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Lololol! It's me, Mario! Oops I meant KillerKing102934 lolololol. I'm back with another book review! So first things first we have Lil' Billy, a brand new character who is a baby zombie and surprisingly, he does not eat Dave. (Warning: People who do not like spoilers please do not read this review. Go away!) And Spidroth is crazier than evaaaaaaaaar!!! First a potato, then a chicken. What monstrosity is this?! Dave, I suggest you edit the book so that when Spidroth turns into a chicken, make her so unused to having legs that she falls into a piece of doggy pee and poo headfirst lolololol. Anyway, to the scales.
This book was quite wierd, but it was hilarious. """""""""""" spolers """""""""""""""" spindroth comes back as I guessed. I had no idea of derek Wimpy coming back. And Cluckles is kinda creepy if you think about it. Overall this story gave us more character backrounds and character developes. Oh, and HEROBRINE IS A GLITCH!!! Nice story """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""ideas""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 1 A visit to the nether 2 diary of a classified is actully a diary 3 please let us know herobrines other childrens 4 seriously let herobrine come back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont see why not
final opinion this season is turning into a double tense series and I like how the author is making everything follow up. actully I think herobrine is not returning until season 3. I think this season's ultimate boss is gonna be Arsalan (the ancient ). cool enough.
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 25, 2019
Sorry that I'm typing in Kindle so this is taking forever to finish xD Also this is only my first review on one of your books. So, here I go...
Love the series now! :D Keep it up, bro! You're the fastest publishing author I've come across, even faster than Steve the Noob! Also, I could tell that you have had some experience of being an author :) (Warning to readers: there are some spoilers in this review!)
General rating: 10/10 Action/Battle rating: 10/10 Carl's jokes' rating :P: 10/10 Spidroth being a potato/chicken rating: 10/10
And so on xD
- Herobrine unexpectedly finds Dave and his friends, has a big battle with them, but also takes away Spidroth and turns her into a ____. - Dave and his friends find out that the Arcitect and his dragon is coming for them (you can explain how they found out about that) and decides to go at another direction, then go to the same direction as they were going before. But then the Arcitect catches them and tries to capture Dave.
Hmm, not a lot of ideas I have for now...
Name: Eco Identity: An orphan and a villager. Home: Nowhere. He travels and goes on adventures himself. Behavior: Talkative and loud, but also strong. Likes to show off and crack jokes but shy at times too. Wants to join Dave, but has never heard of him. A thing I would like to happen: Eco makes up funnier jokes than Carl, and then they have a super big argument that Dave cannot stop. (I would like to see how that would turn out xDDD) Posssessions: Full iron and owns a super strong diamond sword that has Sharpness IV, Unbreaking II and Smite III.
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on December 3, 2020
AHAHAHAHA!!!!! That was so hilarious! (Do not read this reveiw if you do not want a spoiler alert.)
OK. I liked the part when Carl was trying to train Spidroth so she could get used to her legs since she was a potato for a while now. Then Little Billy gets on her back and starts running. She starts yelling of how great and queenish she is and blah blah blah. And then all of a sudden she trips and lands headfirst on the ground and Little Billy goes flying. I laughed so hard.
OK. That was a long spoiler. Well don't complain. I told you, don't read this reveiw if you don't want spoilers. Well, moving on.
For some reason, I love Spidroth so much. I don't know why. Maybe its because I laugh pretty hard when she loses her temper. Wait. It's not that. PLEASE make Spidroth nicer she's driving me nuts. Oh! Maybe I like her because she acts funny when she is in chicken form.
Well, she acts funny to me, OK.
I have nothing else to say so Ima just gonna do this.
*turn kindle off* *drives away* *crashes* * glass shatters* *baby cries* *monster roars* *running footsteps* *door opens and slams* *bedroom door opens* *turns kindle back on*
ITS THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!! HELP!!!
THERE'S A MONSTER IN HERE! RUNNN!!!
HURRY GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU- EnderDragon544 has left the server. I AM SERIOUS HURRY!!!
Dude, you really thought it was the end of the world? Wow. Just...Wow.
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 24, 2019
I realy like how spydroth actualy becomez nicer to dave and carl. It opens up a new idea of spydroth joining the team.
IDEAS: I think it would be realy cool if dave and carl and spydroth, A CHICKEN (HAHAHA! How did you get the idea?) go to herobrine at the used to be diamond city, were the old friends are.Since herobrine banished spydroth he could bring her back, dave and carl can make herobrine un-banish spydroth. (If this actualy happens hopefully she doesn't try to kill dave and his bro. I think it would be great if you make there be a sea monster if dave and carl go by boat
What I engyed: I realy like the whole idea of needing money to get on a boat then doing a chicken jocky race and the oponits chicken is evil.
The robot chicken was kinda creapy
Spydroth realy needs a better form than a chicken
Carl should fight a giand backed potato with lazer eyes and a tornado makeing staff (I am so creative right?…riiiiiighht?)
Also I miss porkins and the old radicalisticlyisticalyisticalyisticly coool dudes
creapyness (the chicken) 3/10
funny (carl) 10000000000001/10
five starnessezessez 999999999999999999999999999.99/10
total awsomenessesssssssezzzzz 163856492140708302098675438160790532509386174565874.7/10
Note from ya boi: I am doing this on a kindle so it is hard to type sry sry sry sry sryh xdthc zsthhb dh
by pepes of earf this is THE LIMESTER out
Final note: I don't have any friends (don't we all) or hobys that is why I read books all of the time. I always am happy when one of these books are out (these books coming out are the only things that make me hapy in this crule harsh depressing world…JK!) BYE!
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 21, 2019
OMG derek the wimpy person is BACK!!!! i kinda like how he got a little more nicer at the end. The funniest part of the book was definetly when the chicken chuckles punched dave in the guts. I mean, dave got beated up by a chicken? but at the end dave and carl beat up the chuckles the weird chicken.
Funniness 10/10 writing 10/10 excitingness [ERROR this meter has already broke like five gazillion times so I AM NOT BUYING THIS METER ANYMORE SINCE ITS GOING TO KEEP ON BREAKING. Lol
1. i think spidroth should stay with dave and carl for a while. maybe for 3 or 2 boolks? 2. hmmmmm srry im thinking of ideaz.... ok im out of ideaz.
FAV REVEIWERS -TeslaGeek (i think hes still reviewing right?) -yo the joe -umm those are the only people i can remember srry
USELESS NOTES i like husky the chicken jocky the best. because even though he was losing real bad he didnt give up. and he didnt get mad like that mean trainer of billy (i think thats his name).
Ok srry i was late but.... uhhh oh yeah ok BYE DAVE LUV YOUR BOOK THERE THE BEST KEEP WORKING HARD!!!
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 21, 2019
Hi there! Im sorry to be nit picky, But dave, You forgot me.. Since you forgot to add me in the reviews list, Im guessing you didnt see my idea?? Well, I was thinking, Dave needs a pet. Here me out on this, I find there is more at stake in the story when a pet is involed. Now, A pet would also make up for all the loses of characters we have had. I love your series, And I really want to help play a part in it. I cant explain how much you have inspired me. Now for a pet, I would REALLY love it If you name the pet malia IF you use the idea. And yes, I know carl had wolves and all, But guys, Dave needs a one and only pet. if you remeber, Carl had so many wolves, He didnt really give them to much thought. the wolves were kina just there. I mean, He named them all "bark" for crying out loud. So please consider using this idea. and its okay if you dont, Because as you explained, You have a busy schedule. I understand and props for handling all of it. Thanks and best wishes dave! -Malia (oh and, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!)