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I can't not buy this health shake
Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2018
Can I be honest with you? I got this green powder as a gift and after reading the Amazon reviews THAT's when I was totally sold. Have I noticed a difference in myself? Nah. Not really. But I know I for sure have an expensive new habit. And the reason I recently accepted a salaried position is in no small part so I can sustain my maximum vibrance habit.
I love this health shake though. I love the subtle bragging cursive font underneath the title "Contains all known nutrients," as if it were a little afterthought they forgot to mention. If I made a green powder that contained all known nutrients you couldn't stop me from putting it in MONSTER TRUCK OBNOXIOUS font. I love how long the nutrition label is, and the way it reminds me of one of those absurd CVS receipts. I love the way I FEEL knowing that I'm getting all known nutrients and prioritizing my health in a way that I can barely afford. I love waking up in the morning, looking around my danky house and noticing that I don't have a bed frame, that my tv is right on the floor, but I'm healthier than a Pope.
And, hey--that's probably worth $60 a month.