Helpful

nerd

Best $40 I've spent

Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2016

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

Upon its maiden voyage, I couldnt stop laughing before slowly turning on the water flow. After a deep breath or two I went for it. Cranked it up to full throttle...... Its amazing. Changes your world..... cuts your wipe time immensely.....It feels like nothing you can imagine. I probably could sit there until my ass pruned up if i didnt have a life to live. I highly recommend. Get this along with a squatty potty stool available here on amazon, and you will bring your toilet game to pro levels. Those two items in your bathroom arsenal are the equivalent to champagne and caviar for your butt.

Installation was literally under 5 minutes. build quality is fine, control knobs are smooth in operation. Pressure can adjust from mild to wild.....almost like a power washer for your tush. best to just relax and enjoy the ride. I also ordered along with the Aquaus toilet adapter available on amazon https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00UO1O4HU/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 for good measure and the ability to be able to shut of flow to bidet if needed for some reason. I think items like this in every household would help promote world peace, build better relations and put us all on the road to a happier, safer, and more prosperous world. Family and friends may think its an odd purchase when you tell them about it, but Id rather have a squeaky clean and fresh butt, rather than hold onto my pride with a risk of swamp as#.

851 people found this helpful

Helpful

Will Riddle

Skeptic turned Convert!

Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2015

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

I have to admit, I was completely skeptical of this product, and of bidets in general. After my husband did some international traveling, he came home convinced that we needed more sanitary toilet habits. So he ordered this small bidet conversion kit--against my protests. I am not French, had never used a bidet, and was pretty much convinced that my rear did not need a small stream of water aimed at it. I was also concerned about mess and hygiene since an American toilet is generally not made for that sort of thing.

However, after having this unit for a year now, I have completely converted. The one toilet we have it on in the house is my favorite toilet, and there is no disadvantage to having this product! Meaning, it just sits there on the side of your toilet and you don't have to use it if you don't want to. It doesn't make a noise. It doesn't interfere with flushing or the water level. It doesn't get dirty. (It has a self-cleaning mechanism if you wanted to wipe it down, or you can with a Lysol wipe). And there are actually times of the month (or just times in general) when you do want a small stream of water to help you get extra clean!

Basically the way it works is, it attaches to your intake water nozzle behind your toilet, and the water box sits right under the toilet rim (not the seat) in the back of the bowl. You can't see it in the Amazon photo, but it's basically a small white plastic box in the way back. The on/off control sits on the right side of the toilet, as shown in the picture. You just turn it on and click how forceful a stream of water you'd like. Then a small stream of water shoots out the plastic box at your you-know-where! It is cold and takes some getting used to, as an American not used to this sort of thing, but you do not have to worry about the spray going out of the bowl since you are basically covering up the entire opening of the toilet seat when you are sitting on it. As the mom cleaning all the bathrooms in the house, this issue was very important to me. I did not want to have clean up bum water!

Again, what I like most about this unit is that it is cheap and does what it's supposed to do, and just sits there if you don't want to use it. You can forget about it if you want since it does not interfere with the seat or the toilet's function. The only thing I would change about it, if I could, is I would make more lower settings since I find the very lowest click to be as forceful as I want. And while there is a spectrum effect a little bit, I would prefer an upgrade where the entire adjusting knob was one big gradation of force, rather than a five-click setting. (My husband, for the record, uses the higher settings all the time for that superfresh feel.)

I know this is probably all TMI, so forgive me, but you're here reading about it, so you asked for it! Great kit, easy to install and uninstall.

624 people found this helpful

Helpful

Link

Overall not a bad experience, Will use again

Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2020

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

The media could not be loaded.

With people taking TP off the shelves like the crazy hoarders they are I decided to give this thing a try and I was pleasantly surprised.

108 people found this helpful

Helpful

Matthew

Amazing Product!

Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2016

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

Installation was relatively quick and easy (despite almost taking off the turn-off valve before turning off the house water supply). Ended up having to replace our solid metal water-valve connector with a $6 braided one from the local hardware store. But, the bidet itself is very well designed and very solid feeling. Not realizing what it was at first, I did not use the threading tape. In fact, I over-tightened the T-connector and broke one of its threads. Shockingly there are no leaks. Also, don't worry about the water being too cold, it's not much of an issue.

This was purchased in an effort to reduce toilet paper usage and improve cleanliness standards. Neither I nor my family had heard of a bidet up to this point, so I'll report back on how it works after a few uses.

UPDATE (4/30/2016)
=============================
Some reviewers have said they don't consider this product "life changing", but I do. It's fantastic. I now feel like disposable toilet paper is a huge, wasteful, costly scam. Bidets do a fantastic job of cleaning up 'down there'. At first, I was just drying off with two squares of toilet paper, but then decided to just go all-out and bought some AmazonBasic washcloths for $10. Really, after taking a few seconds washing off, all you need to do is dry. A post-ass-drying picture is provided for quality reassurance.

One thing that disappoints me is how others view the bidet. I kid you not, over a dozen independent people (friends/family) have ultimately said "I don't want a robot to spray my ass with water". It's the same type of resistance I got when I told my house-mates to start tossing recyclables in the recycling can. The heck is wrong with people?

1,018 people found this helpful

Helpful

Megan.langeland

THE FRESHEST BOOTY IN THE EAST

Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2022

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

The media could not be loaded.

I normally do not write reviews BUT LET ME TELL YOU, this bidet attachment is the one of coolest and most useful things I've ever purchased. It was so easy to install. Took no time at all and fit my long toilet perfectly! Now I was a little scared to use it tbh since I'm not usually used to my booty being sprayed along with precise target action , but OMG is it amazing! It doesn't hurt, even with just cold water there was no shock reaction like cold feet on your partners back, and I felt super clean after wards! I heard you can get a hose attachment to hook up yo your sink for warm water, but don't stress if you can't do that because the cold water is not bad at all! 10/10

45 people found this helpful

Helpful

James R. Rhoads

Some people who write reviews just want to hear themselves whine.

Reviewed in the United States on November 7, 2018

Color: Blue/WhiteVerified Purchase

I read one review where the person said the 120 model lacked the water pressure of the 110 model they had owned previously. All I can say is they must be a freak. Mine can hit the wall in the shower across the room. No lack of pressure here.
Other people said the pressure was too strong on their delicate area. All you have to do is turn the water valve on the toilet DOWN. It will take a little longer to fill the toilet after you flush but the bidet pressure will decrease.
A few said they had leaks. Well, if you don't know anything about plumbing maybe you shouldn't mess with it. BTW, the little white tape that is included is Teflon tape and you need to wrap the metal fittings with it or they will leak. It doesn't tell you to do that in the installation instructions but anyone who has done even a little plumbing or watched a how-to video or read a book on plumbing will know.
Seriously, before you write a review saying something is crap, make sure you are not the crap in the equation.

87 people found this helpful

Helpful

Questions? Get fast answers from reviewers

Need customer service? Click here

‹ See all details for LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric...

5 star		77%
4 star		13%
3 star		5%
2 star		2%
1 star		3%

LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric...

›

Customer reviews

Customer reviews

LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white)

Top positive review

Top critical review

Filtered by

There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Please try again later.

From the United States

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

Questions? Get fast answers from reviewers

LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric... › Customer reviews

Customer reviews

LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white)

Top positive review

Top critical review

Filtered by

There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Please try again later.

From the United States

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

There was a problem loading comments right now. Please try again later.

Questions? Get fast answers from reviewers

LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric...

›

Customer reviews