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And she goes like,
Reviewed in the United States on October 29, 2018
So, my publisher calls me up and he goes like, John, we need this book to appeal to the millennials, you know what I mean?
And I go like, Yo, totes.
And she goes like, That’s still a little dated, John. You should talk to your daughter.
And I go like, She speaks regular English. Maybe I should hit social media a little more.
And she goes like, Whatever, John. And BTW. Use the f-word a little f-ing more. Because it’s the f-ing in thing now, you know what I f-ing mean?
And I’m like, I f-ing know. I just didn’t know if you’d be f-ing into it.
And she goes like. I’m f-ing into it John. We’ve gotta reach the kids. They’re the f-ing future.
And I’m all like, Yeah, I f-ing know.
Then she goes like, And put more silliness and Heartwarming Sentiment into the f-ing sex scenes, John. The kids really go for that. And it’s alright to end your book a little early with a cliffhanger. Don’t worry about the words. Nobody really cares about the words. And no one expects to be satisfied. That's like f-ing last century. We can sell more books, that way. Just like a TV series, make them hang on for a year. The heroine’s not going anywhere.
And I'm like, Yeah, I know. TV is the f-ng future.
And she’s all like, I’m glad you understand, John. This will be a great book!